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[Silent Knight]

Surprised you allowed the chain to be long enough that she could make it out the front door.

I gave her enough length to water the flowerbeds.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Get outta here

 

[Silent Knight]

No I like it here. Think I might stay for a while.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Too easy.

 

[9701]

I gave her enough length to water the flowerbeds.

Step it up mate auto sprinklers and remember those automatic mowers you could get

 

[Ozzy]

Back in my day if you wanted to remove a stump from the yard, you'd plant a thick stack of TNT on top of the b*stard and let err' rip. The missus would come ahollering about the shattered windows and the gaping crater in the front yard, but I would just tell her to get back in the kitchen where she belonged. Those were the days.

Seriously SK? Don't you know that you dig a small whole near one of the roots, stick the TNT in the whole and then let her rip? That way the stump is launched and lands in your neighbour's property so now its their problem and you won't have to buy so many new windows.

 

[Silent Knight]

Seriously SK? Don't you know that you dig a small whole near one of the roots, stick the TNT in the whole and then let her rip? That way the stump is launched and lands in your neighbour's property so now its their problem and you won't have to buy so many new windows.

Back in my day I let my balls do the thinking and not my brains sonny Jim. After I got the missus riled up I dragged her chain into the sack and raised a few turnips. Too easy.

 

[Ozzy]

Back in my day I let my balls do the thinking and not my brains sonny Jim. After I got the missus riled up I dragged her chain into the sack and raised a few turnips. Too easy.

And then you put another notch on your belt. :sarcasm:

 

[Silent Knight]

And then you put another notch on your belt. :sarcasm:

It's like you understand me El Paso.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This thread has certainly drawn in the riff raff.

 

[Hallatia]

what are you going to do about that?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This thread has certainly drawn in the riff raff.

what are you going to do about that?

Right on cue.

 

[Hallatia]

don't pretend you don't love me

 

[Silent Knight]

I enjoy the steady pace of life. Sitting out on my front porch in nothing but my dungarees while I breathe in the acrid fumes of the surrounding swamp. Nothing disturbs my peaceful repose except when those damn raccoons cause a ruckus and I have to chase em off with my pitchfork. A bottle of moonshine on the table and my banjo. Too easy.

 

[Ozzy]

I enjoy the steady pace of life. Sitting out on my front porch in nothing but my dungarees while I breathe in the acrid fumes of the surrounding swamp. Nothing disturbs my peaceful repose except when those damn raccoons cause a ruckus and I have to chase em off with my pitchfork. A bottle of moonshine on the table and my banjo. Too easy.

 

[9701]

I bet he hasn't even got any Jimmies for them to be Rustled.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Gunna take the Massey Ferguson up to Cairns for an old fashioned sandwich with the missus and the mistress.


If you know what I mean.

 

[woodyk2]

Cairns is full of black fella's.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Cairns is full of black fella's.

That's good. I live in alice springs and my wife and stepchild is Zimbabwean so I should feel right at home you racist f**kwit.

 

[Silent Knight]

Eat fresh bro. You gotta tap that honey mustard. But at the end of the day you did it for the cookie. So you could shove it in your mouth, shove it in your mouth.