Monday October 29 Dish Licker Licker DD

[St. Brett]

It's now quarter to 3pm Wednesday arvo.
You have ample time to get on this tip I'm about to give out for The Gardens tonight.
I'm giving you this dog tip well in advance so you should be able to get on while the money's hot.

For you mug-glares The Gardens is greyhound racing not a floral display for pansies.

The code you will need is SYD Grys.

We're backing the Daily Double tonight which are races 6 + 8!

Not a running double the daily double!

SYD Grys Daily Double numbers 6 + 8 (in the first leg) 6-First Star & 8-Blue Manno into second leg number 3-Strawberry Heart.

First Star will blitz them in the first leg. He should have won last week.

Those shoes you wanted last week but couldn't afford them - well, after tonight....guess what? You can own those shoes! But only if you get on.

The race is tonight (Wednesday 10th october) around 8:30pm 'round there yerrrrr!

Anybody see Merticulous last Saturday in the paws of thunder?
He ran box 6? Man how unlucky was he? A powerful dog he is.
On any other night he'd kill those same dogs by 10 lenghts.

There's also another dog getting around called Vastlee Quoted who will win next start and I'll let you know when it runs.

The next time Merticulous runs it will be paying $1:20 you watch.

 

[Macca_]

$11.10 for the Double. Well done.

 

[St. Brett]

Macca?

Macca sir are you there?

Can you change the title of this thread and get rid of the wens part?

Because I have tips for tonight (Friday)

I have a special at Geelong dogs tonight.
Another Daily Double.

MLB Grys DD first leg numbers 2 + 5 Que Sera Sera & Axe Handle into second leg special number 6 Flinder's Street.
Flinder's St should have won its last start.

Richmond Greys Daily double tonight is sh*t.
Number one in the first leg of the daily double is misleading.
I wouldn't touch it.
My dad likes 1 and 4 in the Richmond daily double tonight but the one is a dead end.
I'm staying away from Syd Greys DD tonight.

There's also MLB horse racing on tonight at Mooney Valley where I have a good roughy for ya's.

MLB Rce 5 number 10 Cluny! He's the outsider but in with a chance.
S. Murphy is on this horse and I think we should start looking at this S. Murphy jockey very closely.
Cluny was scatched as an emergency last Saturday so I see him as an each way ticket tonight at odds.

There's an all ladies jockey race in MLB tonight too.
The winner gets to rest their head between my thighs.
I'll tell ya who I'm going for in that race? Not the horses, but the jockey - these two. Nakita Berriman and Michelle Payne.

Also MLB Rce 6 number 8 Jerrymac with Oliver aboard will notch out the flashy two in this race.
Jerrymac is listed as 9-1 in the paper but it will jump second fav at 4-1.

Brett's specials for tonight are Flinder's Street for sure (probably get 8-1 about him.) And Cluny for a place at odds.

And Medley will win on the scorecards tonight over his African opponent in the Boxing.
What a shame we can't bet on local Boxing.

I may book the net for tomorrow and come back inner morning and give you horse tips.

Oh and Macca? That double could have paid a bit better than 11's the other night. I was thinking more along the lines of $27! or 19's at least.

 

[Macca_]

If you click on edit in the first post and then advanced you can change the heading yourself

Good luck tonight.

 

[juggalo_strit]

Thanks for the tips, i'll back up tonight!
Go you good thing go!

 

[Macca_]

Hope you have Juggy!

Cluny salutes at $16.30 and $4.40!!

Well done Brett

 

[St. Brett]

You know I did myself out of another 200 hundred odd dollars last night?
I can't help myself when push comes to shove, I had to go split my bet in the Cluny race last night and back another horse with it.
I had C. Brown's mount as well as Cluny.
Think it was called Serenade Rose or something.
I went up to the TAB to put a large sum on Cluny only, but added another horse and I've done meself out of a large pick up.
I can't help but to pick two horses in my races.

And Cluny could have paid a tad better considering its last 3 runs it ran at 200-1 150-1 and 50-1.
16's my arse!
Give me f*cking 35's at least!

I apologize about my other misleading bets they did no good.

The TAB hasn't print the Greys for Wenty tonight so I'm unable to tell you if Vastlee Quoted or Merticulous is going around tonight.

The TAB people are doing their best to force us to gamble on this fat quady club.
I don't know nothing about it and I think this flash in the pants Weekend Hustler can be beat today.
Honestly...I've never heard of the horse.
$1:75 is a bit short in this large field.
It could get bunched up and checked back into the field.

My bets today go like this.

