No African Images Legion

[Silent Knight]

You run the Hahn Superdry factory where jimmies get rustled every day?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Taking the hydrofoil out on Saturday with the missus for a spot of clamming. What's the bet I'll still post on LU all day.

 

[Silent Knight]

I'd say the odds are... too easy.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I need an upper inner thigh rub.

 

[Dani]

I need a tit rub.

 

[woodyk2]

No fear of that. I can't stand that turncoat, Knights deserting, Johnny-come-lately Manly scum.

You on the other hand are my favourite crabby, cantankerous, billy goat hating troll under the bridge. I just came in here to get my NAIL fix.

Oi...I only went for the Knights during the Beagles days...couldnt stand Norfs.Cant say I was passionate about the tinkletails.

 

[Silent Knight]

Oi...I only went for the Knights during the Beagles days...couldnt stand Norfs.Cant say I was passionate about the tinkletails.

Too easy

 

[woodyk2]

Did good.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

 

[Silent Knight]

 

[dogslife]

I look forward to the day the great man reaches 100,000 posts

 

[AlwaysGreen]

There will be a public holiday.

 

[Misanthrope]

Why have I never read this thread before? I love it!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Back in my day it was considered uncouth and barbaric to discuss lesbianism in public. Anyone who did so would be beaten unconscious by the police, thrown into a grotty jail cell to rot and have their name besmirched mercilessly in the tabloids.

 

[Hallatia]

:lol: barbaric to discuss lesbianism

 

[Misanthrope]

I got beat up by a kid when I was in the third grade for calling him a Lezzo Lord. He claimed it was an insult to his sex. I'm not sure either of us knew what a lesbian was at the time.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I detest wordplay. I find it unseemly.

 

[Silent Knight]

Another epic Morpeth Mud Crabs win in the Soxtrap Cup. Nothing can stop us now!

 

[Silent Knight]

Back in my day if you wanted to remove a stump from the yard, you'd plant a thick stack of TNT on top of the b*stard and let err' rip. The missus would come ahollering about the shattered windows and the gaping crater in the front yard, but I would just tell her to get back in the kitchen where she belonged. Those were the days.

 

[9701]

Back in my day if you wanted to remove a stump from the yard, you'd plant a thick stack of TNT on top of the b*stard and let err' rip. The missus would come ahollering about the shattered windows and the gaping crater in the front yard, but I would just tell her to get back in the kitchen where she belonged. Those were the days.

Surprised you allowed the chain to be long enough that she could make it out the front door.