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murphy

NZ Warrior

First Grade
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Skinner said:
f**k.....we have an entire off season of NZ Wiggler :crazy:

You're gonna love it, Super Mod. I have all the weeks planned out. We'll have Mad Monday porn site spamming.

Tuesday will be digging up extra old posts and encouraging debate, we'll be starting off with "Who is this Oudenryn fella???"

Wednesday will be reflecting on some of my greatest OWN3RSHIP TRAIN moments (There are lots of them).

Then it will be "Gorne Fishing Thursday". This is where I'll spin the "You poor sons of bitches" wheel and come up with a club whose fans I shall torment endlessly for the entire day in their very own forum. I'm picking Manly will come up next week, I can just see it starting with the "Ben Kennedy is the biggest cat" thread.

Rounding the week off with "You're f**king fired Friday". This is where I'll try and spend as much time as possible on the internet during working hours. I'll get a bookmaker in to place odds every Friday, so you can all put money on how long you think I'll last before I get my marching orders. You can now place bets at:- www.Ican'tbelievehowstupidyouare.co.nz/betting/

Then you finally get a break from me during the weekends. I actually have better things to do than entertain you people. I'll be surfing the net, hunting down porn sites for Mad Monday.

It's gonna be great!!!
 
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NZ Warrior said:
You're gonna love it, Super Mod. I have all the weeks planned out. We'll have Mad Monday porn site spamming.

Tuesday will be digging up extra old posts and encouraging debate, we'll be starting off with "Who is this Oudenryn fella???"

Wednesday will be reflecting on some of my greatest OWN3RSHIP TRAIN moments (There are lots of them).

Then it will be "Gorne Fishing Thursday". This is where I'll spin the "You poor sons of bitches" wheel and come up with a club whose fans I shall torment endlessly for the entire day in their very own forum. I'm picking Manly will come up next week, I can just see it starting with the "Ben Kennedy is the biggest cat" thread.

Rounding the week off with "You're f**king fired Friday". This is where I'll try and spend as much time as possible on the internet during working hours. I'll get a bookmaker in to place odds every Friday, so you can all put money on how long you think I'll last before I get my marching orders. You can now place bets at:- www.Ican'tbelievehowstupidyouare.co.nz/betting/

Then you finally get a break from me during the weekends. I actually have better things to do than entertain you people. I'll be surfing the net, hunting down porn sites for Mad Monday.

It's gonna be great!!!

Sounds like a solid lineup, perhaps an addition could be 'Cheerleader Sunday' ? The sunday festival is where we can blindly rave on and on about how good certain players are, no negativity allowed boys.

Possible candidates for Cheerleading Sunday will be picked on how sexually attractive we find them- actual playing ability will not be important.

Then we can play 'flick the bean' / ' Soaking the Whisker Biscuit ' / ' Tiptoe Through the TwoLips' (or whatever you like to call it ) like a pack of 14 year old girls... the first one to get up to their knuckle wins.
 

Skinner

Coach
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NZ Warrior said:
You're gonna love it, Super Mod. I have all the weeks planned out. We'll have Mad Monday porn site spamming.

Tuesday will be digging up extra old posts and encouraging debate, we'll be starting off with "Who is this Oudenryn fella???"

Wednesday will be reflecting on some of my greatest OWN3RSHIP TRAIN moments (There are lots of them).

Then it will be "Gorne Fishing Thursday". This is where I'll spin the "You poor sons of bitches" wheel and come up with a club whose fans I shall torment endlessly for the entire day in their very own forum. I'm picking Manly will come up next week, I can just see it starting with the "Ben Kennedy is the biggest cat" thread.

Rounding the week off with "You're f**king fired Friday". This is where I'll try and spend as much time as possible on the internet during working hours. I'll get a bookmaker in to place odds every Friday, so you can all put money on how long you think I'll last before I get my marching orders. You can now place bets at:- www.Ican'tbelievehowstupidyouare.co.nz/betting/

Then you finally get a break from me during the weekends. I actually have better things to do than entertain you people. I'll be surfing the net, hunting down porn sites for Mad Monday.

It's gonna be great!!!

I can't wait......no, really...It's gonna be great ~sob sob~:sick:
 

NZ Warrior

First Grade
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So, is wittyfan getting initiated on Sunday or something?

EDIT: At least you'll be kept busy, Super Mod :)
 
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Last I heard Robster was at the airport greeting Wittyfan who's flying into NZ to base himself here early.

Just on Justin Murphy, apparently his career has taken offf majorly since leavening the Warriors. Apparently he complined that while he was at the warriors he would wake up at night and feel as though somebody was staring constantly at him through the bedroom window. His underwear would disapear off the washing line and a couple of time his rubish bags were torn apart as though some savage dog had got to them. The worst was somebody even stole his used toothbrushes.

Apparently his girlfriend was shocked and deeply scared when some complete stranger rammed her car off the road and held up a sign displaying " HE'S mine Biatch LEAVE NOW!!!, He could never love you , Like Me". His Girlfriend finally broke down and left Murphy after several sickning letters claiming violent intent towards her. The police could find no clues to the identity of the person other than the fact they were always signed off by someone called The ROBber.

They say the only thing that kept Murphy together was the friendship of a young man who had an uncanny ability of always being there for Murphy at the right time. Their friendship blossomed until this young man went a step to far and tried to move in with him. He began to creep Murphy out, sometimes he couldnt concentrate on his football as he felt his eyes watching him at home games. The last straw was when Murphy told the young man he may be going to play football in France to which the young man replyed........ "Well I better teach you how to French kiss then". The two havent spoken since. One can only wonder what happened to this young man.
 

