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Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

hybrid_tiger

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Balotelli will be forgotten about in a few years.

Very true.

People compare him to Antonio Cassano, but he's much more of a problem than Cassano ever was. Balotelli's return on-field is also MUCH less than Cassano's ever was - apart from Cassano's time at Madrid - for much more trouble.

Balotelli for all his hype has scored 20-odd goals since his debut. Cassano scored more than double that at Roma in the same amount of time.

An idiot is always an idiot and he will always be an idiot, even when he's 60. He is just a giant tosser. I hope he never establishes a spot in the national team. Cassano IMO is a much better all-round player and he could never cement his place, so I doubt this spastic ever will.
 
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Barely a week has gone by in the last year when Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has not hit the headlines for some reason - and we should know, we've checked. After his latest indiscretion against LA Galaxy last week we have decided to trawl through our archives from the last year and collate all our favourite stories about the Italian striker in one place.
There was plenty for us to choose from too - even without having the rights for THAT bib incident.
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you - a year in the life of Mario Balotelli.
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Date: 10/08/2010
Headline: Balotelli slams birth parents
Story: Manchester City target Mario Balotelli has slammed his birth parents for giving an interview to a newspaper in Brescia - the town where he grew up. The 19-year-old Internazionale striker was born in Palermo to Ghanaian parents but was adopted by the Balotellis in Brescia when he was just two. "I had already asked my birth parents to respect my privacy, just as my family always has done, but they didn't listen to me," Balotelli said in a statement released on his personal website.
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Date: 28/08/201
Headline: Balotelli unhurt after car crash
Story: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli was unhurt after crashing his car on Saturday morning, police have confirmed. The 20-year-old Italian, yet to make his Premier League debut for City since joining for £25 million from European champions Internazionale, was at the wheel of his Audi A8 when it collided with another car in Chester Road, Hulme.
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Date: 07/11/2010
Headline: Balotelli brace and red in City win
Story: Mario Balotelli scored twice before being sent off as Manchester City ended their three-game losing streak with a solid 2-0 win at West Brom. The former Internazionale striker, signed for a whopping £24 million during the summer, converted the opener from close range on 20 minutes as he bundled home Carlos Tevez's cross before turning Gabriel Tamas to fire home the second six minutes later. The shine was taken off Balotelli's big return to the side when he was sent off for aiming a boot at the grounded Youssouf Mulumbu on 62 minutes for no apparent reason.
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Date: 13/12/2010
Headline: Balotelli throws an epic strop

Story: With Carlos Tevez desperate to leave, Mario Balotelli could be called upon to spearhead Manchester City's Premier League title challenge. However, against West Ham on Saturday his eye for goal deserted him, as did his composure as he flew into a rage early in the second half and nearly got sent off for the second time in four Premier League games.
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Date: 21/12/2010

Headline: Balotelli wins award, mocks Wilshere

Story: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli claimed he does not know who Jack Wilshere is after winning Tuttosport's Golden Boy trophy as the best player under the age of 21.
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Date: 18/01/2011

Headline: Balotelli: Rooney not best in Manchester
Story: Mario Balotelli has proclaimed Manchester City's strike force to be the best in the world - and at the same time dismissed Wayne Rooney as the number one forward in the city.
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Date: 11/03/2011
Headline: Balotelli suffers allergic reaction to grass
Story: Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini will monitor Mario Balotelli's fitness after the Italian striker suffered an allergic reaction during the Europa League defeat by Dynamo Kiev.
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Date: 18/03/2011
Headline: Mancini mad at 'stupid' Balotelli
Story: Manager Roberto Mancini has accused Mario Balotelli of stupidity in picking up a red card that contributed to Manchester City being knocked out of the Europa League.
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Date: 20/03/2011
Headline: Mancini 'lobbed luggage at Balotelli'
Story: Roberto Mancini reportedly threw a suitcase at Mario Balotelli following his sending off and Manchester City's subsequent exit from the Europa League.
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Date: 21/03/2011
Headline: Balotelli tells coach: I need help
Story: Italy coach Cesare Prandelli has revealed that Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has told him that he needs help.
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Date: 27/03/2011
Headline: Balotelli 'threw darts from window'
Story: Manchester City are set to discuss Mario Balotelli's disciplinary issues after the striker was reportedly caught throwing darts from a first floor window. The People claims that Balotelli lobbed the missiles in the direction of youth team players because he was "bored".
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Date: 17/04/2001
Headline: Ferdinand 'sorry' but attacks Balotelli
Story: Rio Ferdinand hit out at Mario Balotelli for taunting Manchester United fans after Manchester City's FA Cup semi-final win at Wembley. Balotelli incensed Ferdinand and his United team-mates after the final whistle by thrusting the badge on his shirt in the direction of opposition supporters.
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Date: 20/04/2011
Headline: Balotelli and Terry in charitable acts

