LOL@50uFF$ V: Send it upstairs!

[Silent Knight]

Lets get one ting clear. If metho is being drank. it is within 5(c)uff$ boundaries & part of their Empire.

Anything that is contained within the blue metho haze is automatically is Part of the LOL@Empire.

Fellow LOL@5(c)uff$ Containment Squad...

What we have here is a fairly broad contamination zone. As a first measure of action we need to evacuate any survivors that have a full set of teeth and a job. For the infected, we need to deploy sanitation teams armed with toothbrushes and the jobs section of the local newspaper to combat the hordes of Souffs fans that have taken over the city. Extra resources will need to dedicated to combating the delusional plague at known Rabbletoh hot spots such as Historic Homebush and Redfern. Priority targets include the shoom shumming abomination known as Big Merkin and the self-proclaimed "messiah" of Souff Sinney's Golden Age, Goldenrod. We have an agent on the ground who will be in a position to assist you if you can get to him. His code name is Tom Shines.

You have your orders gentlemen. Communication will be restricted to laughing through your mic. Get to it.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Dawn of the LOL?

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

Fellow LOL@5(c)uff$ Containment Squad...

What we have here is a fairly broad contamination zone. As a first measure of action we need to evacuate any survivors that have a full set of teeth and a job. For the infected, we need to deploy sanitation teams armed with toothbrushes and the jobs section of the local newspaper to combat the hordes of Souffs fans that have taken over the city. Extra resources will need to dedicated to combating the delusional plague at known Rabbletoh hot spots such as Historic Homebush and Redfern. Priority targets include the shoom shumming abomination known as Big Merkin and the self-proclaimed "messiah" of Souff Sinney's Golden Age, Goldenrod. We have an agent on the ground who will be in a position to assist you if you can get to him. His code name is Tom Shines.

You have your orders gentlemen. Communication will be restricted to laughing through your mic. Get to it.

Att SK - I straddle the border between Easts & Souffs heartland (old heartland, not Homebush). I am willing and able to answer the call to do whatever is necessary to contain these idiots.

It should be pretty straight forward based on my observations to date. None of them have cars after all.

 

[BunniesMan]

Fellow LOL@5(c)uff$ Containment Squad...

What we have here is a fairly broad contamination zone. As a first measure of action we need to evacuate any survivors that have a full set of teeth and a job. For the infected, we need to deploy sanitation teams armed with toothbrushes and the jobs section of the local newspaper to combat the hordes of Souffs fans that have taken over the city. Extra resources will need to dedicated to combating the delusional plague at known Rabbletoh hot spots such as Historic Homebush and Redfern. Priority targets include the shoom shumming abomination known as Big Merkin and the self-proclaimed "messiah" of Souff Sinney's Golden Age, Goldenrod. We have an agent on the ground who will be in a position to assist you if you can get to him. His code name is Tom Shines.

You have your orders gentlemen. Communication will be restricted to laughing through your mic. Get to it.

It's too late. The Empire has gone beyond critical mass. We are unstoppable. As proof I have enclosed photographic evidence of our Empire stretching as far as the eye can see in every direction.

Resistance is futile. It is the best interests of all parties for the rebels to quit fighting now. Because if resistance does not stop before premiership #21 I'm afraid it'll be too late, in that event no lives of our enemies will be spared.
Proof:
The Inland Legion:

The coastal Legion:

Colonel Inglis' personal Bodyguard of highly trained troops (for some reason a number of them keep dissapearing randomly,but for every 1 that dissapears, we have 3 volunteers eager to be part of this most elite of battalions):

It is over. The South Sydney Rabbitoh Empire has won.

In our New World Order we will allow the other 15 clubs to compete so we have someone to beat every week. But in our New World Order we will reclaim our position at the top of the ladder in the following weeks.

In the New World Order we have established a new form of goverment.

Russell Crowe is the Emperor. With Divine power he is the ultimate ruler of this land. His word is law. There is no more jail and community service, now if you are guilty of a crime you are punish by X number of phones to the head.
BunniesMan is the second in command. His official title is Duke of Coogee. His second title is SSRECONP (South Sydney Rabbitoh Empire Chief of National Propaganda). When the Emperor travels the seas to conquer distant lands (under his clever cover story of being an Oscar winning actor) the Duke of Coogee is Acting Emperor.
Colonel Inglis is third in command.

