For a laugh on a rainy Saturday morning, get yourself to the kennel.
Select "the official round 11 Bulldogs v Tigers" thread.
It's 100 pages, but what else are you gonna do this morning ?
An absolute hilarious read !!
It goes from discovering Naden signed with us, and all their excitement he is gone . . . to how Gus is the man and he doesn't muck around. He gets things done.
Then a bunch of pages on how they are gonna beat us, ranging from 8-0, to 48-0.
This develops into reality for them for the next 10 pages as they re-inforce this in their weak heads. Willie Mason giving motivational talks is going to get them the W for sure.
The next 20 pages is near game day, and the unfounded winning mentality is reaching fever pitch. Beat this crap team and we jump them and Newcastle for 14th spot, and distance from the spoon !!!!
Wests are shit, Naden is shit, we beat them by 38 last time so all we have to do is do that again, Wests are shit.
All we have to to is run at Naden, spread the ball early, and score first to put maximum pressure on them and they'll fold. They are a shit team. We are the Dogs bro.
Finally, kick off . . . and their mood drops to gloom from the start. It's palpable. They seriously thought they were gonna ream us, and it soon turns into the ref robbing them.
The ref keeps robbing them till full time. They are politely unsure if Nu Brown got the ball down for his second.
The NRL are corrupt, the refs hate us.
Fkkng hilarious, I tells ya.