Story: Manchester City bad boy Mario Balotelli celebrated a £25,000 win at 235 Casino in Manchester by giving £1,000 to a tramp he bumped into outside.
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Date: 25/04/2011

Headline: Balotelli's car impounded 27 times

Summary: The Sun claims that since signing for City last summer, Mario Balotelli has had his luxury Maserati car impounded an astonishing 27 times. The paper adds that the Italian has also received an average of three parking tickets A DAY, which has seen him notch up "nearly £10,000" in parking fines.
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Date: 10/05/2011

Headline:
Balotelli saves boy from bullying

Summary: Manchester City star Mario Balotelli has become an unlikely hero after rescuing a bullied schoolboy from his tormentor.
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Date: 01/06/2011
Headline: Balotelli's Lake District getaway

Summary: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is eschewing glamorous hotspots such as Monaco and Las Vegas in order to spend his holidays walking in the Lake District. It seems he has a gentler side, and he will split his holidays between walking in Cumbria and going on safari in Kenya.
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Date: 06/06/2011

Headline: Balotelli shown round Naples by mafia mobsters

Summary: Mario Balotelli is once again at the centre of a controversy after it emerged that he was given a tour of Naples by two mafia chiefs. A secret memo leaked by the Italian police revealed the Manchester City star was shown around the city's notorious Scampia estate by mob bosses named as Salvatore Silvestri and Biagio Esposito.
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Date: 19/07/2011

Headline: Balotelli buys motorbike, immediately banned from riding it

Summary:
Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has bought himself a Harley-Davidson motorbike which he may never have the chance to use. The club have banned him from riding the bike for insurance reasons, with the risk of sustaining an injury while using it too great.
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Date: 24/07/2011

Headline: Mancini hauls off disrespectful Balotelli in LA

Summary: Controversial striker Mario Balotelli was taken off in disgrace just past the half-hour mark of Manchester City's pre-season friendly against the LA Galaxy.
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Now we can add this

"I'm not happy in Manchester, I don't like the city," he said. "Everything's okay with the coach and my team-mates, but the city is not to my taste.
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Wait for the obligatory quoted out of context or mistranslated PR release soon.
 

Tom Shines

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You forgot swearing on international TV after being named man of the match in the FA Cup final.

The fact he winds so many opposition supporters up is another reason he's loved at City.

Ohhhhhhhhh Balotelli...
 

DB

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Probably the only non aussie at another club than Manchester United in the PL that I love.

Though I do have a soft spot for Aguero. Man City.... Can you stop buying my favourite players please?
 

CliffyIsGod

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You forgot swearing on international TV after being named man of the match in the FA Cup final.

The fact he winds so many opposition supporters up is another reason he's loved at City.

Ohhhhhhhhh Balotelli...

Exactly. I love him even more for this.
 

DB

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Manchester City soccer stars played a rotten prank on bad-boy striker Mario Balotelli, leaving a stinking fish in his luxury car while he was on tour in the US.

Fantasy Premier League Register now: create a league and challenge your mates The eccentric striker came back from the Barclay's Premier League side's tour last week and picked up a fishy whiff around his £150,000 ($225,000) white Maserati sports car.

The Italian ace opened the passenger door and found a sportsbag behind the seat packed with kippers.

The Rumour Mill Latest credible - and not so credible - transfer rumours The bag was inside the car for more than two weeks and the car could now be an insurance write-off because the upholstery reeks so badly of fish.

