Last night was pretty stupid.
I'm a tomato sauce fan - I put it on just about everything. Unfortunately I had run out of tomato sauce and my chicken and cheese schnitzel was feeling somewhat plain without it so I hurredly rummaged through the cupboard looking for a new bottle of tomato sauce.
BIG MISTAKE. The cupboard was full of just about everything except for tomato sauce and in my haste, my right elbow knocked a glass bottle from the cupboard (I knocked a glass biscuit barrell from the same cupboard just a few weeks back and know how long it takes to clean up glass).
But the story doesn't end there - this time it wasn't glass with powder or glass containing something dry like rice or coconut - it was soy sauce. I spent more than an hour last night trying to get rid of the soy sauce so I could clean the glass. My fingers are full of glass because, stupid me, I decided to save the paper towels and get an old sponge to mop up the soy sauce, and wring it into a bucket - of course bits of glass was in the sponge when I wrung it, hence I now have cuts on my hands.
I gave up on that idea, used newspapers and tried wiping it all into an area. Eventually I decided to wait until it dried this morning and tackle it with the vacumn cleaner before breakfast - then I mopped up the soy sauce stains on the floor, then had breakfast.
astrogirl said:
I've done many stupid things - though I didn't injure myself during the stupid incident I am about to describe.
On Friday I was heading to the SCG, rushing to meet friends at the gate. Thought about putting my sunglasses on but all I remember was rummaging through my bag.
Found my friends at the gate and decided it would be a good time to put my sunnies on. Reached into my bag and pulled out an empty sunglasses case, and starting berating myself at high volume about bringing an empty case. But guess what. My sunglasses were already on. If my friends previously thought I was sane, well they don't now!
I can be such an idiot.
That sounds like something I would do. It's worse when it is seeing-glasses and you're complaining about not being able to read without your new glasses - "ime for another check-up", the crowd would probably say. Thankfully though that hasn't happened to me, only the sunglasses incident - done it with hats too which is always embarassing.
took a moment to think when my ex girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in an outfit
Key prefix being "ex" - we just can't win Samwise. :lol:
