Barely a week has gone by in the last year when Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has not hit the headlines for some reason - and we should know, we've checked. After his latest indiscretion against LA Galaxy last week we have decided to trawl through our archives from the last year and collate all our favourite stories about the Italian striker in one place.
There was plenty for us to choose from too -
even without having the rights for THAT bib incident.
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you -
a year in the life of Mario Balotelli.
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Date: 10/08/2010
Headline: Balotelli slams birth parents
Story: Manchester City target Mario Balotelli has slammed his birth parents for giving an interview to a newspaper in Brescia - the town where he grew up. The 19-year-old Internazionale striker was born in Palermo to Ghanaian parents but was adopted by the Balotellis in Brescia when he was just two. "I had already asked my birth parents to respect my privacy, just as my family always has done, but they didn't listen to me," Balotelli said in a statement released on his personal website.
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Date: 28/08/201
Headline: Balotelli unhurt after car crash
Story: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli was unhurt after crashing his car on Saturday morning, police have confirmed. The 20-year-old Italian, yet to make his Premier League debut for City since joining for £25 million from European champions Internazionale, was at the wheel of his Audi A8 when it collided with another car in Chester Road, Hulme.
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Date: 07/11/2010
Headline: Balotelli brace and red in City win
Story: Mario Balotelli scored twice before being sent off as Manchester City ended their three-game losing streak with a solid 2-0 win at West Brom. The former Internazionale striker, signed for a whopping £24 million during the summer, converted the opener from close range on 20 minutes as he bundled home Carlos Tevez's cross before turning Gabriel Tamas to fire home the second six minutes later. The shine was taken off Balotelli's big return to the side when he was sent off for aiming a boot at the grounded Youssouf Mulumbu on 62 minutes for no apparent reason.
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Date: 13/12/2010
Headline: Balotelli throws an epic strop
Story: With Carlos Tevez desperate to leave, Mario Balotelli could be called upon to spearhead Manchester City's Premier League title challenge. However, against West Ham on Saturday his eye for goal deserted him, as did his composure as he flew into a rage early in the second half and nearly got sent off for the second time in four Premier League games.
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Date: 21/12/2010
Headline: Balotelli wins award, mocks Wilshere
Story: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli claimed he does not know who Jack Wilshere is after winning Tuttosport's Golden Boy trophy as the best player under the age of 21.
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Date: 18/01/2011
Headline: Balotelli: Rooney not best in Manchester
Story: Mario Balotelli has proclaimed Manchester City's strike force to be the best in the world - and at the same time dismissed Wayne Rooney as the number one forward in the city.
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Date: 11/03/2011
Headline: Balotelli suffers allergic reaction to grass
Story: Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini will monitor Mario Balotelli's fitness after the Italian striker suffered an allergic reaction during the Europa League defeat by Dynamo Kiev.
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Date: 18/03/2011
Headline: Mancini mad at 'stupid' Balotelli
Story: Manager Roberto Mancini has accused Mario Balotelli of stupidity in picking up a red card that contributed to Manchester City being knocked out of the Europa League.
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Date: 20/03/2011
Headline: Mancini 'lobbed luggage at Balotelli'
Story: Roberto Mancini reportedly threw a suitcase at Mario Balotelli following his sending off and Manchester City's subsequent exit from the Europa League.
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Date: 21/03/2011
Headline: Balotelli tells coach: I need help
Story: Italy coach Cesare Prandelli has revealed that Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has told him that he needs help.
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Date: 27/03/2011
Headline: Balotelli 'threw darts from window'
Story: Manchester City are set to discuss Mario Balotelli's disciplinary issues after the striker was reportedly caught throwing darts from a first floor window. The People claims that Balotelli lobbed the missiles in the direction of youth team players because he was "bored".
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Date: 17/04/2001
Headline: Ferdinand 'sorry' but attacks Balotelli
Story: Rio Ferdinand hit out at Mario Balotelli for taunting Manchester United fans after Manchester City's FA Cup semi-final win at Wembley. Balotelli incensed Ferdinand and his United team-mates after the final whistle by thrusting the badge on his shirt in the direction of opposition supporters.
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Date: 20/04/2011
Headline: Balotelli and Terry in charitable acts
Story: Manchester City bad boy Mario Balotelli celebrated a £25,000 win at 235 Casino in Manchester by giving £1,000 to a tramp he bumped into outside.
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Date: 25/04/2011
Headline: Balotelli's car impounded 27 times
Summary: The Sun claims that since signing for City last summer, Mario Balotelli has had his luxury Maserati car impounded an astonishing 27 times. The paper adds that the Italian has also received an average of three parking tickets A DAY, which has seen him notch up "nearly £10,000" in parking fines.
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Date: 10/05/2011
Headline: Balotelli saves boy from bullying
Summary: Manchester City star Mario Balotelli has become an unlikely hero after rescuing a bullied schoolboy from his tormentor.
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Date: 01/06/2011
Headline: Balotelli's Lake District getaway
Summary: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is eschewing glamorous hotspots such as Monaco and Las Vegas in order to spend his holidays walking in the Lake District. It seems he has a gentler side, and he will split his holidays between walking in Cumbria and going on safari in Kenya.
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Date: 06/06/2011
Headline: Balotelli shown round Naples by mafia mobsters
Summary: Mario Balotelli is once again at the centre of a controversy after it emerged that he was given a tour of Naples by two mafia chiefs. A secret memo leaked by the Italian police revealed the Manchester City star was shown around the city's notorious Scampia estate by mob bosses named as Salvatore Silvestri and Biagio Esposito.
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Date: 19/07/2011
Headline: Balotelli buys motorbike, immediately banned from riding it
Summary: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has bought himself a Harley-Davidson motorbike which he may never have the chance to use. The club have banned him from riding the bike for insurance reasons, with the risk of sustaining an injury while using it too great.
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Date: 24/07/2011
Headline: Mancini hauls off disrespectful Balotelli in LA
Summary: Controversial striker Mario Balotelli was taken off in disgrace just past the half-hour mark of Manchester City's pre-season friendly against the LA Galaxy.
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