muzby's christmas confessional...

[azzah72]

I confess that I have a neighbor that I despise for a few reasons, so I consistently take my dog for late night walks just so he can shit on their lawn.

Then in the morning when I'm leaving for work, I get a smile out of watching him lose it when "it's happened again"

He's one of the Prize lawn, competition type people.

Makes every day magical.

 

[Misanthrope]

Hey, hey, whoa.....you be careful what you say there boy! I may have an enviable collection of STDs, but HIV is not amongst them.

Sorry, I keep getting your Baz's confused. You all look alike to me.

 

[Bazal]

Racist....

 

[Dani]

I touch myself

 

[Bulldog Force]

I touch myself

Ok, but the topic at hand is sins you've committed. What's yours?

 

[Misanthrope]

If touching myself were a sin, I'd be the Hitler of masturbation.

 

[dogslife]

I broke the dam.

 

[madunit]

The Janitor at my workplace constantly tips my bin over and never cleans the mess up.

So I went into the Janitor's storeroom, which incidentally has a toilet in it, and I pissed on the mop handle

At least, thats what I wanted to do.

 

[madunit]

If touching myself were a sin, I'd be the Hitler of masturbation.

is Hitler the epitomy of sin?

He didn't even break all of the commandments.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Still one can short of a six-pack.

 

[Bulldog Force]

I must confess... I laughed so hard at the stunt dude who fell into the river in this image :lol:

 

[soc123_au]

I touch myself while picturing Dani touching herself.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I enjoy drinking RTD's...

 

[God-King Dean]

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

 

[muzby]

I enjoy drinking RTD's...

hopefully the double strength ones?

*whispers* to be honest I'm partial to the odd one myself..

 

[Red Bear]

CC and Dry is a pretty sensational RTD, and I don't hate JD cans either

 

[Apey]

I don't care for cricket at all.

 

[Misanthrope]

Whenever somebody calls their dog/cat their 'fur baby' or in any other way refers to them as their 'children' (or, by association, says they are a mother or father); I lower my estimated IQ of them by about 35.

 

[Misanthrope]

You know what else grinds my gears? Mother-f**kers who share a Facebook account because they're defining themselves almost entirely by their relationship.

f**k you.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

That's really a thing?