Mr Angry
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Mr Angry's school of Etiquette.
With all the off field troubles Rugby League has had this year, the NRL wants to put in place some educational courses to help the boys who missed out on the essential etiquette lessons. I offer my first such course.
Building relationships with women that do not involve sex (Nosex2.0)
Course Length: 5 days
Course Price: $22,500.00
Availability: Please call 1800-coursestoappeasemedia.
Overview: The Nosex2.0 course is the recommended training for individuals seeking to control the urges emanating from the groin region. This 5-day course will enable learners to implement appropriate behaviour when in the company of females; build emotional networks using multilayer relationships with females; create and deploy a social occassion where females are not there just the strip, and implement basic troubleshooting techniques in environments that are out the area of social responsiblity. The course will also enable learners to improve manners, reliability, respect, and performance in social situations. The purpose of this course is to achieve a mid-career professional level social competency.
Skills Gained: After completing this course students will be able to:
* Keep it in thier pants.
* Implement the necessary social behaviours to function in society.
* Control the urges of the groin region.
* When presented with an incorrect social scenario, restore proper acceptable social behaviours.
* Explain how no really does mean no.
* Explain how alcohol is absolutely no excuse.
* Recognise that females are quite brilliant in thier own right.
* When it is acceptable to call people on mobile phone .
* What not to say when leaving phone messages.
* Implementing multilayer emotional networks with females.
* Optimising and Securing multilayer emotional networks.
* Understand basic equailty issues.
* New appreciation of one's mother.
Target Audience: The primary audiences for this course are:
* Players, coaches , administrators, who have trouble with sexual control.
* Anyone who thinks women are here for sex only.
* Male pigs.
* Fibroman.
Prerequisites: To fully benefit from Nosex2.0, students must have the following prerequisite skills and knowledge:
* Basic English.
* Basic understanding of females.
* Basic equality concepts.
* Met a female at least once.
Come on fire up, and sign up today.
With all the off field troubles Rugby League has had this year, the NRL wants to put in place some educational courses to help the boys who missed out on the essential etiquette lessons. I offer my first such course.
Building relationships with women that do not involve sex (Nosex2.0)
Course Length: 5 days
Course Price: $22,500.00
Availability: Please call 1800-coursestoappeasemedia.
Overview: The Nosex2.0 course is the recommended training for individuals seeking to control the urges emanating from the groin region. This 5-day course will enable learners to implement appropriate behaviour when in the company of females; build emotional networks using multilayer relationships with females; create and deploy a social occassion where females are not there just the strip, and implement basic troubleshooting techniques in environments that are out the area of social responsiblity. The course will also enable learners to improve manners, reliability, respect, and performance in social situations. The purpose of this course is to achieve a mid-career professional level social competency.
Skills Gained: After completing this course students will be able to:
* Keep it in thier pants.
* Implement the necessary social behaviours to function in society.
* Control the urges of the groin region.
* When presented with an incorrect social scenario, restore proper acceptable social behaviours.
* Explain how no really does mean no.
* Explain how alcohol is absolutely no excuse.
* Recognise that females are quite brilliant in thier own right.
* When it is acceptable to call people on mobile phone .
* What not to say when leaving phone messages.
* Implementing multilayer emotional networks with females.
* Optimising and Securing multilayer emotional networks.
* Understand basic equailty issues.
* New appreciation of one's mother.
Target Audience: The primary audiences for this course are:
* Players, coaches , administrators, who have trouble with sexual control.
* Anyone who thinks women are here for sex only.
* Male pigs.
* Fibroman.
Prerequisites: To fully benefit from Nosex2.0, students must have the following prerequisite skills and knowledge:
* Basic English.
* Basic understanding of females.
* Basic equality concepts.
* Met a female at least once.
Come on fire up, and sign up today.
top stuff Mr A :lol:
