LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

[Ron's_Mate]

It's been a quiet off season, but that's because the boys have been resting up and training for the season ahead. You can feel things stating to get busier around this thread as round one approaches. I predict this will be the greatest year ever for the LOL@5(c)uff$ movement. Mark my words - we got this!

LOL@5(c)uff$ - You know you want to.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

You better credit me for that. Nemiwinks gets upset by uncredited quotes and the like.

LOL@5(c)uFF$: how couldn't you?

 

[muzby]

just realised.. with sense's post above takes this thread to 1000 replies...

when we add in the last 4 threads of 3000 replies each, this takes us to:

now.. just out of curiosity, how are the joke of the league comparing in memberships?

hmmm.. i reckon we could hit the 22,000 before they do...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I'd pay for membership.

Scarf. Sticker. Keyring. Newsletter. LOL.

 

[Ron's_Mate]

A personalised message from the Redfern Four, thanking you for the support.

 

[Ozzy]

I'd pay for membership.

Scarf. Sticker. Keyring. Newsletter. LOL.

Not to forget the badge of honour for being in the top 8. Cliffhanger is currently in the sacred 9th spot.

 

[Silent Knight]

We should start our own LOL@5(c)uff$ membership drive. You could include in each membership pack:

• LOL@5(c)uff$ t-shirt
• LOL@5(c)uff$ footy banner
• Toothbrush
• Bottle of methylated spirits
• Book of Foods
• A copy of LOL@5(c)uff$ Greatest Hits (including bonus Christmas pack)
• Centrelink Directory
• Historic Homebush Commemorative Poster, autographed by the Redfern 4
• Bucket of KFC
• Wooden Spoon

 

[muzby]

dear tim,

i'd like to wish you a happy birthday and congratulate you on becoming a man.

you are now legally allowed to buy cigarettes & alcohol, you can gamble and have the right to vote.

you are now essentially able to become your own man as you are no longer a child.

my recommendation - change teams asap. your friends will think better of you for it.

yours sincerely,

muzby

ps. whilst i understand that when you look at a souffs scoreboard, the score may seem like a cricket score to the opposition. i hate to break it to you, but souffs play rugby league, not cricket.

 

[muzby]

Not to forget the badge of honour for being in the top 8. Cliffhanger is currently in the sacred 9th spot.

she's gotta lift her game, TBH..

where's she been? she's our GI.. constantly missing in action..

 

[Silent Knight]

Souffs play rugby league? That's news to me. I thought they played stand behind the goalposts :crazy:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

That's why they had to move to historic Homebush.

The grass behind the goalposts at Redfern was worn out....

 

[Ozzy]

We should start our own LOL@5(c)uff$ membership drive. You could include in each membership pack:

• LOL@5(c)uff$ t-shirt
• LOL@5(c)uff$ footy banner
• Toothbrush
• Bottle of methylated spirits
• Book of Foods
• A copy of LOL@5(c)uff$ Greatest Hits (including bonus Christmas pack)
• Centrelink Directory
• Historic Homebush Commemorative Poster, autographed by the Redfern 4
• Bucket of KFC
• Wooden Spoon

:shock: Bad idea S.K. They're will be wholesale muggings all over the country and this picture will be on the Police wanted board.

As for the toothbrush, the one from two pages ago would be perfect.

 

[Ozzy]

she's gotta lift her game, TBH..

where's she been? she's our GI.. constantly missing in action..

Maybe she accidently saw little country in the act of self shoom shumming, no?

Now that would be enough to scare off any normal human.

 

[Silent Knight]

Nah the Crag Hag spends too much of her time hanging with mountain goats. She rarely comes down from the mountains to dwell amongst us lowlanders.

 

[muzby]

 

[Ozzy]

Grandpa Smurf is a 50uff$ supporter?

Heres another one.

 

[muzby]

apparently christmas falls on a friday this year...

souffs fans are hoping it's not friday the 13th, cause that would be unlucky..

 

[Silent Knight]

Somebody set up a LU account called LOL@50uff$. They voted in the game day spoiler thread for the Roosters vs Rabbletohs match :lol:

 

[abpanther]

Farrell at fullback lol

 

[Big Tim]

dear tim,

i'd like to wish you a happy birthday and congratulate you on becoming a man.

you are now legally allowed to buy cigarettes & alcohol, you can gamble and have the right to vote.

you are now essentially able to become your own man as you are no longer a child.

my recommendation - change teams asap. your friends will think better of you for it.

yours sincerely,

muzby

ps. whilst i understand that when you look at a souffs scoreboard, the score may seem like a cricket score to the opposition. i hate to break it to you, but souffs play rugby league, not cricket.

Not cool....

lol@5(c)uff$