Never mind TV commercials. I'm getting increasingly grossed out by the League Unlimited earwax ads lol....
The child rapping in the car on the Natural Confectionary Company ad will soon raise my hatred levels more than the little girl dancing to Macklemore did on the Suncorp Bank ads.
Wait til the Clint Dogg remix comes out with the launch at Munmorah Bowlo' featuring Ben "busta sad ryhme" Hunt, Greg " M.C Goanna" Inglis, feat Craig and Joanna.
Fantastic Furniture ad with the girl screaming shoes and socks. Makes me want to throw the Tv into the wall.
I've said this one before. It cannot be overstated. Finda. Their last campaign had co-incidentally perfectly matching accessories to their blue logo colour. Chairs, napkins, cutlery, the actors eyes . . . it was an exact PMS match, ffs !!! They do this because we are stupid, and if we see the blue we will think of their product. Their latest campaign of vomit involves the "actors" ( like you'll get another effin gig anywhere else on TV now, after whoring your soul for this shit, you clowns !) making swimming motions, and raising their hands at their foreheads to peer into the distance like they are on a 1835, 4 masted effin clipper heading for the horizon. Now, because we are still stupid, they do that to show the actors looking for something. If you look hard enough, you might find it. You see ? Dear God, please send them to the horizon immediately after making the earth flat for just a little while. When I hear the opening of the stupid effing jingle, I scramble to reach the remote before I have to listen to . . . or God help me . . . watch more than 2 or 3 seconds. I don't like the Finda .com ads.
I’m at wit’s end. Why on Earth would Makin’ Mattresses trade out this exotic beauty... With a couple of fembots from the Austin Powers movies... Arrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!
The K Mart Christmas ad with the little biatch is driving the model car through the fake snow and presents being hurled out of it including a candle set for $12 and hand cream pack for $5, tacky ad and tacky cheap and nasty gift suggestions.
On Ch9 just now. Who knows what they were selling. A bloke being chased by a grizzly in what was CLEARLY the Blue Mountains.. Why not just make it a Yowie. Just as believable...
New subway ad is annoying as shit, having a tubby kid trying to push it as healthy food doesn’t do it any favours either