Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

Lynnsanity back on

 

[hybrideel]

Well how did it f**king go FFS?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Just one out of my archives.....
Once there was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved dolphins. (When I say he loved dolphins though, I’m not talking about in any kind of “sick” way; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inventive genius, he came up with a serum that would make dolphins live forever!

Of course he was ecstatic. But he soon realised that, in order to mass produce this serum, he would need large amounts of a certain compound that was only found in nature in the metabolism of a rare South American myna bird. Carried away by his love for dolphins, however, he decided that he would go to the zoo and steal one of these birds.

As he was arriving at the zoo an elderly lion was escaping from its cage. The Lion’s name was Leo, which wasn’t too original of a name for a lion if you ask me, but it’s probably not important to the story. Anyway, the zoo keepers were alarmed and immediately began combing the zoo for the escaped animal, unaware that it had simply lain down on the sidewalk and had gone to sleep since it was the Lion’s regular naptime anyway.

Meanwhile, the marine biologist arrived at the zoo and stole his bird. He was so excited by the prospect of helping his dolphins that he stepped absent mindedly over the sleeping lion on his way back to his car. Immediately, 15 policemen converged on him and arrested him for the crime of transporting a myna across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

I’d delete that from your archives.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

There are less people living in poverty and that (if the conservatives sit the f**k down) renewables will give us a cleaner earth.

Yeah, coal had nothing to do with eliminating poverty...

 

[Gronk]

Yeah, coal had nothing to do with eliminating poverty...

100%. Coal will be recognised posthumously for it’s contribution to society no doubt.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well how did it f**king go FFS?

I stopped watching when the Lynnsanity ended.

 

[hybrideel]

Was it actually Lynnsanity or Lynnmildneurosis

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I think that's a fairer description.

 

[parra pete]

I’d delete that from your archives.

LOL.

Two red blood cells lived inside a racehorse. These two cells were the fittest and fastest red blood cells in the world.

One day they decided to have a race all the way through every vessel in the horse’s body to prove who was the fastest once and for all. Things were going well for most of the race with neither cell gaining a substantial lead. However, when they got close to the heart, one of the cells spotted a section of the bloodstream off to the left that he had been told was a much faster route. When they got there, the first blood cell kept going straight while this second one veered off onto the other stream. Immediately after turning, however, he was ambushed by a virus and eaten.

The moral of the story?:

Never change streams in mid-horse.

 

[Gary Gutful]

LOL.

Two red blood cells lived inside a racehorse. These two cells were the fittest and fastest red blood cells in the world.

One day they decided to have a race all the way through every vessel in the horse’s body to prove who was the fastest once and for all. Things were going well for most of the race with neither cell gaining a substantial lead. However, when they got close to the heart, one of the cells spotted a section of the bloodstream off to the left that he had been told was a much faster route. When they got there, the first blood cell kept going straight while this second one veered off onto the other stream. Immediately after turning, however, he was ambushed by a virus and eaten.

The moral of the story?:

Never change streams in mid-horse.

...and that one!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I use a foam roller a lot to stretch my back but lately I have some serious sternum popping going on.

Not sure what’s going on but it is a bit weird.

 

[Gronk]

I use a foam roller a lot to stretch my back but lately I have some serious sternum popping going on.

Not sure what’s going on but it is a bit weird.

You have floating ribs which are probably doing this. Roller could damage the cartilage you know. Not that I really know much.

 

[Bandwagon]

I use a foam roller a lot to stretch my back but lately I have some serious sternum popping going on.

Not sure what’s going on but it is a bit weird.

That's gotta be a euphemism?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I use a foam roller a lot to stretch my back but lately I have some serious sternum popping going on.

Not sure what’s going on but it is a bit weird.

Too many Shanghai Cravats.

 

[strider]

I hope all the parra boys are watching this inspirational movie on ch 76 right now ... it will turn our season around

 

[Gary Gutful]

You have floating ribs which are probably doing this. Roller could damage the cartilage you know. Not that I really know much.

Damn. You could be right.

Its not sore but I should get someone to take a look at it.

 

[Gronk]

Who is this ?

Spoiler

Worlds fattest man 1880

 

[Gary Gutful]

Who is this ?

Spoiler

Worlds fattest man 1880

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Ian Hewitson?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Who is this ?

Spoiler

Worlds fattest man 1880

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Darrell Brohman? Before Les Boyd smacked him in the chops?

 

[Happy MEel]

Who is this ?

Spoiler

Worlds fattest man 1880

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The Canberra Raiders replacement once Junior signs with us.