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LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

LOL@5(c)uFF$ VI: The loser is...


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bottle

Coach
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I can see a new anthem being built here. I'm happy to start, but may need some co-writers to help. Happy to accept improved edits.


Mamaaa, just Lol'd @ 5(c)ouff$,
Was gonna go to bed
But had a Lol instead
Mamaaa, Roosters have just won
Even though they were down by 8 points

Mamaaaa, Oooh ooh ooh ooh,
Didn't mean to have a cry,
But I just couldn't control the tears of laughter,
I did lol, and then lol,
As if something funny happened
 

AlwaysGreen

Post Whore
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We will we will lol@50uff$. We will we will lol@50uff$.
Owner is a fat man delusional
Sleeping in the street gonna be a big 20 some day
You got mud on yo face
Rugby league's disgrace
Every other team Kickin your can all over the place

We will we will lol@50uff$
We will we will lol@50uff$

GI you're a fat man lard man
Sleeping in the street gonna take on the defence one day
You got blood on you face
You big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place
Isaac you're a diver make a big cry
Sleeping in the street gonna be a big 20 some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Teams are kicking your can all over the place

We will we will lol@50uff$
We will we will lol@50uff$

Sam you're an ugly man camera loving man
Sleeping in the street gonna take on the defence some day
You got blood on yo face
You big disgrace
Wavin your banner all over the place
We will we will lol@50uff$
We will we will lol@50uff$
Sutto you're an dumb man man
Pleadin with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
We will we will lol@50uff$
We will we will lol@50uff$
 

sensesmaybenumbed

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Staff member
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Don't stop LOL@5(c)uFF$ now...

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a LOL@5(c)uFF$ time
I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't shoom shum me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a LOL time having a LOL time

I'm a lunch buffet leaping through the skies
Like a Mr Blonde defying the laws of common sense
I'm a police car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning through big 20 Yeah!
Two hundred derpees
That's why they call me Mister LOL@50uFF$
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a LOL@50uFF$ man of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a LOL time
Just Feed Dave the ball, don't stop him now
If you wanna have a good time just give him a call
Don't shum me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't shum me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all

I'm a rocket ship on my way to ninth
On a collision course
I am a centrelink I'm out of control
I am a poker machine ready for $andow
Like Russels movie bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through big 20 Yeah!
Two hundred derpees
That's why they call me Mister LOL@50uFF$
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a LOL@50uFF$ woman of you

Don't stop me don't stop me don't stop me
Hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me
Meth ohh ooh ooh (LOL@50uFF$)
Don't stop me have a LOL time LOL time
Don't stop me don't stop me
Meth ooh Alright

I'm burning through Big 20 Yeah!
Two hundred derpees
That's why they call me Mister LOL@5(c)uFF$
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a bunniesman woman of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
Just feed Greg the ball don't stop it now
If you wanna have a LOL time
Just give Nemesis a call
Don't stop meltdown ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop meltdown (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna stop the LOOOLLLL

LOL LOL LOL la laaaa
LOL lol lol la
Lol lol lolll laa laa laaa
Lol la loll lol lol lol la la laaa hey!!....
 
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TheDalek079

Bench
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evermore - lolling

too many lols
too many tries
i can't quite see the truth
when i look into your eyes
i feel i could
i know i should
step away, turn around
let my jaw hit the ground
LOLLING
LOLLING
LOLLING
LOLLING!!!!!!
 

sensesmaybenumbed

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Staff member
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And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a LOL@5(c)uFF$ in the bin
Never flying for the season when the rain set in....
 

Rhino_NQ

Immortal
Messages
33,050
Korn - Make me LOL
U2 - A beautiful LOL
Temper Traper - LOLler
Pink Floyd - Another LOL in this round
 

Silent Knight

First Grade
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LOL@5(c)uff$ girl

LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
She's been living in her LOL@5(c)uff$ world
I bet she's never had an employed guy
I bet her odour made him cry

I'm gonna pass on the LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
She's been living in her dole cheque world
Eating out of a garbage can
And now she's looking for a dinero man
That's what I am

And when she goes out
And commits another crime
And when she's locked up
She says the goonbag played with her mind

She'll see I'm not going to cough
Just because
The bail isn't worth paying for a LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
You know I've seen her in her LOL@5(c)uff$ world
She's getting tired of her dentist bills
And the fact she's forced to buy no frills
She's got no choice

LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
She's flipping the bird in her Homebush world
When Anthony Minichello ran on in
Her dole cheque couldn't even buy a win
Better pull out the violin

And when she's stalking
Her smell is so bad
And when I'm gawking
She'll look at me like she's mad

She'll see I'm not going to cough
Just because
The bail isn't worth paying for a LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
I'm gonna pass on the LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
She's been living in her dole cheque world
Eating out of a garbage can
And now she's looking for a dinero man
That's what I am

LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
She's not my LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
You know I can't stand
That LOL@5(c)uff$ girl
 

gUt

Coach
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Are you gonna have a lol@5(c)uFF$?
Oh, coming from those toothless mouths;
Can you tell me what it’s all about?
Fat butt Inglis,
You make the microwave go round.

Hey
I was just on methadone
Never had no place for home,
But I knew LOLs before I left my dad’s c**k’s eye,
Left alone with big fat G.I.,
He was such a hungry centre!
Hey big man you made a meal from mum’s placenta!
Hey hey!

I've been LOLing with the best
I tossed the man a chicken breast
I seen ev'ry cross eyed addict on the way, hey
But they’re smelly and they’re vile
Went kind of genius for a while.
Take me to the Redfern Maccas every time!

(C'mon)
Are you gonna have a lol@5(c)uFF$?
Oh, coming from those toothless mouths;
Can you tell me what it’s all about?
Fat butt Inglis,
You make the fast food world go round.
Fat butt Inglis,
You make the Sumo wrestlers proud.

Hey listen here,
Now I got heroin for sale
I got dole cheques for my ale
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
A LOL@5(c)uFF$ is what I treasure.
Heaped Big Mac meals done made a big man of thee!
Now get this!

Are you gonna have a lol@5(c)uFF$?
Oh, coming from those toothless mouths;
Can you tell me what it’s all about?
Fat butt Inglis,
You make rotisseries go round.
Fat butt Inglis,
You’re lickin’ chip fat off the ground.
GET IN YOUR LARD AND FRY!

Oooh yeah oh yeah that fat butt Inglis
Fat butt Inglis
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
fry 'em fatboy
Fat butt Inglis
Yes yes
 
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