Bow beneath your new overlords and you will live.

 

[Silent Knight]

They may take our lives. But they'll never take...our LOL@5(C)UFF$!!!

 

[soc123_au]

Colonel Inglis' personal Bodyguard of highly trained troops (for some reason a number of them keep dissapearing randomly,but for every 1 that dissapears, we have 3 volunteers eager to be part of this most elite of battalions):

This bit is actually quite good goldenrod, do I detect a little lol?

 

[gUt]

Apparently rabbits eat their own shit to help them digest grass better.

 

[juanfarkall]

Seems that Big Game is not the only one who has problems with the weather...

http://www.news.com.au/arrest-warrant-issued-for-hajnal-black/story-e6freoof-1226300184315

HAJNAL Black told a magistrate she'd been looking for her criminal law book and it had been raining when she failed to appear in a Beenleigh court this morning.
The Logan City Councillor told Magistrate Trevor Morgan why she failed to show up for proceedings at 9am, claiming she'd been searching for a book and the weather was bad.
Mr Morgan asked Ms Black whether she was serious.
She replied that she was.

L0L@5(c)uff$

 

[juanfarkall]

 

[BunniesMan]

juan, I don't think you understand, 22 rabbits turned into several million in a matter of years when they were introduced into Australia.

You kill that many of us, the population will be double in a season or two.

We are unstoppable.

 

[juanfarkall]

juan, I don't think you understand, 22 rabbits turned into several million in a matter of years when they were introduced into Australia.

You kill that many of us, the population will be double in a season or two.

We are unstoppable.

Have not taken much stopping for the last 40 years

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

juan, I don't think you understand, 22 rabbits turned into several million in a matter of years when they were introduced into Australia.

And you're also all cousins....

LOL@5(cousins)uFF$

 

[BunniesMan]

Ironically, a Rabbitoh was someone that used to hunt, skin and sell dead rabbits, some of our first players were Rabbitohs.

So you kill Rabbits, we win, you don't kill Rabbits, we win.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Ironically, a Rabbitoh was someone that used to hunt, skin and sell dead rabbits, some of our first players were Rabbitohs.

So you kill Rabbits, we win, you don't kill Rabbits, we win.

Ironically, they play football, they lose....

LOL@5(c)uFF$

 

[juanfarkall]

Ironically, a Rabbitoh was someone that used to hunt, skin and sell dead rabbits, some of our first players were Rabbitohs.

So you kill Rabbits, we win, you don't kill Rabbits, we win.

That's about as close to success as the Blackheath Bunnies get nowadays. Tell us again about why your team's home ground is historic Homeless Stadium

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bunniesliar almost as funny as his long lost brother Muzby with that empire bit.

 

[Tom Shines]

Surely the most piss-weak empire since: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Empire ???

 

[seaeagle sam]

Redfern has undergone well balanced gentrification. It's a great and safe place to hang out.

I'd rather walk through Redfern at night than most western suburbs. The per capita gun grime in Redfern would be vastly lower.

I realise that I'm grabbing an oldish quote from from dimwit but I can't help myself... living in Surry Hills for 5/6 months of the year I have a birds eye view of Redfern.

Gentrified? lolz, have you actually visited Redfern? I agree Redfern is safer than than the west but only because the denizens of that particular area are too drug f**ked, pissed or chained to the pokies to worry about anyone else. And they're the ones with jobs.

I know this is a bit harsh and not remotely comedic for this wonderful thread, but that part of town makes my skin crawl.

 

[Ozzy]

Lol. No. You get the enclaves of Bondi and Moore Park. We have everything else.

The Emperor of the Empire has homes in Woolahra and Woolloomooloo so that is certainly Souths land.

And yours truly, the Duke of the empire, lives in Coogee. So how can Coogee be anything but Souths.

:lol: My brother lives in Randwick and supports Manly. Therefore Randwick must be Sea Eagles territory. I own units in Kingsford, Wooiahra and Coogee so they must be Roosters territory.

Away for a week and just catching up a weeks worth of lols. Good to see everyone is keeping up the lols. A special thanks has to go to both Mr Blonde and BunniesMen for supplying a source for the lols. Cheers guys.

 

[juanfarkall]

LOL@5(c)uff$