Anyone got some advice on the best way to get rid of indian myna birds?? f**kers are shitting all over our outdoor furniture and what not under the pergola. We had a few blokes come out to give us a quote to get some blinds/shutter type things that we could pull down when we're not out there but they cost a small fortune. One of the dudes said, "why dont you just poison the birds and save your money" ... Which got me thinking.... Anyone else dealt with these merkin birds successfully???