ADL Race Daily Double first leg numbers 2 + 5 Daaloob and Cascade Now into second leg numbers 3 + 7 Retell and El Sordo
Nitini was scratched in this race the 4.

MLB Rce 6 number 8 King of Ashford has to be watched closely over the MLB cup carnival as he'll win at big odds soon.
It's taking 4Kg's off today.

MLB Rce 7 number 1 Husson Lightning.
Keep an eye of Shrewd Rythm he's hard to catch lately and is costly. Even Pit Stop at 15-1 is value.
But D Dunn always wins these big races at odds.

With no real confidence they are my tips today.
I kind'a don't like todays meeting and it's most likely a trap.
I won't be lashing out big today.
Don't put money on these horses today though just watch them.

 

[St. Brett]

"911 What's your emergency?"

"Yes, I need help! I can't pick a winner, help me please!"

Hi, I'm Brett Gaddes.
If you're desperate like this asshole then you're in need of immediate help.
That is why I've formulated these greyhound dog tips for tonight.

But first let's see what a few satisfied customers had to say about betting with Brett System.

"Argggh, yer, he's good. Leaves me scratching me an me mates guppie arses."

"Hello, my name Sunjy. With Brett new-wave winning system I travel all way to Austria to back glay hounds. Flee money! Tax flee! I don't have to declare and now me over-stay to bet on Bwetts hot tips."

As you can see my system attracts fools like maggots to rot!

Go the winning way go the winning formula.
Bet with Brett formula today!
Bet or die because your life's a gamble!

 

[St. Brett]

Who's ready to win money?
I mean, which one of you scurvy flea-bitten bastards is ready to accept a winner for tonight at Wentworth Park Greyhounds?

Hi, I'm Brett Gaddes and the dog I've been waiting for tonight is going around in race 4 tonight!
Monday October, what ever the date is today.

Can I interest anybody in winning a little of the above?
Are you tired of the ladies shafting you because you don't carry dollar bills?

Who's down?

Here's my list I've brought with me.

2 litres of milk.
Put Lotto's on tonight.
Prawns.

Wenty park tonight.

Code SYD Greys.
Rce 4 number 2 VASTLEE QUOTED! If I can get the quoted $3:50 about this dog then that practically seals my going-away money for the coming month.
If this dog jumps at 3's or 4-1 I'll be bloody flabbergastered.
He will cream the lot of these and he should have been in the double race.
I guess you could have him in a running double with Kelpie Girl?
It's too good to be true though he'll jump at about $2:10 tonight not bloody 4-s no way!.
No way they'll give $3:50.

Back this dog, guys.
If you wanna win a bita moola tonight then jump on this son of a bitch. He's a powerful bastard and will crush this lot.

I also have a daily double as well tonight.
SYD Greys DD first leg numbers 5+7 Mean Jet & Cyclone Tess into second leg numbers 3+4 Fort Shakin' & Wombat Warrior.
The first leg of the double is pretty iffy though as most of the dogs are from out of town.
I may just plonk it all on Vastlee Quoted in a minute when I go up and forget the double.

P.S. you know all that money I won last Friday night with that horse? I blew the f**kin' lot the next Saturday even though I said I wasn't laying.
It got it all back immediately.
My bets when down like domino's one after the other.
I needed that money as I wanted to go back home and see Macksville and Nanners grave.

 

[St. Brett]

Arghhh f**king hell!

Vastlee Quoted is $1:80 at www.skychannel.com.au right now!
It's 12-1 on supa TAB.

Is this off putting or what?

What am I gonna do now? I may have to go a running double.

Hang on.

Everything is scratched at tonights Wentworth park meeting.
Wonder if this has something to do with what I was reading earlier about them slashing prize money for tonights meeting from 5K to only 2 thousand?
Greedy trainers.

Kelpie Girl has been scratched.

Wombat warrior is 40-1.

Maybe an all up with Vastlee Quoted and Fort shakn'?

My confidence is being rocked here!

Frig this!

 

[thewizard1o1]

I was going to have a look at this one and forgot all about it...hope you got on thou paid $3.10. Great Tip!

 

[St. Brett]

Thewizard1on1

Today's post is brought to you by Grim f**king death!

This twit wigged out yesterday after seeing an early quote of a dollar and sixty cents about Vastlee Quoted.!

I didn't back Vastlee Quoted as I was put off by the early odds and I thought I was playing it smart by buying f**king Prawns and lotto even got me hair cut and shampooed!
What a f**king dipso I didn't have the common knowledge to back my own sh*t!

I better win that f**king Ozlotto tonight as I'm out of pocket today and the Brett system is out of order today with no tips at all for tonights meeting.

