Horse- Independent aligned series killing stupid horse bastard
You are Horse, a ridiculous character added to the 2nd season to improve the shows popularity with kids and the mentally challenged. The character acts like an idiot and destroys whatever scene he appears in. Although part of the band of pilgrims you have been made independent because I wish he hadnt joined the show. Words cannot express how much I hate this character and now, by association, you.
Post condition- You are an idiot. Every post you make must contain a factual error or some gibberish
Tracker- You are a horse and therefore somehow good at tracking I guess
to be honest I havent thought too much about this character as it will just get me more angry.
Recruitable- If you are targeted by a kill by the mafia you will be recruited. Regardless of protection
Win condition- If you are still alive (and havent been recruited) by day 7 Ill be so angry Ill cancel the series and just declare you the winner.