Nick names for Players and Teams

[bondy064]

Love to hear your nick names for players and teams!!!

Broncos-Ponies
Isral Folau- One trick pony
Justin Hodges- The Grub

 

[Glen from the Mount]

I thought Paul Gallen was "The Grub"?

 

[God-King Dean]

Just add an 'ey' to every players name.

 

[Liam]

Just add an 'ey' to every players name.

Mickeyey Paea?

 

[AILD]

Mickeyey Paeaey.

 

[kia ora storm]

The Proctorcoligist - Kevin Proctor.
Bunnings - Brett White.
The Accountant - Cameron Smith.
Peru - Jeff Lima

 

[typicalfan]

An oldie but a goodie.

Robbie O'verdose = Robbie O'Davis

Cheshire Cat = Frank Pritchard

Drinky Drinky = Todd Carney

Drinky Drinky 2 = Brett Seymour

Potato = Feleti Mateo (there is also another one probably not suitable on here)

Prepubescent = Lachlan Coote

and I often call Darius Boyd SURRRRREEEENNNDDDEEERRRRRR

 

[gong_eagle]

Tony Williams = Eeyore

 

[KiWi_BoI_15]

A few good ones from waaaaay back..

http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=177837

 

[innsaneink]

whatsapacketa

 

[playdaball]

Alfie LANGER = Horse

 

[badav]

Did the Broncos take a sh*t on your front lawn or something bongy064

 

[Timmah]

The General (Luke Patten)
El Magic (Hazem El Masri)
J Moz (Josh Morris)
Jammer (Jamal Idris)
Lord Bryson (Bryson Goodwin)
Dropberts (Ben Roberts)
Noddy (Brett Kimmorley)
DJ (Daniel Holdsworth)
Polar Bear (Ben Hannant)
Grub (Mick Ennis)
Hodgo (Michael Hodgson)
Luva (Jarrad Hickey)
Armpit (Chris Armit)
Beastwood (Greg Eastwood)
Buddy (Yileen Gordon)
Bobcat (Andrew Ryan)
Moz (Brad Morrin)
Staggy (David Stagg)
Agro (Gary Warburton) - see why, click here.

 

[Jason Maher]

I always liked Roy and HG's nicknames:

The Brick with Eyes - Glenn Lazarus
The Unmade Bed - Andrew Johns
Adolf - Brad Fittler
About to cut loose - Brad Fittler
Freddie Kroeger - Brad Fittler
Smiths Crisps - the Smith brothers
Cheese and Chives - Darren Smith
Salt and Vinegar - Jason Smith
The 2 Dollar Coight - Mark Coyne
Debbie - Brett Dallas
The Penalty Puller - Tony Hearn
FUB - Mark Gasnier
Over the Hill - Terry Hill
Under the Hill - Scott Hill
The Sook - Steve Menzies
Backdoor Benny - Ben Elias
Petrol 70 Cents a Litre - Petro Civoniceva
The Grateful Head - Martin Lang
Russell Wyer - Jamie Ainscough
The greatest centre partnership of all time - John Skardon and Adrian Vowels
The Squirrell Grip Man - Martin Bella
Call Me Cam - Cameron Smith
Hello Sailor - Dell
The Poo in the Shoe - Julian O'Neill
The Golden Shower Boy - Julian O'Neill
Raw Boned Country Lad - Craig Fitzgibbon
Steamin' and Rollin' - Stacey Jones
The fart with a whistle - Kelvin Jeffes
The Tap - Mark Geyer
The Tap Two - Matt Geyer
The Germans - Manly
The Allies - St. George
The Cumquot - Kevin Walters
Dish Head - Greg Dowling

 

[amaline]

Presto (Preston Campbell)
Zip Zip, TP, Zilly (William Zillman)
Flash Gordon (Kevin Gordon)
Esi (Esikeli Tonga)
Froggy (Brett Delaney)
Divy (David Mead)
Texas (Chris Walker)
Rat (Mat Rogers)
Princey (Scott Prince)
Bull (Luke Bailey)
Friendy, The Hobbit( Nathan Friend)
Hendo (Michael Henderson)
Boof (Anthony Laffranchi)
Mini (Mark Minichiello)
Haro (Ashley Harrison)
Bubba (Aaron Cannings)
Wheels (Josh Graham)
Wilbur (Will Matthews)
Big Red (Brad Myers)
Chalky (Luke O'Dwyer)
Whitey (Matthew White)
Tags (Sam Tagataese)
Cretey (Daniel Conn)

 

[GongPanther]

I always liked Roy and HG's nicknames:

The Brick with Eyes - Glenn Lazarus
The Unmade Bed - Andrew Johns
Adolf - Brad Fittler
About to cut loose - Brad Fittler
Freddie Kroeger - Brad Fittler
Smiths Crisps - the Smith brothers
Cheese and Chives - Darren Smith
Salt and Vinegar - Jason Smith
The 2 Dollar Coight - Mark Coyne
Debbie - Brett Dallas
The Penalty Puller - Tony Hearn
FUB - Mark Gasnier
Over the Hill - Terry Hill
Under the Hill - Scott Hill
The Sook - Steve Menzies
Backdoor Benny - Ben Elias
Petrol 70 Cents a Litre - Petro Civoniceva
The Grateful Head - Martin Lang
Russell Wyer - Jamie Ainscough
The greatest centre partnership of all time - John Skardon and Adrian Vowels
The Squirrell Grip Man - Martin Bella
Call Me Cam - Cameron Smith
Hello Sailor - Dell
The Poo in the Shoe - Julian O'Neill
The Golden Shower Boy - Julian O'Neill
Raw Boned Country Lad - Craig Fitzgibbon
Steamin' and Rollin' - Stacey Jones
The fart with a whistle - Kelvin Jeffes
The Tap - Mark Geyer
The Tap Two - Matt Geyer
The Germans - Manly
The Allies - St. George
The Cumquot - Kevin Walters
Dish Head - Greg Dowling

A memorable collection,jason.

A couple more:

Dale 'Skeletor" Shearer.

John "The Burning Map" Cartwright.(From the opening to the TV series 'Bonanza")

Timana "Tim-Tam" Tahu.

Ian "The Cabonassi Kid" Roberts.

Paul "I think I've said this before Roy,but don't The Poms hate Sirro?" Sirronen

"Tee-Hee" Terry Hill (In S.O.O.,every time Hill got the ball,Roy & HG would go silent untill possession changed to someone else.)

 

[Jason Maher]

A memorable collection,jason.

A couple more:

Dale 'Skeletor" Shearer.

John "The Burning Map" Cartwright.(From the opening to the TV series 'Bonanza")

Timana "Tim-Tam" Tahu.

Ian "The Cabonassi Kid" Roberts.

Paul "I think I've said this before Roy,but don't The Poms hate Sirro?" Sirronen

"Tee-Hee" Terry Hill (In S.O.O.,every time Hill got the ball,Roy & HG would go silent untill possession changed to someone else.)

Oh bugger, I forgot the greatest nickname they ever gave to a player:

The Datsun 180B (so many options) - Dale Shearer

They also gave Rod Wishart the silent treatement when Tezza wasn't there.

I also loved it when NSW won in 2000 and they were congratulated for doing so with only 12 men - and Ainscough.

 

[petetheileet]

Darius the great
B Moz
Coops
Beau Tie
Dell
Sowie
Hornbag
Frank
Feinish
Horse

Saints Back Rowers are too tough for nicknames

 

[thehattrickrabbit]

Scott "I Paddle" Dureau

 

[_Johnsy]

Gold Coast Titans = 4th time lucky.