Merry Christmas Assholes

[Eelogical]

He shoots he scores!!!!

Spongegary Squarepants finally gets lucky at the Crusty Crab.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Spongegary Squarepants finally gets lucky at the Crusty Crab.

He shoots. He misses!!!

 

[Old tiger 79]

Merry Christmas & a happy new year

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Can you give it a f**ken rest Barry? Your troll account isn't funny any more.

 

[Old tiger 79]

Can you give it a f**ken rest Barry? Your troll account isn't funny any more.

This is livin bloke

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Merry Xmas merkins.....

 

[Haynzy]

Happy Christmas you miserable bastards.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Can you give it a f**ken rest Barry? Your troll account isn't funny any more.

I'm sure it is but we just need someone to explain it. That's how we know it's him.

 

[parra pete]

A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents because of the obvious reason. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again.
“But why can’t I see the crab again? We’re in love!” cries the lobster.
“Because,” says the father, trying to search for a reasonable answer, “crabs walk sideways and we walk straight!”
“Please, father,” she begs. “Just meet him once and I’m sure you will change your mind.”
The father finally agrees to meet the crab and she runs our to tell him the good news.
The crab is so excited that he practices walking straight.
He practices and practices until finally he can walk straight. He walks the entire way to the lobster’s house as straight as he can.
The father sees him coming and yells to his daughter, “Hey, here comes that crab and he’s pissed!”

 

[hindy111]

A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents because of the obvious reason. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again.
“But why can’t I see the crab again? We’re in love!” cries the lobster.
“Because,” says the father, trying to search for a reasonable answer, “crabs walk sideways and we walk straight!”
“Please, father,” she begs. “Just meet him once and I’m sure you will change your mind.”
The father finally agrees to meet the crab and she runs our to tell him the good news.
The crab is so excited that he practices walking straight.
He practices and practices until finally he can walk straight. He walks the entire way to the lobster’s house as straight as he can.
The father sees him coming and yells to his daughter, “Hey, here comes that crab and he’s pissed!”

Catch that lobster and its family and send the merkins to me. All I want for Christmas is a rock lobster sandwich.

 

[84 Baby]

*spider

 

[parra pete]

Catch that lobster and its family and send the merkins to me. All I want for Christmas is a rock lobster sandwich.

What about the crabs...or do you already have them?

 

[Eelogical]

*spider

A spider lobster, eh?

 

[Gary Gutful]

A spider lobster, eh?

*Spiny

 

[84 Baby]

A spider lobster, eh?

A rock lobster spider you nong

 

[Eelogical]

*Spiny

Both are invertebrates. Some biologist you turned out to be.

 

[Eelogical]

A rock lobster spider you nong

Just as long as it's not a rock spider.

 

[hindy111]

What about the crabs...or do you already have them?

I caught crabs from Miks lounge

 

[84 Baby]

Just as long as it's not a rock spider.

You sick freak! Why would you eat ice cream with a blended rock?!?