There will be queues at the Gold Coast's latest theme park Desneyland this weekend as the local community shakes off its home game malaise and lines up for the eclectic coach's latest iteration of a Clayton's team sheet. The Eels expected resurgence after the signing of coach Styles will have to demystify the Hasler Conundrum:
Who will play right centre or is Beau "Tiny Hands" Fermor confirmed? Is AJ going to make an appearance or is his groin as troublesome as Boyd's wrist? How about Keano Kini? Will he continue to take "lots for the team" by leading with his head and drawing "get off your own line" penalties? Can the Titans defensive resolve continue?
One thing that is not questionable will be the response to Billy's blarney from the reportedly out of shape, out of form, banana pudding aka Difita. Tourists and locals alike should prepare themselves for, dare I type it, a titanic reaction. Titans by 4.
