NAPLAN 2019

[blacksafake]

This is all a Millward mess

 

[muzby]

2 fathers and 2 sons head off to watch the Dragons at WIN stadium.

When they arrive and try to buy grandstand tickets, they are told that there are only 3 left.

They buy all 3 and head inside where each person sits in their own seat, and no-one misses out.

How is this possible?

 

[muzby]

After a loss, Mary exits the coaches box and turns west, moving at 1.5m per second.

A disgruntled fan, standing 5m east of the coaches box spies Mary 3 seconds later and hurtles abuse at him, which travels at 10m per second.

How far away from the coaches box is Mary before he hears the insult?

 

[Belta]

Grandfather, father and grandson?

 

[merahputih]

After a loss, Mary exits the coaches box and turns west, moving at 1.5m per second.

A disgruntled fan, standing 5m east of the coaches box spies Mary 3 seconds later and hurtles abuse at him, which travels at 10m per second.

How far away from the coaches box is Mary before he hears the insult?

Not far enough.

 

[muzby]

The Dragons attack down the right hand side of the field with 5 players.

The opposition only has 3 players scrambling in defence on that side.

An overlap of how many players will be wasted by Aitken on this play?

 

[Belta]

After a loss, Mary exits the coaches box and turns west, moving at 1.5m per second.

A disgruntled fan, standing 5m east of the coaches box spies Mary 3 seconds later and hurtles abuse at him, which travels at 10m per second.

How far away from the coaches box is Mary before he hears the insult?

11.1 metres?

 

[Belta]

The Dragons attack down the right hand side of the field with 5 players.

The opposition only has 3 players scrambling in defence on that side.

An overlap of how many players will be wasted by Aitken on this play?

None Aitken scores and his contract is immediately extended for a further 5 years

 

[muzby]

Jason has twice as many jerseys as Adam, but has only half as many jerseys as Mark.

Given that Mark has 1.5 times the number of Jerseys as Steve, how many jerseys does each fan have?

And does the answer change if one of them is a Steelers jersey?

 

[muzby]

The kiosk at Kogarah ordered in 1,000 pies, 10kg of chips and 5 bottles of tomato sauce for a Friday night game.

On average, a bottle of sauce will last for 100 pies OR 2kg of chips.

The kiosks expects to sell 200 pies and 2kg of chips per hour.

If the gates open at 5.30pm, by what time will the kiosk run out of sauce?

 

[Old Timer]

muzby walked into a haberdashery store with the hem of his skirt dragging on the ground
Being a big round blob the circumference of his skirt was indeed large and would need a lot of repair
muzby unfortunately had no money and being from the bottom of Mt Ousley decided that he would just take what he needed and some for good luck.
So how many threads did muzby steel? (subtle pun intended)

 

[SBD82]

muzby walked into a haberdashery store with the hem of his skirt dragging on the ground
Being a big round blob the circumference of his skirt was indeed large and would need a lot of repair
muzby unfortunately had no money and being from the bottom of Mt Ousley decided that he would just take what he needed and some for good luck.
So how many threads did muzby steel? (subtle pun intended)

This NAPLAN idea is working a treat. First post I’ve ever seen of yours that didn’t have a spelling error OT.

Go on, admit it... you went back and gave it a triple check, didn’t you?

 

[Old Timer]

This NAPLAN idea is working a treat. First post I’ve ever seen of yours that didn’t have a spelling error OT.

Go on, admit it... you went back and gave it a triple check, didn’t you?

You obviously sleep in a single bed with the light on marking people’s posts.
Suggest you get s king bed and get another body in it with you and just maybe your OCD with spelling might go away.

 

[blacksafake]

The Dragons attack down the right hand side of the field with 5 players.

The opposition only has 3 players scrambling in defence on that side.

An overlap of how many players will be wasted by Aitken on this play?

None as they’ll crab towards the sideline

 

[SBD82]

You obviously sleep in a single bed with the light on marking people’s posts.

Well I tried it with the light off but it was terribly difficult.

 

[muzby]

This NAPLAN idea is working a treat. First post I’ve ever seen of yours that didn’t have a spelling error OT.

Go on, admit it... you went back and gave it a triple check, didn’t you?

Spelling appears okay but his syntax is completely f**ked..

 

[SBD82]

Spelling appears okay but his syntax is completely f**ked..

I know, but I’m coming at this from a strengths based approach.

OT is obviously lacking confidence. But I feel that if we praise the positives it will give him added motivation to apply himself to other areas as well.

 

[This Year?]

The kiosk at Kogarah ordered in 1,000 pies, 10kg of chips and 5 bottles of tomato sauce for a Friday night game.

On average, a bottle of sauce will last for 100 pies OR 2kg of chips.

The kiosks expects to sell 200 pies and 2kg of chips per hour.

If the gates open at 5.30pm, by what time will the kiosk run out of sauce?

Based on my Kogarah experiences, 5:45pm.

 

[This Year?]

Spelling appears okay but his syntax is completely f**ked..

not **.
It's uc.

 

[muzby]

muzby walked into a haberdashery store with the hem of his skirt dragging on the ground
Being a big round blob the circumference of his skirt was indeed large and would need a lot of repair
muzby unfortunately had no money and being from the bottom of Mt Ousley decided that he would just take what he needed and some for good luck.
So how many threads did muzby steel? (subtle pun intended)

Trick question.

The circumference of a sphere is related to the centre (think of the equator) so is an independent measurement from the hem of a skirt, which is at the base.

Without further information regarding the length and style of skirt the correct answer cannot be obtained.