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Spongegary Squarepants finally gets lucky at the Crusty Crab.He shoots he scores!!!!
Spongegary Squarepants finally gets lucky at the Crusty Crab.He shoots he scores!!!!
He shoots. He misses!!!Spongegary Squarepants finally gets lucky at the Crusty Crab.
This is livin blokeCan you give it a f**ken rest Barry? Your troll account isn't funny any more.
I'm sure it is but we just need someone to explain it. That's how we know it's him.Can you give it a f**ken rest Barry? Your troll account isn't funny any more.
A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents because of the obvious reason. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again.
“But why can’t I see the crab again? We’re in love!” cries the lobster.
“Because,” says the father, trying to search for a reasonable answer, “crabs walk sideways and we walk straight!”
“Please, father,” she begs. “Just meet him once and I’m sure you will change your mind.”
The father finally agrees to meet the crab and she runs our to tell him the good news.
The crab is so excited that he practices walking straight.
He practices and practices until finally he can walk straight. He walks the entire way to the lobster’s house as straight as he can.
The father sees him coming and yells to his daughter, “Hey, here comes that crab and he’s pissed!”
Catch that lobster and its family and send the merkins to me. All I want for Christmas is a rock lobster sandwich.
A spider lobster, eh?*spider
*SpinyA spider lobster, eh?
Both are invertebrates. Some biologist you turned out to be.*Spiny
Just as long as it's not a rock spider.A rock lobster spider you nong
What about the crabs...or do you already have them?
You sick freak! Why would you eat ice cream with a blended rock?!?Just as long as it's not a rock spider.