Did you see that Vastlee Quoted miss the start by 2 lenghts then just shred them to pieces?
He went right up the middle of them like a vagrent with a prostitute.

 

[thewizard1o1]

Did you see that Vastlee Quoted miss the start by 2 lenghts then just shred them to pieces?
He went right up the middle of them like a vagrent with a prostitute.

:lol:

Nah i was going to switch over and see what the price was and as i did they flashed up the results:crazy:

 

[St. Brett]

I'm here.

I got here as fast as I could.

At the time of writing this it's 11:30am so there's a few more hours before my first tip jumps.
We're at the MLB HORSES today Greyhounds later.

I had a sh*t thismorning so I'm only carrying 78kg's 'round with me today.
Had a shower as well so I'm freshened up for this today.

In a few short hours there's a special going 'round in MLB Caulfield.

It jumps at about 2pm so I hope you can get on and I hope somebody can varify that I typed this before it ran.

Like, I'm not getting on the computer after a race is won and saying tip this horse it'll win.

I only give my tips in advance.

Macca can you verify that I typed this before Rce 4 jumped at MLB today (Wens 17th Oct)

I'll tip out my special first then the rest.

MLB Rce 4 numbers 4 + 16 Dark Ambition & The Wolverine.
Now, number 16 The Wolverine is my hot tip for today at 16-1.
It's a Stravinsky horse and goes undetected today.
Dark Ambition is my insurrance policy if The Wolverine doesn't run on.
I'll post this now then check sky channel dot com to see if it's scratched.

BRB. Hang on.

 

[punton]

Your Dog tips have been superb mate.

I will follow up with your horses and will back them into Bantry Bay in the big one. ;-)

 

[St. Brett]

Oh yer none of mine are scratched today.

Mount up 'Brett company' because we ride well into the night tonight as we're in the last at The Gardens.
It's gonna be a long day and thankfully I have something for that arse!

Ask yourself.....why be a victim of circumstance? Don't put yourself in a situation exposed to manipulation! Stay with what you know.
That's why you ride with me, the winning formula!
Over the years many a great man have fallen by the wayside because they didn't get on in time.
So hop aboard, saddle up and ride in the wind with me to glory. Don't let the parade pass you by because only until it's too late do we question ourselves.
Ask what your country does for you.....most likely nothing, so in all honesty take from your country, don't give. Give nothing back.
The time has come for us to stand up and be counted!

Murray Bridge is offering free money today that is why we will happily take from them.
ADL Rce 7 numbers 9 + 12 Ela Ye Mou & Terravue.

Is Clare Lindrop not enough to get your heart racing?
Between me and you I'd rather be sandwhiched between the O'Hara sisters where I'd use them as bed sheets or Michelle Payne even Linda Meech would be better saddled up.

 

[St. Brett]

PUNTON!

You're the saviour, man!

Punton is my witness that I got that MLB tip in before they jumped this arvo.
(So get down to your local TAB or bistro in your lunch break and get on!)

I'll repeat it again anyway.

This arvo at around 2:20pm (Wednesday the 17th Oct) we're at Caulfield where I have a special.

MLB Rce 4 numbers 4 + 16 Dark Ambition & The Wolverine.
I have to get going pretty soon if I'm to lay this race.
The Wolverine is sired out of Stravinsky and will be a good each way ticket if Dark Ambition doesn't do his thing.
(That race is about 2 hours away from now)

Other bets I have today are as follows.

MLB Rce 6 numbers 6 + 7 Riva San & Antarctic Miss.
Antarctic Miss ran the other night at a night meeting and I just feel a day race will improve her rapidly. N. Rawiller is aboard.

Bantry Bay for Punton, eh?
Yerrrr. Ok.
You sure you wanna do that, Punton?
It may have run a good close 6th last start buuuuut.
I'll leave it with ya Punton.
Here's some free advice Punton sir.......get that whole Bantry Bay thing out of your head and jump on Riva San ok?
I'm not sure I know you, Punton...Identitfy yourself.
If you come in here staining my thread with that weak arse Bantry Bay nonsense I may have to banish you and ask you to leave my thread.
Check out its previous form.
It's lucky to be even getting a start in this quality race.
Punton has disgraced not only himself but League Unlimited's reputation as well and for that he shall be shunned and outcast.

Those of you who pick provincial horses like Punton's tip here today belong in a storage locker and must not near yourself with me.

Punton are you trying to sabotarge my thread with mis-leading tips?
Bantry Bay? f**k out of here.
Those of you who choose to follow this lousy Bantry Bay tip are doing a great dis-service to Brett Company.

