Nintendo DS Lite

[St. Brett]

So, thismorning right, I'm riding around, minding my own, passes this plastic looking piece 'a sh*t, thought nothing of it.
A little pen-pointer was with it on the side.

Went about 10 yards further and thought, that's a cosmetic case.
Then I'm like......Hmm, what was that?

Went back picks it up and here's this friggin' double screened Nintendo DS or DI, or something.

Anyone know anything about 'em?

It has a USB jack connection so can I connect my Sony video camera USB into this mother f*cker, or what?
There's a Mario Kart game in it.

What else can you do with them?

I don't know sh*t about 'em.

What have I stummbled upon here exactly?
What do you know about 'em?

I'll probably give it to my brother's kids although they've got the latest PS3 game with the NRL their favourite.

Are these things any good?

What else can you do with them?

 

[Sir Biffo]

You can turn them in at a police station if it's not yours.

 

[St. Brett]

You've gotta be f*cking kidding, guy!
Guy, what's your f*cking problem, guy!
I'm honest but not that honest.

Bar from this, what else are these things capable of?

People lose sh*t they should be punished.

 

[Tom Shines]

Surf the net apparently.

 

[ozbash]

my daughters got a DS, you can upload games onto them off the net.
play music and maybe vid.

should have an sd card somewhere on/in it.

 

[adamkungl]

my daughters got a DS, you can upload games onto them off the net.
play music and maybe vid.

should have an sd card somewhere on/in it.

yay piracy.

The DS is the successor to the old Game Boy. It plays video games.
With the right stuff, you can pirate games, as ozbash mentioned. But you shouldn't

 

[St. Brett]

Well, today I came in town to buy some accessories for my new DS lite.
That's right I'm going to keep it.

I was just in EA games and the range of games you can choose from is very poor.

I end up getting some Castlevania thing and a Boxing one as well.

They don't sell the basic original old NES games like Zelda 2 or Castlevania 1, 2 or 3.
I'm old school Nintendo and don't fly all this new modern sh*t.

I couldn't even get Tetris.

The machine I found has some revolution chip in it that stored Mario kart and Mario world, or was it Koopa's world? Either way the graphics are awesome and Mario turns into this giant and smashes everything in his path.
The first level castle boss is easy and falls into lava and I swear it looks like Terminator 2.

The battery recharger was only $20 quid.

Ozbash.....ask your daughter what games to recommend.
They look poor to me in the shop.
It's all this oversized Lego type sh*t.

Can we just go back to what Sir Biffo said the other day.
Sir Biffo, were you quoted as saying hand it in to the police were you not?

Let me tell you a story, Sir Biffo.

Let me take you back to 1990, year 10, Ashcroft High, right?

There we were, 9am, assembly in the quadrangle, the principal gets up on the podium, tells us all that some girl student traveling from Liverpool (in an Oliveries bus) to Ashcroft, found a wallet containing more than $700 dollars.
She handed it in to the principal, who in turn gave it back to the clumsy dopey-ass prick who lost it.

Do you know what that girl got in return for her efforts?
A gold card!
Now, a gold card, in the day, was just a pass that let you get in line first at recess at the cafeteria right, or, or your own personal space in the library and sometimes a 5 minute early mark.
It was a bullsh*t exchange.
Now, for the rest of her schooling days she was known as The F*ckwit.
You'd see her walking around the halls of Ashcroft and you'd rub your mate, point and go, hey, there's The F*ckwit.
If I hand the DS Lite in to authorities I'll be known as.....The F*ckwit.

I nominate Sir Biffo for the lower social scale section in this years League Unlimited dumbass awards.

 

[Sir Biffo]

If it makes you sleep better at night you can nominate me for an imaginary award.

You're a very strange person for someone around the age of 35.

 

[St. Brett]

Sir Biffo

You're just jealous because I'm the owner of MY Nintendo DS Lite and you don't possess one....because you're a cheap ass.

That's all it comes down to.

I'd appreciate it if you removed yourself from the conversation please, Biffo....I don't like you.

If you wanna get in my good books then proof read my letter to New Idea.

Hang on...I'll go get it.
BRB.

 

[Non Terminator]

...wow.

 

[TiggaPlease]

St Brett, get one of these for your new DS

http://www.r4ds.com/

 

[St. Brett]

TiggaPlease

Yer, that's the thing that was in it, but I think the one I've got has a giraffe or animal on it and the words Revolutionary something something.

What I do know is the one I found had 5 or 6 games included in it.

Mario Kart.
Koopa's world which was priced at $69 in the shop this morning.
Sonic Vs. Mario.
Mario Olympics.
2 other games as well.

Understand I'm not savy with these things and it's a shame it takes 6 hours to charge.

And they're only 200 bucks. I thought they were more pricey.

I think there's something I'm not pressing as this thing has to do more than what I've seen so far.
They're not that good.
The PS3 is the newest thing, right?

By the way.....that's MY Nintendo DS Lite below.

I decided to keep it.

Hey! Biffo!

Proof read this for me.

