Movie Quotes

[Tom Shines]

And of course this one:

sh*t man, that honky must be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Hey homes, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Lay her down 'n smack 'em yak 'em, cold got to be. You know? Shiiit.

 

[Danish]

Caddyshack

"I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while"

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

:lol:

Rodney Dangerfield takes the cake for movie quotes

"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

my favourite quotes, writing them down doesn't do them justice, you must watch them

http://youtube.com/watch?v=twW_riHWz_4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zf0ZyoUn7Vk

 

[Generalzod]

If it bleeds we can kill- Predator
Stuck up there like an Alabama tick -Predator
Your bleeding man... got no time bleed-Predator
Killien I'll be back..Only on a rerun-The Running Man

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

haha, running man is full of one liners

*signing contract on a guys back, signs, then stabs the pen in his back* "dont forget to send me a copy" (arnie voice)

roberts: hey, you that asshole from tv
killien: funny, i was gonna say the same thing about you

 

[chiana]

From a Clockwork Orange

Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

One of the greatest movies of all time.

 

[newtownbluebags]

Hasta La Vista Baby! -> Arnie T2

 

[Utey]

"I'll have two packs of Marlboros, a couple of snowballs, and a jumbo coke..." Daniel Stern from Bushwhacked. The look he recieves from the clerk is priceless.

"Boss, I cancelled SWAT..." Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop 3
"What? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT..." Axels boss

Both gold!

 

[sydraider]

:lol:

Rodney Dangerfield takes the cake for movie quotes

"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

:lol:

" This steaks still got marks on it from where the jockey was hitting it"

After Dangerfield lets go of a ripper " Ooh did somebody step on a duck"

From meet Wally sparks " Now I know why they call you the Head Nurse"

 

[strewth_mate]

"Charlie don't surf..."

Couple of good deliveries in Glengarry Glenn Ross (spoilers, language and length alert...) -

Al Pacino destroys Kevin Spacey - http://youtube.com/watch?v=3HURJNd0J4U
Alec Baldwin's cameo - http://youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

 

[Red Bear]

i saw glengarry glen ross a couple of years ago in NYC with Alan Alda playing the old guy who was struggling.

Basically the movie clerks has some awesome lines it. Where Randall is ordering the adult movies with the mother and small child near him is hilarious

 

[newtownbluebags]

Sly Stallones -> It ain't over till it's over! *I mumbled that as well*

 

[sydraider]

Mark Wahlberg is a champion in The Departed

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lTaVxTmB5k4&mode=related&search=

 

[Cupid Stunt]

Clerks 2 (& dodging the PorchMonkey bit):

Randal: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized cl*t?
Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you?
Dante: It kind of came out one day!
Randal: He says it's almost like a little c**k, which says all sorts of weird things about him that I don't even want to think about.

Wife: Did he say 'c**k stain'? What the f**k is c**k stain?
Husband: That must be some white freaky stuff. White guys get white women to do anything. You want to do a c**k stain later?


Knocked Up because I've just watched it...

Ben: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison: You're not going to f**k me like a dog.
Ben: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

 

[newtownbluebags]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
- Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry

 

[hineyrulz]

I want your clothes, your boots, and your motorcyle. Arnie from T2

 

[newtownbluebags]

Stupid is what stupid does - Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump

 

[2 True Blues]

The Truth, You can't handle the Truth !!!

And that quote before the battle scene in Gladiaters was pretty cool !!!.

Also john WAYNE quotes.

I won't hit ya. Nah. I wont hit ya. the hell I won't ( Smack ).

 

[newtownbluebags]

If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer - Ace Ventura Pet Detective :LOL:

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

ive recently discovered scarface... ohh god SO MANY QUOTES;

"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice" - Montana

"You think I kill two kids and a woman? f**k that! I don't need that sh*t in my life! [sees that Alberto is about to detonate the car bomb] You die, motherf**ker! [shoots Alberto in the face, killing him] What you think I am? What you think, I a f**kin' worm, like you? I told you, man! I told you, don't f**k with me! I told you, no f**kin' kids! No, but you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid f**k! Look at you now." Montana

"I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you f**kin' with the best!"

"You wanna f**k with me? Okay! You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!"

Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, Chico, and everything in it.