MKEB...

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NIGHTMARE-HITTER said:
Last I heard Robster was at the airport greeting Wittyfan who's flying into NZ to base himself here early.

Just on Justin Murphy, apparently his career has taken offf majorly since leavening the Warriors. Apparently he complined that while he was at the warriors he would wake up at night and feel as though somebody was staring constantly at him through the bedroom window. His underwear would disapear off the washing line and a couple of time his rubish bags were torn apart as though some savage dog had got to them. The worst was somebody even stole his used toothbrushes.

Apparently his girlfriend was shocked and deeply scared when some complete stranger rammed her car off the road and held up a sign displaying " HE'S mine Biatch LEAVE NOW!!!, He could never love you , Like Me". His Girlfriend finally broke down and left Murphy after several sickning letters claiming violent intent towards her. The police could find no clues to the identity of the person other than the fact they were always signed off by someone called The ROBber.

They say the only thing that kept Murphy together was the friendship of a young man who had an uncanny ability of always being there for Murphy at the right time. Their friendship blossomed until this young man went a step to far and tried to move in with him. He began to creep Murphy out, sometimes he couldnt concentrate on his football as he felt his eyes watching him at home games. The last straw was when Murphy told the young man he may be going to play football in France to which the young man replyed........ "Well I better teach you how to French kiss then". The two havent spoken since. One can only wonder what happened to this young man.

And All this time I thought it was because of a deluded fan jumping up and down outside his window, making suggestive gestures with a fork and showing alternative ways of swallowing a saveloy whole...:shock:
 

ozbash

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mad kiwi elloco bandido said:
And All this time I thought it was because of a deluded fan jumping up and down outside his window, making suggestive gestures with a fork and showing alternative ways of swallowing a saveloy whole...:shock:

:shock: now now, come on boys. wobbly is a good bloke , he is the biggest smurfarooni fan in the universe and thats to be admired.

just cos he used to be a little obsessed and required treatment doesnt mean we should sling off at him now. does it ?
 
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ozbash said:
:shock: now now, come on boys. wobbly is a good bloke , he is the biggest smurfarooni fan in the universe and thats to be admired.

just cos he used to be a little obsessed and required treatment doesnt mean we should sling off at him now. does it ?

not bagging him off.... just keeping it real my friend
 

MKEB...

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ozbash said:
:shock: now now, come on boys. wobbly is a good bloke , he is the biggest smurfarooni fan in the universe and thats to be admired.

just cos he used to be a little obsessed and required treatment doesnt mean we should sling off at him now. does it ?

YES :D
 
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Personally I think theres nothing more beautiful than the love between two men. Call me nuts but if Justin wants to move back to Auckland to be with his soulmate Robster then the club should try and accomodate that.

THen those 2 can buy a nice little appartment togther in downtown Auckland, get a chiwawa and buy matching turtle necks. And when their not out on the town having a few pina coladas at the Blue Oyster or having a pillow fight over whos turn it is to be the girl tonight they can spoon on their balcony wrapped in their Burt Reynolds duvet watching the sun come up.

With Murphys striking good looks and Robster's boyish charm those two could be the pinup for 'Out Magazine' in no time.
 

Esoj

Juniors
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congrats to murphy a fine achievement. and also good on robster for continuing to support him despite what people say.

some people on here choose to back ropati to the hill and deserve everything they get for it as well. just like robster does for supporting the under-rated murphy. it has a hard road sometimes.
 

Robster

Bench
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BLAH!!

lets face it guys 'Justin Murphy' is the only ex warrior in the Super League dream team, there is no Ali, no anderson, no vagana, no Mr Effective, no motu, no nathan wood and so on.

in 2001 when I put up the website I was bagged cause Justin Murphy was at best known as a "average player" in 2002 diffently got the raps that I deserved with him obviously being in possibly the best warriors outfit to take the field of All time.

2004 was a downside year, the Warriors were pathetic so a good player like Murph couldn't shine so he was released to play a few games for the giants.

2006 is where the critics are knocked in the face and me the fan becoming the true winner, I have had faith in Murph since he joined the Warriors that one day he would be as big of a player that he is now.

Sure ozbash can admire Jerome Ropati's talent and always be a fan of motu tony, NZWARRIOR can just bash every Warrior and still support the team, byrne_rovelli82 can love both todd byrne and grant rovelli.

Whilst I can be a fan of Justin Murphy, being a fan and fellowing a persons great achievement through the Rugby League ranks is very rare compared to the 1000's who fellow David Beckham but to have Murph climb his own everest is such a reward to witness.

Being a fan of a player does that make me in love with him? heck no!!! but Justin Murphy Rules!! and chips taste much better with dip, and thats what Murphy has produced in his rugby league career of 2006. Chip with dip football. :D

Everyone has a favorite player, why should I be mocked for supporting Murphy? espically after his fantastic year.
 

AliN

Live Update Team
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good on ya Rob, just the kind of post I expected from you after all the posts :)

now prepare for another onslaught ;)
 

Jesbass

First Grade
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Good stuff, Rob. Great to see you standing up for yourself against these hooligans, lol! :lol:

Now batten down the hatches, mate. I think they're charging again! :shock: :crazy:
 

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