Movie Quotes

[IanG]

Dunno if a thread like this has been done before but non the less. Here to post your favourite movie quotes or ones that you liked.

"Porky Is A Bad Ass Redneck"

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

"There's not gonna be a next time you f**king dumb lollipoper you blew it! ... i told you a long time ago you f**king little monkey not to f**k me!!" - sosa "scarface" - i love that whole sequence, cbf putting in montana's rant

"i'm having an old friend for dinner" - hannibal lecter "silence of the lambs"

"i made another funny ha ha ha ha" master splinter - i forget which TMNT move it was though, 2nd i think

"oh man, i just shot marvin in the face" vince "pulp fiction"

basically, just post up every line from pulp fiction, you can't fail

"i'm a mushroom cloud layin motherf**ker, motherf**ker" jules "pulp fiction"

good thread, there's heaps i'll post up later

 

[roboshark]

"f*ck off birds" as they walk along a beach in gettin square

 

[McLovin]

"Go suck a f**k" Donnie Darko to his sister...

 

[thehattrickrabbit]

Shake N Bake- Talladega Knights

 

[newtownbluebags]

The whole Napalm in the morning quote from Apocolypse Now. Would post it but portions may offend 2007 sensibilities :sarcasm: :lol:

 

[Danger]

"who's payin for my bus fair today" - Gettin Square, that whole scene is hilarious.

 

[newtownbluebags]

:lol: Johnny Spit!

 

[Utey]

"Hey look! It's a penis, just smaller."

 

[Phillips]

Turkish: Well the rabbit gets f**ked.
Tommy: [pauses] Proper f**ked?
Turkish:Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

Snatch.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly:You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Happy Gilmore.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

"Dont be pussy whipped...whip that pussy..bang bang bang"- Boomerang

 

[McLovin]

"I'll have two packs of Marlboros, a couple of snowballs, and a jumbo coke..." Daniel Stern from Bushwhacked. The look he recieves from the clerk is priceless.

"Boss, I cancelled SWAT..." Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop 3
"What? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT..." Axels boss

 

[chiana]

From Con Air

Diamond Dog- What do you want to do with him?
Cyrus Grissom- I don't know.


But this is no way to treat
a national treasure. Let him out.


Diamond Dog- You sure?
Cyrus Crissom- Love your work.

 

[chiana]

LUTHER - "Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay, Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay, Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay, Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay!"

The Warriors

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

"if'm not back in 20 minutes ... call, the police" *starts laughing because he's stoned*
"yeah okay *waits till other guy walks out of the door* if he ain't back in 20 minutes we callin dominoes"

halfbaked

 

[Bastard Squad]

Caddyshack

"I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while"

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

 

[Danger]

LUTHER - "Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay, Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay, Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay, Warriors ... come out to playeeeyaaay!"

The Warriors

Great movie that one, one of my all time faves!!!

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Caddyshack

"I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while"

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

:lol: My favourite movie of all time, love Rodneys & Chevys work.

What about Bill Murray washing the balls and perving on the old women:lol:

 

[Samwise]

From a Clockwork Orange

Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

 

[Tom Shines]

"Say hello to my little fren..." Scarface
"This fog is getting thicker. And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger" Airplane