NFT- Simpsons quotes

[funky_pineapple]

I don't know who keeps saying Spanish Fleet but it's FLEA :!:

 

[tinkerbell]

Mr burnns - we don't have to be adversaries. we both want a fair union contract
Homer's brain - why is mr burns being so nice to me?
Mr burns - and if you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours
Homer's brain - wait a minute, is he coming on to me?
Mr burns - i mean, if i should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's brain - oh my god, he is coming onto me!
Mr burns - afetr all, negotiations make strange bedfellows
Homer's brain - aargh!
Homer - sorry mr burns, I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. sure, i'm flattered, even a little curious, but the answer is no!

 

[legallyblonde]

classic

 

[gullsfan]

Homer to Jane Goodall type primate researcher in upper-crust English accent-
"I notice your home smells of feces"

After Kent and Lou-anne break up-
Milhouse "Can I come home later?"
Lou-anne "There won't be a home later!"

Bart and Lisa fostered by the Flanders' episode x 3
1:Homer "Oh, what I'd give to hear one of Lisa's jazzy tunes -"SAX-A-MA-PHONE...SAX-A-MA-PHONE"
2:Homer reading home made newspaper "Oh!, Todd smells - I already new that"
3: Homer "If I'm goimg to find Flanders, I'm going to have to think like Flanders -"My names Ned and I'm a big four eyed lamo"... to the river!!!"