John Monie
Juniors
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Mr Murphy would have fitted in well during my Warriors tenure, i think he would havw been destructive.
Skinner said:f**k.....we have an entire off season of NZ Wiggler :crazy:
NZ Warrior said:You're gonna love it, Super Mod. I have all the weeks planned out. We'll have Mad Monday porn site spamming.
Tuesday will be digging up extra old posts and encouraging debate, we'll be starting off with "Who is this Oudenryn fella???"
Wednesday will be reflecting on some of my greatest OWN3RSHIP TRAIN moments (There are lots of them).
Then it will be "Gorne Fishing Thursday". This is where I'll spin the "You poor sons of bitches" wheel and come up with a club whose fans I shall torment endlessly for the entire day in their very own forum. I'm picking Manly will come up next week, I can just see it starting with the "Ben Kennedy is the biggest cat" thread.
Rounding the week off with "You're f**king fired Friday". This is where I'll try and spend as much time as possible on the internet during working hours. I'll get a bookmaker in to place odds every Friday, so you can all put money on how long you think I'll last before I get my marching orders. You can now place bets at:- www.Ican'tbelievehowstupidyouare.co.nz/betting/
Then you finally get a break from me during the weekends. I actually have better things to do than entertain you people. I'll be surfing the net, hunting down porn sites for Mad Monday.
It's gonna be great!!!
NZ Warrior said:You're gonna love it, Super Mod. I have all the weeks planned out. We'll have Mad Monday porn site spamming.
Tuesday will be digging up extra old posts and encouraging debate, we'll be starting off with "Who is this Oudenryn fella???"
Wednesday will be reflecting on some of my greatest OWN3RSHIP TRAIN moments (There are lots of them).
Then it will be "Gorne Fishing Thursday". This is where I'll spin the "You poor sons of bitches" wheel and come up with a club whose fans I shall torment endlessly for the entire day in their very own forum. I'm picking Manly will come up next week, I can just see it starting with the "Ben Kennedy is the biggest cat" thread.
Rounding the week off with "You're f**king fired Friday". This is where I'll try and spend as much time as possible on the internet during working hours. I'll get a bookmaker in to place odds every Friday, so you can all put money on how long you think I'll last before I get my marching orders. You can now place bets at:- www.Ican'tbelievehowstupidyouare.co.nz/betting/
Then you finally get a break from me during the weekends. I actually have better things to do than entertain you people. I'll be surfing the net, hunting down porn sites for Mad Monday.
It's gonna be great!!!
NZ Warrior said:So, is wittyfan getting initiated on Sunday or something?
NIGHTMARE-HITTER said:Last I heard Robster was at the airport greeting Wittyfan who's flying into NZ to base himself here early.
Just on Justin Murphy, apparently his career has taken offf majorly since leavening the Warriors. Apparently he complined that while he was at the warriors he would wake up at night and feel as though somebody was staring constantly at him through the bedroom window. His underwear would disapear off the washing line and a couple of time his rubish bags were torn apart as though some savage dog had got to them. The worst was somebody even stole his used toothbrushes.
Apparently his girlfriend was shocked and deeply scared when some complete stranger rammed her car off the road and held up a sign displaying " HE'S mine Biatch LEAVE NOW!!!, He could never love you , Like Me". His Girlfriend finally broke down and left Murphy after several sickning letters claiming violent intent towards her. The police could find no clues to the identity of the person other than the fact they were always signed off by someone called The ROBber.
They say the only thing that kept Murphy together was the friendship of a young man who had an uncanny ability of always being there for Murphy at the right time. Their friendship blossomed until this young man went a step to far and tried to move in with him. He began to creep Murphy out, sometimes he couldnt concentrate on his football as he felt his eyes watching him at home games. The last straw was when Murphy told the young man he may be going to play football in France to which the young man replyed........ "Well I better teach you how to French kiss then". The two havent spoken since. One can only wonder what happened to this young man.
mad kiwi elloco bandido said:And All this time I thought it was because of a deluded fan jumping up and down outside his window, making suggestive gestures with a fork and showing alternative ways of swallowing a saveloy whole...:shock:
ozbash said::shock: now now, come on boys. wobbly is a good bloke , he is the biggest smurfarooni fan in the universe and thats to be admired.
just cos he used to be a little obsessed and required treatment doesnt mean we should sling off at him now. does it ?
ozbash said::shock: now now, come on boys. wobbly is a good bloke , he is the biggest smurfarooni fan in the universe and thats to be admired.
just cos he used to be a little obsessed and required treatment doesnt mean we should sling off at him now. does it ?
ozbash said:some people on here choose to back support ropati
class will always beat arse.