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Night 1
Shot of the broadcast boothTS: ‘And welcome to Monday Nitro ladies and Gentlemen. We are all still in shock at what happened last night at Bash at the Beach’.
BH: ‘I’m not. Hogan has always been a bad egg Tony, I just realised it before everyone else. That’s why I’m called the Brain’.
TS: ‘Either way Bobby I just know the consequences will be felt here tonight’.
First Match
TS: ‘We have Harlem heat in action here tonight against Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit. Stevie Ray doesn’t seem to be doing an awful lot here tonight.’
BH: ‘I guess the Humanoid controlling him forgot to get his action in. What an idiot!’
TS: ‘Wait! Look! Booker T is about to pull out the most electrifying move in sports entertainment history. It’s the spinarooni!’
BH: ‘Chris Benoit is just watching him… I guess it had no effect.’
TS: ‘Dean Malenko looks impressed though. In fact he’s adding it to his list of holds as we speak.’
Ric Flair runs down the aisle.
TS: ’it’s the Nature Boy and he looks furious.’
BH: ‘Me and Naitch have hated Hogan for years. He has finally been vindicated. Listen to the humanoids, they’re cheering him at long last.’
Ric Flair heads straight for Benoit, chop blocks him and places him in his patented figure 4. Right before he breaks his leg though he notices something familiar about the toothless child killer. He releases the hold hands him his card and tells him to phone him.
TS: ‘That was very bizarre Brain’
BH: ‘I guess Flair got confused. He’s out here trying to find nWo members and realised Benoit wasn’t one. Easy mistake to make.’
Cut to backstage
We see Eddie Guerrero leaving another wrestlers locker room. He looks disappointed. Someone else comes out after him.
Wrestlers wife: ‘Oh Eddie. When am I going to see you again? I cant get enough of your Latino Heat’
Eddie Guerrero: ‘Don’t worry Mama Citta. You know you’re the only woman for me. Just don’t let your husband find out.’
Wrestlers wife: ‘Ok Eddie. I wont.’
Eddie blows a kiss, but when he turns away its obvious in his face he did not find what he was looking for.
Back to the broadcast booth
TS: ‘Eddie’s up to his old tricks I see.’
BH: ‘Yeah, I guess she’s still trying to get over when I kicked her to the curb.’
TS: ‘Will you stop!’
BH: ‘Ok. You know this show hasn’t been so bad. I thought we were going to have those jackasses come out and ruin our… wait a second. I’ve been told we have to cut to a paid announcement.
The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order
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We are the nWo. Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Big Sexy Kevin Nash, and The Bad Guy Scott Hall. And we have just one thing to say:
WE'RE TAKING OVER!
The preceeding announcement was paid for by the new World Order
TS: ‘What the hell? How did they get time on our show?’
BH: ‘You heard. They paid for it. The amount Hogan’s on, TNT will do anything for money.’
Second Match
Lex Luger step into the ring and before the bell rings he puts his opponent into the torture rack.
LL: ‘Who are you? Tell me your name.’
His opponent submits and tells him his name.
TS: ‘That was quick!’
BH: ‘The total package is looking for nWo and I don’t blame him.’
Backstage segment
Hogan is seen talking to someone in the shadows. He is clearly trying to recruit him. The unseen wrestler spits in his face and walks away. Looks like the nWo wont grow tonight.
In the ring
A wrestler is standing in the ring waiting for his opponent. A mysterious figure descends from the rafters.
TS: ‘Sting! It’s Sting!’
BH: ‘Yeah, but who’s side is he on?’
Sting hands the baseball bat to the wrestler in the ring. The wrestler looks at the bat then looks at Sting. He throws the bat to the ground and Sting nods at him. He then returns to the rafters. His opponent leaves the ring
TS: ‘Bizzare.’
Third Match
The Steiner Brothers here in action in a handicap match against the Macho Man Randy Savage. Scott Steiner is immediately knocked out of the ring and Savage and Rick Steiner trade blows. Its Savage who comes out on top, and ascends the ropes. Elbow drop! 1, 2, 3. Savage wins.
TS: ‘EMT’s are coming out now. It Looks like Rick is severely hurt.’
BH: ‘Here comes Eric Bischoff. Better not get injured on his watch. He loves firing injured wrestlers!’
Eric Bischoff: ‘Rick Steiner. Randy Savage has killed your career. You’re fired!’
Rick Steiner’s career is dead. He was Rick Steiner, WCW aligned Steiner brother.
TS: ‘Scott Steiner has come around now and sees his brother being taken away. I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t see Scott for a while he grieves.’
BH: ‘When he gets back though, I imagine he’ll be very different.’
Backstage segment
A superstar is walking around. He tries to act but Big Sexy Kevin Nash powerbombs him straight through a table.
KN: ‘You won’t be doing anything tonight’
The celebrations of the nWo were cut short, as Scott Hall was dropped by Sting and his baseball bat.
KeepingTheFaith is dead, he was Scott Hall nWo aligned bad guy
Back to the broadcast booth
TS: 'Wow Brain. What an explosive episode of Nitro. Who knows what will happen next week?'
BH: 'I do but Im not going to tell you.'
TS: 'So long every body'
It is now day PM's will go out in an hour
With 26 alive its 14 to lynch. Day ends 1730 tomorrow
