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AlwaysGreen

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Anyone who drinks alcohol has sold themselves to the devil and will spend their afterlife in the bottom of hell giving blow jobs to Hitler and Lassie.

I have spoken.
 

AlwaysGreen

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An Ode to Tennis.

Quiet please.

You must have complete silence when you serve. Complete silence. Yet brain surgeons, thoracic surgeons, pilots, air traffic controllers seem to go alright when it's noisy.

I love tennis. It signifies that the football season is close.

Tennis. Bounce that ball, grunt like a pig, demand complete silence. Fake injury.

Tennis.
 

Hallatia

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the grunting defeats the purpose of the silence, what makes less sense is golfers requiring silence
 

AlwaysGreen

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An ode to golf.

I walk.
I hit a small white ball.
I walk again.
I hit the ball.
Do not photograph me swinging.
Do not talk.
I walk.
I hit the ball.
 

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