My Left shoes,bids for 18th team

[MugaB]

I dunno. Two bids coming together. A joint venture. They tend to be 'sole'less.

I'll see myself out.

Bahahahahahaha.... thats the best pun on here on this threads context well done

 

[MugaB]

My left foot bid has officially launched
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Meet Sassy the sasquatch
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Sassy the Sasquatch has just sent out a press conference explaining her distasteful hate for the games hierarchy, as they know the evil AFL are on the doorstep of the Left Foot's catchment,..
"If we dont do something now, we'll have this generation grow up to be fumbleball twits, we need Tasmania to be Strong, as its an important area for RL, thats why we are announcing our intentions to be the 19th licence, with a joint bid with our sister cities Adelaide and Geelong, they won't be able to refuse our bid" SOCKS UP!!!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

I'm against anything The Left Foot bid does.
They can't even kick right footed!
How can they supply right foot boots?!?!
The Porcupines are the only true reality!
Spines Up!

 

[MugaB]

I'm against anything The Left Foot bid does.
They can't even kick right footed!
How can they supply right foot boots?!?!
The Porcupines are the only true reality!
Spines Up!

Western Porcupines can settle for the 20th licence, im sure the perflings will cheer them on, knowing that they are never getting a licence till they can field a reserve grade side that will win a game

 

[bad boy bubby]

Western Porcupines can settle for the 20th licence, im sure the perflings will cheer them on, knowing that they are never getting a licence till they can field a reserve grade side that will win a game

Left Shoe thread

 

[MugaB]

Left Shoe thread

Hey YOU BROUGHT UP THE PORCUPINES, I JUST REPLIED TO IT, you can go fk yourself!!!!
Im taking a break from this my left shoe bid, and going to endorse the right shoe, f**k all you guys

 

[bad boy bubby]

Hey YOU BROUGHT UP THE PORCUPINES, I JUST REPLIED TO IT, you can go fk yourself!!!!
Im taking a break from this my left shoe bid, and going to endorse the right shoe, f**k all you guys

You must be on drugs!
You're having an alltime meltdown!
Why so salty?!?

 

[MugaB]

You must be on drugs!
You're having an alltime meltdown!
Why so salty?!?

Coz Cairns is in my catchment, i dont want the Porcupines in my neighbourhood! Stealing our players and smoking all my drugs, and raping our women, and graffiting on our brand new shinny stadia, we threw down this turf... now we're beter than that ol shithole, better than all of Y'all!!

 

[MugaB]

My left shoe has decided on taking on a few games in Toronto and Vancouver in a yearly event to bolster the game into the Canadian Market, Our research has shown, and we've realised that only Canadians are scared of our mascot Sassy the sasquatch, and that to garner that fear we need more Canadians involved with the club, so its my pleasure to introduce our 2nd mascot to partner our female sassy ..... the male super trooper







Feather duster!!!! Sukrebleu!!!

 

[Pippen94]

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Coz Cairns is in my catchment, i dont want the Porcupines in my neighbourhood! Stealing our players and smoking all my drugs, and raping our women, and graffiting on our brand new shinny stadia, we threw down this turf... now we're beter than that ol shithole, better than all of Y'all!!

Blood sport!!

 

[MugaB]

Blood sport!!

Saltiness in my eyes

 

[MugaB]

Hopefully they don't run on a shoe string budget

The government is paying for the whole kit and kaboodle to BOOT!!!
Lets hope that they aren't taking from peter to give to paul, i mean we have to think of the children, they need suitable footwear and clean water, more than they need a left foot team to root for!

 

[MugaB]

Just found out the The Bears are looking to strike up a deal with the My left Foot bid, they have some non negotiables though, the colors stay, the mascot stays, and the 2 NSO games stay, but theyll all be based in sunny Hobart, with a few trial games in Geelong.
They've even conceeded to call themselves the "My Left FootBears", in a hope to have the controling stake in the licence, otherwise the other option for them is to go it alone, as the "Right Up My Bears foot"

 

[Foreign Legion]

"My Left consortium has been in official contact with NZ-Christchurch Bid

"Watch this space"

 

[MugaB]

The My Left Shoe bid is still alive, although they have been thinking of changing the mascot to an UGG since its a winter sport, whilst also having the jerseys material made with ugg boot sheep wool, in hopes of keeping the players nice and warm, in the proposed roofed Christchurch stadium....
Here is an AI render of the the jersey

Special edition comes with this hood, instead of the usual players collar

BOOT UP LEFTIES!!!

 

[flippikat]

I've found the perfect solution to NZ's 2nd NRL team.

A Hutt Valley bid, playing out of three home grounds - Petone Rec, Hutt Rec & Fraser Park.

Mascot TBC, but looking at traditional Hutt Valley colours of green & gold, as they probably rate well with Aussie focus groups.

 

[MugaB]

I've found the perfect solution to NZ's 2nd NRL team.

A Hutt Valley bid, playing out of three home grounds - Petone Rec, Hutt Rec & Fraser Park.

Mascot TBC, but looking at traditional Hutt Valley colours of green & gold, as they probably rate well with Aussie focus groups.

Left foot bid.... stay on topic hawhaw

 

[flippikat]

Left foot bid.... stay on topic hawhaw

Well we're certainly open to a joint venture with Left Foot.

How does "Hutt Valley Kick-Punchers" sound? Logo can be a left-foot smashing someone in the guts

 

[Brian potter]

Is it ok to talk geopolitics in here?

 

[reanimate]

Is it ok to talk geopolitics in here?

Yeah it is, I don’t think the bid should be about left shoes, I think it should be about right shoes.