New Idea.
Psychic Kelvin Cruickshank contradicts himself on page 112 in New Idea Oct 10.
Quote, when we pass over, our soul releases all burdens, judgments, resentments and grudges.
The soul releases these things to help understand the experiences we have on Earth.
Your mother is telling me she’s sorry.
Isn’t that a judgment?
A few weeks back someone sent in a photo to one of these Sheila magazines of a little boy holding a vacuum and a dust mote was captured in the happy snap, so the psychic of the day happily lead the reader into thinking it was deceased grandmother.
I can’t tolerate stupidity and it grinds my sh*t how gullible your readers are!
Get knotted!

 

[simmo1]

If you wanna get in my good books then proof read my letter to New Idea.

Don't let Biffo do it, he'll probably just give it to the police or something. If you want it done right, then give it to me.

 

[St. Brett]

Simmo1

Yer, well I just re-read it myself and it doesn't make an ounce of sense.
Nevermind.

Do you know how hard it is to get in TV week in the letters section?

Practically impossible.

I better get going.

Don't be a stranger now.

P.S. umm, a woman stabbed herself in Liverpool yesterday, just around the corner from where I am right now, do you think it would be rash to go up there filming a skit on the 4 new Smith's flavoured chips where it happened for YouTube?
I can already rule out the coat of arms flavour as I've tasted that chip flavour some where else before.
I'm down to popcorn, Ceasar and Kebab.

That McAngus is really a nice burger, people.Yum.

~out~

 

[Eelementary]

Well, today I came in town to buy some accessories for my new DS lite.
That's right I'm going to keep it.

I was just in EA games and the range of games you can choose from is very poor.

I end up getting some Castlevania thing and a Boxing one as well.

They don't sell the basic original old NES games like Zelda 2 or Castlevania 1, 2 or 3.
I'm old school Nintendo and don't fly all this new modern sh*t.

I couldn't even get Tetris.

The machine I found has some revolution chip in it that stored Mario kart and Mario world, or was it Koopa's world? Either way the graphics are awesome and Mario turns into this giant and smashes everything in his path.
The first level castle boss is easy and falls into lava and I swear it looks like Terminator 2.

The battery recharger was only $20 quid.

Ozbash.....ask your daughter what games to recommend.
They look poor to me in the shop.
It's all this oversized Lego type sh*t.

Can we just go back to what Sir Biffo said the other day.
Sir Biffo, were you quoted as saying hand it in to the police were you not?

Let me tell you a story, Sir Biffo.

Let me take you back to 1990, year 10, Ashcroft High, right?

There we were, 9am, assembly in the quadrangle, the principal gets up on the podium, tells us all that some girl student traveling from Liverpool (in an Oliveries bus) to Ashcroft, found a wallet containing more than $700 dollars.
She handed it in to the principal, who in turn gave it back to the clumsy dopey-ass prick who lost it.

Do you know what that girl got in return for her efforts?
A gold card!
Now, a gold card, in the day, was just a pass that let you get in line first at recess at the cafeteria right, or, or your own personal space in the library and sometimes a 5 minute early mark.
It was a bullsh*t exchange.
Now, for the rest of her schooling days she was known as The F*ckwit.
You'd see her walking around the halls of Ashcroft and you'd rub your mate, point and go, hey, there's The F*ckwit.
If I hand the DS Lite in to authorities I'll be known as.....The F*ckwit.

I nominate Sir Biffo for the lower social scale section in this years League Unlimited dumbass awards.

Yeah...That'll happen if, and only if, you handed the DSi in...

 

[perverse]

comic genius... or deranged lunatic? you decide!

 

[St. Brett]

Perverse

Nethertheless, today I need octopus arms as I'm doing about 10 things at once.

That's me charging my new sh*t about 2 minutes ago.

I don't know whether I'm coming or going.

I'm uploading Lime wire music. Love in an elevator and all of Slayer's sh*t.
I'm uploading me on YouTube wrangling snakes. (uploading on YouTube takes for f*cking ever!)
I'm also on YouTube pushing a trolley from Bunnings.
I show my Nintendo in another YouTube talking about Columbine.
I'm also charging my DS Lite as well.
I'm burning movie to DVD-R.
I'm buying a cali exotic pump attatchment later as my last one broke in a night.
I've a headache.
I forked out 50 quid for an Indiana Jones game.
What else?
It's f*cking 33 again and I hate summer and DLS.
I'm looking forward to our storm thisarvo though.
I also have to buy f*cking savloy and veges later too.

Oh and the 2 games I went and bought the other day, Castlevania ? and a knock out fighting game were f*cking crap and a waste of money.
The gameboy games are f*cked.
That Simpson's game on my Cyclo DS Evolution chip along with The Mario game is god damn awsome.
The charger I bought is cheap and overheats.
I'm willing to bet they catch fire in the longhaul.

And since we're all adults here I decided not to film that Smith's chips thing up on the roof of the carpark where that lady got killed.

 

[TiggaPlease]

St. Brett,

You should download Grand theft auto - chinatown wars.

It's awesome

 

[alien]

(uploading on YouTube takes for f*cking ever!)

Yeah tell me about it!! ](*,)

I'll probably get a Nintendo Wii soon. The new Rugby League game (Rugby League 3) is coming out and I hear that it will only be on the Wii. Also the Wii should be nice and cheap when the christmas specials begin!














P.S. Get knotted!! :lol: