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[AlwaysGreen]

After watching Good Charlotte advertising KFC on the tv I've all of a sudden got a hankering for Red Rooster.

 

[Hallatia]

the ad I hate the most is the one where some guy actually takes them to the cricket and he is trying to teach them how to appeal. I think I officially will never eat KFC again after that abomination

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm often asked advice about women and relationships. My advice is simple: treat your women like you would your tractor - keep her warm and well lubricated and don't be afraid to work her hard.

 

[BDR]

don't forget regular servicing

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm often asked my opinion on situation-comedies. My top ten situation-comedies of all time are:
10. All Together Now, starring the great Stevey Jacobs
9. Perfect Strangers, I was so happy watching this show I did the dance of joy.
8. Charles in Charge, Scott Baio is my type of nanny.
7. Blossom. Nuf sed.
6. Mike & Molly, I can foresee the hilarious fat jokes going on until the next millennium.
5. 2 Broke Girls, just a wonderful half hour of entertainment.
4. Family Matters. The Winslow family were alright.
3. Hey Dad. If Nudge and Betty weren't funny enough you had Robert Hughes getting his hand into all sorts of mischief!
2. How I met your mother. Tremendously funny and original stuff.
1. Schlinder's list.

So that is my top ten list of situation-comedies.

 

[Ozzy]

the ad I hate the most is the one where some guy actually takes them to the cricket and he is trying to teach them how to appeal. I think I officially will never eat KFC again after that abomination

I don't eat KFC at all but that advert is definitely rubbish.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

My NFL career ended one cold and misty Sunday in a little town off the coast of San Jose. It was the big dance, the granddaddy to beat all granddaddies. Kick off time came and I ran onto the field to join my team mates in our traditional pre game hoorah but I never got to the field. Between the dressing rooms and the gridiron were seven hundred thousand assorted people milling on the sideline and try as I might I could not get through them and onto the field. By the time I did 11 and a half hours later the game was into the third quarter and I had ruptured my groin.


I have never watched a game or eaten a Dagwood dog since.

 

[dogslife]

I find your life fascinating AG

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Who the hell drinks Sarsaparilla?

 

[9701]

Who the hell drinks Sarsaparilla?

QLDerpers drink the crap, they even have something called double sars (im thinking thta tastes twice as bad)

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Silent Knight aka Mrs Bunniesman aka Non Contributing merkin.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Who the hell drinks Sarsaparilla?

Hey Charlie Horse, I just had a Dr Peppers, and it was horrid. And I'm not talking Sarah Jessica Parker horrid I'm talking Susan Boyle bonking Tony Abbott horrid.

See you at the flicks tonight.

 

[dogslife]

The genuine American Dr. Pepper isn't too bad. The shit they brew here is horrid

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I haven't said anything in this thread that is a lie.

You're just being hysterical and abusive at me for the sake of it.

I don't like you, I don't want anything to do with you. I think you're a mean person that is picking on me for no reason.

If I'm the terrible person you think I am surely we'd both be happier if you put me on ignore.

Oh well, I can't put you on ignore to save myself from seeing your abusive nonsense, but from now on I simply won't respond to your ranting.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I haven't said anything in this thread that is a lie.

You're just being hysterical and abusive at me for the sake of it.

I don't like you, I don't want anything to do with you. I think you're a mean person that is picking on me for no reason.

If I'm the terrible person you think I am surely we'd both be happier if you put me on ignore.

Oh well, I can't put you on ignore to save myself from seeing your abusive nonsense, but from now on I simply won't respond to your ranting.

Shut up Jerk. No one cares.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

See, now you're being mean to me again. Why don't you just leave me alone?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I said shut up jerk.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

AlwaysGreen's pre season almanac.
Brisbane - should play most Friday nights 11th
Canberra - Can they go all the way? No. 1st
Canterbury - I predict Ben Barba to score 67 tries. 3rd
Cronulla - Will finally break their duck. 16th
Gold Coast - will fire when they sign Steve Matai for $3million a season. 15th
Manly- They hate everybody and nobody cares. 12th
Melbourne - the dark horse of the competition. 14th
Newcastle - Silent Knight's team. Nuf sed. 17th
New Zealand - soxstrap of a team. 9th
Parramatta. Two words: Ricky Stuart sucks. 2nd
Penrith. Gus is rustling westie jimmies. 7th
Souths - GI is the HAH of RL. 6th
St G I. Is Bellamy coming to the merged? 16th
Sydney Roosters. Have a great team on paper, toilet paper! Hahahahahahaha, that's a classic 4th
Wests Tigers - I'm sick of this now, I don't know 12th.

 

[BDR]

Why no Cowboys

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If you want accuracy read the daily telegraph.


North Queensland: I like their shirts. 5th.