Mafia Game: WCW vs nWo

[Hoggmaster]

Think we're getting an update on time?

People still have till 3pm to send me actions. I will start writing up after that but it is a BIG night.

 

[Hoggmaster]

I wanted to put Barrett in so much. However he likely would have been 15 when nWo kicked off.

 

[afinalsin666]

Bare knuckle fighting around Inglund, he could hold his own.

 

[Pharaohmir]

Anything to suggest I have changed alignment? Burden of proof is on you my friend.

Only this:

TS: ?Scott Steiner has come around now and sees his brother being taken away. I wouldn?t be surprised if we don?t see Scott for a while he grieves.?

BH: ?When he gets back though, I imagine he?ll be very different.?

It's not damning evidence. I was just assuming you were a Steiner based on your use of "attacked" since only he was attacked in the write-up. IRL he betrayed his brother and joined the nWo according to wikipedia. Again, not damning evidence. I'm content to leave it in the Kangaroo Court, I have no judgement to pass...

 

[SeeJay]

Is it 3pm yet?

 

[mickyj]

well as pharo pointed out it clearly points out him going missing (silence) but the how he changed will be interesting.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Is it 3pm yet?

3:10ish...

 

[Misanthrope]

I think Hogg mean 3 local time, which is another hour and 45 minutes away or so.

 

[Misanthrope]

Anything to suggest I have changed alignment? Burden of proof is on you my friend.

Just history. Steiner went kind of bat-shit insane in his Big Poppa Pump days.

 

[Pharaohmir]

I think Hogg mean 3 local time, which is another hour and 45 minutes away or so.

Local time is 11:38 pm. This is unacceptable...

 

[Misanthrope]

2 minutes until 3pm.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Night 2​

Announce booth

TS: ‘And welcome to another exciting edition of Nitro. Just in case you were thinking of changing channels Bret Hart beat Steve Austin on Raw and Shawn Michaels said ‘suck it’ a few times. That’s about it.’

Match 1

TS: ‘And here we have Chris Benoit against the American Dream Dusty Rhodes.’

BH: ‘Wow one dead guy and another that has been trying to eat himself to death for decades. This should be a barn burner’.

TS: ‘Chris Benoit opens with knife edge chops on Dusty. The American Dream is really looking his age out here. Chris Benoit stops to taunt a small child in the crowd, indicating he will strangle him. Dusty fires back though! One punch, two punch, he’s firing up the bionic elbow. But Benoit catches his arm and slaps on the Crippler Crossface. Dusty is tapping out.’

Dusty pounds the mat with his hand but Benoit wont release. Suddenly we hear a snap that stuns the crowd into silence. Benoit finally releases the hold but Dusty slumps to the ground, his neck broken.

Drew Sta’s career is dead. He was Dusty Rhodes WCW aligned American Dream.
​

TS: ‘Oh dear lord. The career of a lifetime has just been ended. Benoit is an animal.’

BH: ‘He’s the called the crippler. He didn’t get the name selling cookies!’

Backstage locker room

We see Eddie in a hot tub with a different wrestlers wife.

EG: ‘Ooo Mamma Cita you know you make me so hot. In fact why don’t you go get me a drink?’

Wife: ‘Sure Eddie baby.’

As she goes to leave Eddie leans over to her husband’s laptop and goes through his emails. Annoyingly he hasn’t sent any emails to Ted Turner since the game began and he smashes the laptop up in frustration.

Wife: ‘What was that?’

EG: ‘Umm… er, I’m just getting fired up for round two chica’

Wife: ‘Take me now Eddie!’

Backstage corridor

Dean Malenko is walking down the corridor. He learnt a new move yesterday and he is desperate to show someone. He spots a shadowy figure hiding in the corner. He walks up to him and performs the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, the Spinarooni. He hears a laugh and the man steps out of the shadow.

Mystery figure: ‘Let me tell you something Mean Dean. That’s the most stupid thing I’ve ever seen brother!’

Match 2

The sirens blare and we see the return of Scott Steiner.

BH: ‘Boy has he been in the gym! Blonde hair as well, although you cant blame a guy for trying to look like me.’

Scott gets in the ring and looks set to attack someone, when The Bad Guy Scott hall jumps the barricade and throws a toothpick in his eye. In his confusion he puts the Steiner Recliner on the wrong guy.

TS: ‘Its not such a problem, Bobby. The nature of the move means Steiner can simply release it later when he realises he has the wrong guy.’

BH: ‘Wait its Savage!’

Randy Savage runs to the ring. He’s seen Steiners new look and is sure he’s now bad. He climbs the turnbuckle and drives his elbow straight between Steiners eyes, fracturing his skull.

