Hey Hardcore,
Looking great in that photo, mate.
In between the charts of cloud formations, the plastic bag taped to the unrendered wall, the indoor miniature clothes line, the short shorts with boxers actually showing under them, the water bottle you felt you needed to keep with you on your bed, the car flag and dice which clearly do not appear to be inside your car, and those trendy spectacles you are wearing, I don't understand how you aren't married to an absolute babe yet.
To be fair, though, my deceased grandfather (RIP) is probably more sexually appealing to women than you are. That might explain it.
Seriously, though, is that actually your bedroom, or did you just invade the local sports team's changeroom and stick some random sh*t up on the wall?
Please don't threaten to "f**k me in anal", as you did to some poor bloke last year:
http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?p=6964544#post6964544