Non-eels footy stuff

[T.S Quint]

Surely that’s a euphemism?

You mean ‘Shady Palms’?

 

[Gary Gutful]

*sticky

 

[Twizzle]

*sweaty palms

 

[Haynzy]

*salty plums

 

[Gronk]

Rugby League World be like

Spoiler

 

[Old tiger 79]

Goodbye, his a grub

 

[Noise]

@hindy111 were you on the other side of the wall?
https://www.news.com.au/sport/sport...l/news-story/f6196857436852b2aee3072f805e1b91

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Is the implication that there was a glory hole and he thought a female identifying person was on the other side?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

@hindy111 were you on the other side of the wall?
https://www.news.com.au/sport/sport...l/news-story/f6196857436852b2aee3072f805e1b91

I started reading this and was thinking 'big deal'...then he drops the line 'unfortunately they put a bloke on the other side of the wall'. I'm still struggling to contain myself. You couldn't make this up.

Hope he's ok.

 

[Noise]

Is the implication that there was a glory hole and he thought a female identifying person was on the other side?

Lol yep I believe so.

Edit: definitely so

 

[hineyrulz]

I shouldn’t laugh but lol.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is the implication that there was a glory hole and he thought a female identifying person was on the other side?

I think he tought Nathan was on the other side but it was Ivan.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

With that chin there's no way he could get his mouth close enough.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Good point.

 

[hineyrulz]

With that chin there's no way he could get his mouth close enough.

Yep, no one has a Johnson that long.

 

[84 Baby]

But imagine rubbing it against that chin

 

[hineyrulz]

But imagine rubbing it against that chin

You’d need 3 Mandingo’s to completely cover it.

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gronk]

https://www.nrl.com/news/2020/12/11/nrl-announces-rule-changes-to-make-game-more-entertaining/

The NRL has announced several rule changes for the 2021 Telstra Premiership season to make the game "faster, more free-flowing, entertaining and unpredictable".

The changes are:

• the introduction of a two-point field goal for kicks taken from more than 40 metres out;
• six-again to be called for 10-metre infringements;
• penalties for teams if they leave a scrum before a referee calls "break";
• a play-the-ball restart if the ball or player with the ball goes over the sideline;
• The Bunker will now review replays after an on-field referee awards a try but a conversion attempt will not be allowed until it gets the green light;
• injured players will be interchanged if a trainer ask for play to be stopped;
• when a captain's challenge is inconclusive a team will not be docked for an unsuccessful attempt;
• and a handover will be ordered when a player does not make a genuine attempt to play the ball correctly with their foot.

 

[Incorrect]

Oi, @Gary Gutful Some bloke named Ryan Papenhuyzen scored 35 stableford points at my club today... I am reliably informed he was refused entry to the clubhouse courtesy of having a rubbish haircut...