NFT- Simpsons quotes

[RABK]

Your thinking of when apu gives homer a 1 hour spray(time elapses like in all cartoons) then finishes with thankyou come again.

 

[Andy]

Homer's Mum: Monty Burns, you're the Devil...

Mr Burns: Who told yo- ooh, I mean - ha ha hah...

 

[CycloneSteve]

Ralph: Me fail English....that's unpossible.

Marge: Homer the plant called and said if you dont come in today dont bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo four day weekend.

Homer: It was an alien Marge, it appeared in front of me and said "Dont be afraid"
Marge: Homer have you been drinking?
Homer: No.....well 10 beers.

Homer: If you don't like your job you dont strike...you just go in everyday and do it half-assed....thats the American way.

And now for my all time favourite.....
Chinese Salesman: Take this object but beware....it carries a terrible curse
Homer: Ooooo thats bad.
CS: But it comes with a free Frogurt
Homer: Thats good!
CS: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: Thats bad!
CS: But you get your choice of topping.
Homer: Thats good!
CS: The topings contain potassium benzoate
Homer just looks at him
CS: Thats bad
Homer: Can I go now?

 

[~bedsy~]

And now for my all time favourite.....
Chinese Salesman: Take this object but beware....it carries a terrible curse
Homer: Ooooo thats bad.
CS: But it comes with a free Frogurt
Homer: Thats good!
CS: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: Thats bad!
CS: But you get your choice of topping.
Homer: Thats good!
CS: The topings contain potassium benzoate
Homer just looks at him
CS: Thats bad
Homer: Can I go now?

:lol: That was funny.

 

[the_knights_rule]

on tonight episode homer says to grandpa:

'you and all your lies.... bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, that thing on my neck is getting bigger'
:lol:

 

[The_Joey_Show]

Homer protecting his pile of sugar...
" In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"

Rupert Murdoch to Bart: "Thanks sonny, you've saved my network"
Bart: "Wouldn't be the first time"

Homer singing his way through a hunger strike:
"I'm dancin' away my hunger pains, movin' my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious way..."

Ralph after Marge pepper-sprays him:
"Even my boogers are spicy"

Homer after jumping into his slimey pool:
"Lisa, The Blob has got me! Don't come any closer or it'll get you too!"

 

[~bedsy~]

Marge- What happened here?
Homer- Oh nothing, just a little incident with the BOOGYMAN!

 

[rock_on_knights]

homer- opperator wats the number for 911?

:lol:

 

[RABK]

:lol: :lol: :lol: There's so many.

 

[Mr Angry]

BEER ME - HOMER

 

[RABK]

Marge quotes.

"You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done."

"Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!"

 

[The_Ben]

One that I use often

"welcome to dumpsville, population....you!"

 

[RABK]

And some lisa ones....

"If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time."

Marge: "I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself."
Lisa: "Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked."

On Nelson: "He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest."

"I am the Lizard Queen!"

"Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."

"Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!"

[Lisa in goal for hockey team]
Lisa: "Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!"

 

[twista]

i like this whole dialogue.

Seymour Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Superintendent Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Seymour Skinner: Oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Superintendent Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Seymour Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Seymour Skinner: Uhh ... Upstate New York.
Superintendent Chalmers: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'
Seymour Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No, it's an Albany expression.
Superintendent Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers bites into a steamed ham.]
Superintendent Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Seymour Skinner: Oh ho ho, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Superintendent Chalmers: For steamed hams ...
Seymour Skinner: Yes ...
Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

 

[funky_pineapple]

Homer: [looks at a bum sleeping in a trash can] "heh heh, just like Oscar the Grouch"

:lol:

That's one of my favourites!

 

[funky_pineapple]

HOMER: (Spitroast pig is rolling down the road on trolley) It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good...... (falls in river and floats downstream) it's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good... (gets stuck in a hole in the dam wall then shoots throught the air) it's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good....

BART: Dad, it's gone.

HOMER: (hangs his head) I know.

 

[Big Tim]

Homer singing to Marge in the Mindy episode: "Oh Margie, You came and you found me a turkey, On my vacation away from Workey"

 

[Gidsgal]

Homer: No tv and no beer makes homer go something something
Marge: Go crazy
Homer: don't mind if i do

 

[Gidsgal]

Have another one

Home finds $20 when he is looking for a peanut under the lounge

oh, $20, but i wanted a peanut

$20 can buy many peanuts

explain

money can be exchanged for goods and services

 

[~bedsy~]

Maggie - Daddy