''It's a shame we don't have Michael Crocker in the team this week because he could sort of fix up Jarryd Hayne - do a similar thing that Jarryd did last week to Bryson Goodwin, and put him out of the game. That's my thinking at least.
So an admission from the "King of Queens" that Melbourne Storm deliberately coached Michael Crocker to play dirty then?
I don't know if I can stomach a Melbourne win today; not just because I support the Eels (though that would hurt the most), but for the simple fact of what it will mean for Rugby League:
The triumph of a team in a purple uniform; inspired by a Chinese ballet dancer turned stockbroker; with a slobbering, senile nice person as its number one ticket holder!?!?

no, no, no, no, no!
To quote Mickdo: "make it stop!"