"Mario had his head in his hands when he realized he was on the receiving end of a training ground prank," a source told The Sun.

"The smell nearly made him sick. It was revolting. There were flies in the car and the leather seats in the back had rotting fish all over them."

The source added, "He has absolutely no idea who is responsible as he has wound up so many of his teammates over the past year.

"It will not put an end to the pranks, though. He is already formulating plans for revenge." I

t is not the first problem the 20-year-old has had issues with his car. The former Inter Milan player rattled up £10,000 ($15,000) in parking fines and had his car impounded 27 times in less than a year.

Balotelli exchanged words with midfielder Yaya Toure over training ground pranks last year, but the tide is turning.

Balotelli earned the ire of his teammates and coach Roberto Mancini after spoiling a scoring opportunity with an unsuccesful trick shot against Los Angeles Galaxy.

Less than a week later the Italian admitted he is miserable living in Manchester during an interview with a TV station in his homeland.

In the past week, the striker's socks were cut up and hot Tabasco sauce put in his food.

From Fox Sports...

If he throws darts at people when he's bored, I can't wait for the revenge attack.
 

Ridders

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The great man at it again...


Mario Balotelli's house set on fire as he shoots fireworks from window



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Mario Balotelli of Manchester City, whose house was set on fire as he and friends let off fireworks from a window. Photograph: Tom Jenkins for the Observer

Mario Balotelli
's remarkable capacity for self-inflicted problems resurfaced on the eve of the Manchester derby when he had to escape from his burning house after a fire caused by letting off fireworks in the bathroom in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Balotelli escaped unhurt, but will be summoned to see Roberto Mancini to explain the latest moment of madness in his chequered career. City have been contacted by the fire service and Mancini will want to know what Balotelli was doing putting himself in such a position before their biggest match of the season.

Two fire crews using breathing apparatus put out the flames after being called to Balotelli's house just before 1am on Saturday to deal with what has been described as "a substantial fire" on the first floor. The property, in Mottram St Andrew, Cheshire, sustained serious fire and smoke damage, and the police were also called – in part to ensure Balotelli did not go back into the house. The striker is said to have been reluctant to leave his belongings and, at one point, to have run back inside to recover a quantity of money and a suitcase.

A police spokesman said: "At just before 1am on Saturday, we were called to a report of a house fire at a residential home in Mottram St Andrew. Police provided assistance to Cheshire fire and rescue service, as well as ensuring residents were accounted for and there was no danger to surrounding properties. At this time, the cause of the fire is being examined by fire investigators and the police. However, it is not thought to be suspicious.

Balotelli checked into a Manchester hotel and took part in training as normal at 10am. He has told club officials he and four friends were setting off fireworks through an open window. The bathroom towels set on fire and the blaze quickly spread. Balotelli has claimed that one of his friends had set off the firework. That, however, is unlikely to spare the player a reprimand from Mancini and a reminder that City's management staff would have expected him to be asleep at that time rather than exposing himself to the possibility of serious injury.

A statement from the fire service said: "Four breathing apparatus and two hose-reel water jets were used to deal with the fire and a large fan was used to clear the smoke from the property. Crews managed to put out the fire within half an hour of arriving, but remained at the scene until 2.45am to prevent any possible flare-ups. Smoke alarms were fitted at the property and the occupiers were able to get out unharmed. The fire was caused by a firework.

The incident comes at a bad time for Balotelli after Mancini's recent statements about noticing a "big improvement" in the player's behaviour. Balotelli has scored in his last four games and a major part of City's pre-derby training has been set up around him getting behind United's defence.

Mancini said on Friday that he hoped Balotelli was "changing his mentality" and putting behind him the controversies that have accompanied him since he signed from Internazionale for £25m last year. Balotelli has established himself as one of the more controversial figures in English football, his list of misdemeanours including an internal investigation after he was seen throwing darts at youth-team players.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/22/mario-balotelli-house-fire-fireworks?CMP=twt_gu
 

hybrid_tiger

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Have watched him for the last couple of weeks and while he obviously remains a goose off the field, his on-field performances are improving. He was fantastic last night.
 
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