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Here are a few J-Lo facts

J-Lo can say the alphabet backwards while drunk, and in 20 different languages simultaniously.

J-Lo's Rectum houses a community for the smurf witness protection program.

J-Lo shot the sheriff, but he did not shoot the deputy; he ate him alive instead.

J-Lo once was in a maze that he couldn't get out of, so he flooded the earth to swim out. God was angry so He invented Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

You can find all these facts in the J-Lo Biography.

 

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Some more random J-Lo fact:

* He was both prom king and queen at this school formal.
* If J-Lo's skills were eatible, he would have enough to end 3rd world hunger.
* The song "What if god was one of us" was written for J-Lo
* J-Lo drinks a glass of milk every day to keep him full of godly goodness
* World leaders often seek J-Lo's advice before making major decisions... of recent note Bill Clinton's decision to deny having relations with that woman.
* In unrelated matters, "It Wasnt Me" by Shaggy was written by J-Lo