Punton....leave the magic to me, ok?
And if I ever catch you in here again detouring followers of the great over Lord then look out.

Bantry Bay! Yer and MC Hammer is going to have a number one hit pretty soon.

Be sensible next time, Punton. I'm watching you.

Attention Everybody!

There's 2 more tips I have with me.

The Gardens tonight Daily Double should be easy.

SYD Greys DD first leg numbers 2 + 7 Ruffy and Turbo Rips into second leg numbers 2 + 5 First Star and No Crackers.
It'll be a "R. Bell" trainer double tonight.

And finally..........Bantry Bay....can you believe that? God, how blatant to distract weak minded twits with false givings.

Our get-out dog tonight is at The Gardens.
SYD Greys race 10 number 1 Blue Manno.
What, $1:80? Bet it's short.

 

[punton]

PUNTON!

You're the saviour, man!

Punton is my witness that I got that MLB tip in before they jumped this arvo.
(So get down to your local TAB or bistro in your lunch break and get on!)

I'll repeat it again anyway.

This arvo at around 2:20pm (Wednesday the 17th Oct) we're at Caulfield where I have a special.

MLB Rce 4 numbers 4 + 16 Dark Ambition & The Wolverine.
I have to get going pretty soon if I'm to lay this race.
The Wolverine is sired out of Stravinsky and will be a good each way ticket if Dark Ambition doesn't do his thing.
(That race is abot 2 hourse away from now)

Other bets I have today are as follows.

MLB Rce 6 numbers 6 + 7 Riva San & Antarctic Miss.
Antarctic Miss ran the other night at a night meeting and I just feel a day race will improve her rapidly. N. Rawiller is aboard.

Bantry Bay for Punton, eh?
Yerrrr. Ok.
You sure you wanna do that, Punton?
It may have run a good close 6th last start buuuuut.
I'll leave it with ya Punton.
Here's some free advice Punton sir.......get that whole Bantry Bay thing out of your head and jump on Riva San ok?
I'm not sure I know you, Punton...Identitfy yourself.
If you come in here staining my thread with that weak arse Bantry Bay nonsense I may have to banish you and ask you to leave my thread.
Check out its previos form.
It's lucky to be even getting a start in this quality race.

Those of you who pick provincial horses like Punton's tip here today belong in a storage locker and must not near yourself with me.

Punton are you trying to sabotarge my thread with mis-leading tips?
Bantry Bay? f**k out of here.
Those of you who choose to follow this lousy Bantry Bay tip are doing a great dis-service to Brett Company.

Punton....leave the magic to me, ok?
And if I ever catch you in here again detouring followers of the great over Lord then look out.

Bantry Bay! Yer and MC Hammer is going to have a number one hit pretty soon.

Be sensible next time, Punton. I'm watching you.

Attention Everybody!

There's 2 more tips I have with me.

The Gardens tonight Daily Double should be easy.

SYD Greys DD first leg numbers 2 + 7 Ruffy and Turbo Rips into second leg numbers 2 + 5 First Star and No Crackers.
It'll be a "R. Bell" trainer double tonight.

And finally..........Bantry Bay....can you believe that? God, how blatant to distract weak minded twits with false givings.

Our get out dog tonight is at The Gardens.
SYD Greys race 10 number 1 Blue Manno.
What, $1:80? Bet it's short.

LMAO. :lol: :lol:

Great post.

Let's just say the stable are ready to fire with runners over the next few days.

My money is well and truly where my mouth is.

 

[St. Brett]

Today's post has been brought to you by Imperial Leather under arm deodorant spray.

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Brett Gaddes uses Imperial Leather deodorant as it reminds him of Old Spice and other old sh*t.

Punton.
Let's not go head to head in a two division where it becomes a battle but I want you to carfeully think about what you're tipping out here today.
It's officialy on the record that Punton, yes, Punton is tipping some Vanilla Ice horse BANTRY BAY today where it won't even finish in the first portion of the field.

As of writing this it is now 12:43pm and I must be off to back my MLB race.
You watch The Wolverine split their wigs if Dark Ambition isn't consistent today.

You see, that's the problem with gambling on horses and dogs today there's no consistency.
That First Star dog in the double tonight won very easily last start but will it run the same race tonight? No!

I'm off.

Bantry Bay :sarcasm:

Oh, and one more thing! If you don't back the race 4 MLB horses then your mother has no thumbs and tried to hitch-hike to work. Yer.

 

[punton]

There are times when one must bow to a higher power.

This is one of those occasions.

Wolverine wins at 40/1. :shock: :lol:

GENIUS!