LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

[Frailty]

Calvin Shoddy can have the shit parts of Sydney where everyone shoots each other by mistake. GWS and Sydney NRL clubs that aren't souths have that in common.

Rabbitohs+swans territory = good parts of sydney.

Easts + Manly + Parra + Penriff + Dogs + Cronulla + Dragons + Tigers + GWS = shit parts of sydney.

I support clubs that represent the best parts of their cities. Just like Arsenal is North London (the good part of London), Swans and Souths too.

Your mob has that in common with Calvin Shoddys, enjoy getting shot at it while we mix with good people like GI in that article with those kids in Burwood.

Coincedence that Hayne has been shot at while 0 Souths players have been shot at in recent history?

@ the nuffy talking about juniors areas. I never said anything about it being part of our catchment. I said part of our Empire. Ie, where we draw support from.

Since Balmain pissed away its history and went out to Boganville to form the Tigpies, the area I described is our Empire.

When you think someone couldn't get more deluded - Bunniesfool goes beyond expectations yet again.

For the record, where was Hayne shot at? Pretty sure it was in 50uff$ 'empire'.

BTW here is the crime rates per 100,000 population to compare the good and bad parts of Sydney:

Souths:
Assault - 2296.5
Robbery - 425.5

Parramatta:
Assault - 579.9
Robbery - 166

Penrith:
Assault - 688.5
Robbery - 81.8

Cronulla:
Assault - 359.8
Robbery - 35.9

So to be a good part of Sydney according to bunniesfag, your area must have a crime rate over 3 times higher than Penrith and Parramatta.

 

[Hutty1986]

A 5(c)uff$ death star would have 6 captains.

Darth has just been told he's being transferred to the LOL@5(c)uff$ death star

:lol:

 

[Timmah]

Did I honestly just see empire?

Oh the lols.

 

[BunniesMan]

When you think someone couldn't get more deluded - Bunniesfool goes beyond expectations yet again.

For the record, where was Hayne shot at? Pretty sure it was in 50uff$ 'empire'.

BTW here is the crime rates per 100,000 population to compare the good and bad parts of Sydney:

Souths:
Assault - 2296.5
Robbery - 425.5

Parramatta:
Assault - 579.9
Robbery - 166

Penrith:
Assault - 688.5
Robbery - 81.8

Cronulla:
Assault - 359.8
Robbery - 35.9

So to be a good part of Sydney according to bunniesfag, your area must have a crime rate over 3 times higher than Penrith and Parramatta.

That'd be right. Cherry pick the worst of our area compared to the best of outside our area.

If I compared Macquarie Fields and Lidcombe to Wollahra and Coogee you'd get different numbers.

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

That'd be right. Cherry pick the worst of our area compared to the best of outside our area.

If I compared Macquarie Fields and Lidcombe to Wollahra and Coogee you'd get different numbers.

Isn't Lidcombe east of Parramatta and hence, part of the LOL Empire?

And WoOllahra is Easts territory.

 

[Timmah]

Dammit, beat me to it Ronnie... Lidcombe... shouldn't that be part of the "empire"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

the LOL is strong in this one

 

[adamkungl]

Wtf. Hayne was shot in Roosters territory I'll have you know. The sweeping expanses of Oxford St and Kings Cross are ours, Souffs have stolen enough of our territory without you adding to it Frailty.

Also Bunniesman, Woolahra = Easts.

Coogee = 4eva Easts.

 

[BunniesMan]

Wtf. Hayne was shot in Roosters territory I'll have you know. The sweeping expanses of Oxford St and Kings Cross are ours, Souffs have stolen enough of our territory without you adding to it Frailty.

Also Bunniesman, Woolahra = Easts.

Coogee = 4eva Easts.

Lol. No. You get the enclaves of Bondi and Moore Park. We have everything else.

The Emperor of the Empire has homes in Woolahra and Woolloomooloo so that is certainly Souths land.

And yours truly, the Duke of the empire, lives in Coogee. So how can Coogee be anything but Souths.

 

[adamkungl]

I don't care what your stolen boundaries say. I'm claiming East of Anzac Pde to be ours up to Maroubra Rd. Anything South or west of there is not worth claiming. You can have Malabar and Eastlakes.

 

[Stagger Lee]

LOL Bunnies man strikes again. He is the gift to this forum that just keeps giving

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

I don't care what your stolen boundaries say. I'm claiming East of Anzac Pde to be ours up to Maroubra Rd. Anything South or west of there is not worth claiming. You can have Malabar and Eastlakes.

So you get the Super Centre, but not the MPV Pub - which FINALLY has a TAB in it? Thisnk this one through.

And BunniesMan gets -

Eastlakes Shopping Centre - The Flea Market of Sydney. A trip back in time and a hot bed of ethnically inspired gastric delights such as salmonella.

Sounds about right.

 

[BunniesMan]

I don't care what your stolen boundaries say. I'm claiming East of Anzac Pde to be ours up to Maroubra Rd. Anything South or west of there is not worth claiming. You can have Malabar and Eastlakes.

I don't care what the boundaries say, what the catchments are or what you claim.

I'm talking Empires baby. It's a lot bigger than the world you're at. We're on a whole other level you don't even know exists.

We are everything south of the harbour, north and east of the airport and east of Parra. Minus the 2 enclaves I said were the sum total of Easts.

Have Bondi, shit suburb. Those of us in the good parts of the eastern suburbs just go there for coffee and to pick up hot tourist chicks at the beach. We don't even swim there. For the actual beach itself, Coogee Beach > Bondi Beach.

And have the SFS. Crap stadium that makes you pay to use it when bigger stadiums pay US for the privilege of hosting our games.

 

[adamkungl]

We claim all of Moore Park and the CBD, regardless of which side of ANZAC Pde. That was never up for debate.

Order of major eastern suburbs beaches quality = Maroubra > Bronte > Coogee > Bondi tbh.

Despite giving you scum Maroubra beach, I'm happy to recognise that.

Also going to the beach for coffee sounds like the pinnacle of androtropry tbh.

 

[Jason Maher]

I'll have another go:

LOL@5(c)uff$ episode VI: the LOL empire that keeps on giving

 

[Silent Knight]

We don't even swim there.

Well that's a pity. The average Souffs fan is lucky if they have a wash once every few months.

And have the SFS. Crap stadium that makes you pay to use it when bigger stadiums pay US for the privilege of hosting our games.

Historic Homebush. Pride of the Rabbletohs.

Besides if I was in charge of the SFS trust I'd be doing everything in my power to drive Souffs fans out of the stadium too. Imagine the odour. They wouldn't have received much money in food sales either because the average Souffs fan usually smuggles in their hot dogs by means of a thermos.

It makes sense to deport Souffs fans out to a barely used former Olympic Stadium. That way Gandalf and his Fellowship of the LOL won't be a nuisance for inner city Sydney residents. It might even help drive property prices up if Souffs fans aren't seen in the area.

What do you think of that Gandalf?

 

[Jason Maher]

Fellowship of the LOL has future thread title written all over it.

 

[adamkungl]

Souffs: LOLership of the League.

 

[some11]

I'd love to have a beer with Pete while he sips his cruiser.

 

[Hutty1986]

Souff Sydney 3: The Return of the LOL's?

Edit: The LOL's never left. Maybe they should mobve all their training sessions to the Mines Of LOLia?