Jason Mayer is dead. He was Scott Steiner WCW aligned Big Poppa Pump​

As Scott Steiner fell back he yanked back on the guy in the Recliner breaking his back.

Micky J is dead. He was Buff Bagwell WCW aligned colossal D1ckhead​

TS: ‘Oh my god. In one swoop two of WCW’s biggest stars are gone. Savage is living up to his moniker of Macho Madness!’

The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order

When you're nWo, you're nWo for life! And it is time for us to expand...

The preceding announcement was paid for by the new World Order

TS: ‘What does that mean?’

BH: ‘It means trouble!’

 

[Hoggmaster]

Night part 2

Backstage

Hogan approaches a guy with the offer nWo membership. The guy just laughs. 23 guys in the locker to recruit 18 are recruitable and Hogan picks wrong again.

Booker T passes both of them. He is furious. He’s just seen Dean Malenko do his trademarked Spinarooni and he hates sharing the limelight. He walks into a room and see’s someone who shouldn’t be there.

Booker T: ‘Don’t you still work for the WWF Sucka?’

The man just keeps on typing and looks around for objects that he can put on poles.

Booker T: ‘Anyway, watch this!’

Booker T does a spinarooni. Nothing else happens.

Back to ring side.

A very popular wrestler tonight walks out of the back, down the aisle.

TS: ‘Whats this guy doing back out here?’

BH: ‘I heard he received a note telling him to be here.’

With that Sting comes down from the ceiling. He looks at the wrestler and, just as he did the night before, hands him the bat.

BH: ‘He’s testing his allegiance. I’m sure of it.’

The wrestler looks at Sting and then the bat. He then drops the bat to the floor and leaves. Sting nods and ascends once again.

TS: ‘This is getting more bizarre by the day.’

Backstage

Shockmaster was intent on shocking the world, however a precariously placed beam of wood put a halt to his plans.

Drew-sta is dead, he was Shockmaster WCW aligned bumbling idiot​

Match 3

TS: ‘This is the big one folks. The main event for the World Heavyweight Championship.’

BH: ‘I have had good feeling about this one. However the referee has got to be impartial. You’ve got to be fair to Flair!

Ric Flair walks down the aisle in all his pomp. He enters the ring and waits for the champ.

‘Wellllll It’s the Big show’…. Wait sorry that’s 5 years too early.

The Giant walks down the aisle to his slightly less famous music.

TS: ‘The Giant and Flair go back and forth. Flair mounting an offence before the Giants cuts him off again and again. This is an absolute classic.’

BH: ‘Shut up Tony, you’re distracting Naitch!’

Suddenly the Giant falls backwards and lands on the referee. Ric Flair slaps on the figure 4 put there's no ref. Kevin Nash comes down, grabs Flair, and powerbombs him.

TS: ‘Kevin Nash has blocked Ric Flair…’s chances of becoming heavyweight champion tonight and it’s a damn shame’.

BH: ‘Wait who’s this?’

Brutus Beefcake runs down the aisle into the ring.

TS: ‘What is he now? A Barber? A bootyman?’

BH: ‘He’s kneeling at Flairs side and worshipping him… like some sort of disciple.’

TS: ‘Flair’s getting up!’

BH: ‘Holy crap now what?’

TS: ‘Who’s that jumping out the sky?’

BH: ‘Mysterio? Here we go!’

Rey Mysterio gets in the ring and Hurricanranas Beefcake. Had Beefcake been a smaller man he would have survived. As it was.

Pugzley’s career is over. He was Brutus Beefcake WCW aligned Bootyman​

BH: ‘Flair is crawling to the Giant. He’s slapped on the Figure 4 again!’

TS: ‘The referee is up!’

BH: ‘The Giant is tapping! We have a new champion! Flair is champ! Flair is champ! I’m out of here!’

KTF is not Dead. He is the Giant. WCW aligned future Big Show

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Ric Flair is the new WCW World Heavyweight Champion​

TS: ‘Bobby Heenan has left the booth to celebrate with his friend Ric Flair. What a Nitro! Good night ladies and gentlemen.’

Pms being sent out
It is now day. Day will end 12am tomorrow

 

[mickyj]

jm you merkin

/dead

 

[Drew-Sta]

:lol: So good I died twice as two different players!

Boom!

 

[soc123_au]

Big night. Who out of the dead would be unrecruitable? Might be nice to bring one back....

 

[soc123_au]

Oh & Vote Goldenrod

Nothing that happened in that phase has changed my mind.

 

[Misanthrope]

Dean Malenko knows who Hulk Hogan is.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Big night. Who out of the dead would be unrecruitable? Might be nice to bring one back....

None of them. They all joined at some point.

 

[soc123_au]

Ok, f**k them then.