Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Happy MEel]

You work in government housing? Does that mean your cooking ice?

They have freezers for that kind of thing.

 

[Avenger]

Have I ever told you merkins how much I love watches? I could deadset buy a watch every month to coincide with my period.

 

[Gronk]

This is my grail watch. I’ve given Mrs Avenger enough hints and if I don’t get it for my 50th I’ll sell some of my collection and buy it myself. It costs about $12k and will appreciate in value.
It’s the legendary Rolex GMT BLNR “Batman”
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I reckon $12k is Ok for GMT. I cant buy anything like that until my kids are finished school. I pay 6 GMTs a year in school fees.

First thing I am going to buy is a vintage Submariner from the year I was born. Amazing watch which is 50+ years old.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Watches, watches, watches.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Watches, watches, watches.

Can someone please move this shit to the watches thread?

 

[Avenger]

I reckon $12k is Ok for GMT. I cant buy anything like that until my kids are finished school. I pay 6 GMTs a year in school fees.

First thing I am going to buy is a vintage Submariner from the year I was born. Amazing watch which is 50+ years old.

Great choice brother. I wish I bought a Sub before my Omega. I just can’t part with the Omega now because it is too sentimental.

 

[Gronk]

#boo

 

[Gary Gutful]

#boo

bs

 

[hindy111]

Not all of them. Quite a few live across the road from where I work in government housing....

Hey I grew up in governmemt housing ffs and I turned out fine.

 

[hindy111]

You work in government housing? Does that mean your cooking ice?

How rude

 

[hindy111]

Watches, watches, watches.

Maybe its a code word for something else just like pizza gate thing.

 

[Bazal]

Hey I grew up in governmemt housing ffs and I turned out fine.

Yeah but did you steal grog, assault people with used syringes, sell drugs, beat up staff in the shopping centre, and so forth?

 

[hindy111]

Yeah but did you steal grog, assault people with used syringes, sell drugs, beat up staff in the shopping centre, and so forth?

No. I had the fear of god and dads belt

 

[Bazal]

No. I had the fear of god and dads belt

Then you weren't one of the type of folks I was referring to...

There's a guy who gets arrested three times a week because he attacked Woolies staff with a syringe when they caught him stealing and is on a bail condition to stay 100m away from the centre, but he still comes down to steal booze...

 

[hindy111]

Then you weren't one of the type of folks I was referring to...

There's a guy who gets arrested three times a week because he attacked Woolies staff with a syringe when they caught up cheating and is on a bail condition to stay 100m away from the centre, but he still comes down to steal booze...

Poor guy. Sound like he had pooor education and a bad upbringing

 

[Bazal]

Poor guy. Sound like he had pooor education and a bad upbringing

No he's just filth.

Sometimes people are just filth, unfortunately...

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I was on the throne this morning.

Like you don't have any royal blood, you f**kn queen.

 

[Dibs]

How rude

Why is that rude? If people weren’t cooking it you wouldn’t be able to smoke it

 

[Gary Gutful]

Did you go for a jog this morning @hineyrulz?

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...a/news-story/8fd38ae88142600898b2faa1101cee1f

Neighbours snap ‘poo jogger’ in the act with night vision camera

NEIGHBOURS have snapped a photo of the infamous “poo jogger” who has been defecating on their path for years.

Residents of an apartment block in the southeastern Brisbane suburb of Greenslopes say they have been plagued for a year by a mystery person repeatedly defecating on their private property.

The unidentified man has been running past the block three times a week and ducking up a privately-owned path “like clockwork” in the early morning and pausing to poo on it.

He is estimated to have committed the act about 30 times in the last 12 months

The neighbours banded together and set up a special night vision camera, and just last week they hit paydirt.

“One of the neighbours set up a night camera and got a few images and so we had a time he was doing it, so then I decided to go and wait with a camera in the and I was there a few mornings and then last Friday I got him,” neighbour Steve, who took the photo, told news.com.au.

“There’s a red light which goes on before the camera’s flash goes of and he saw that and looked at me as the photograph was taken.

“Then he just said, ‘Hello’. At that point I decided to just walk away.”

The photograph shows a grey-haired man with his pants down.

Holding a piece of toilet paper, he is squatting over a concrete path by a brick wall and looking in the direction of the camera.

Steve has since discovered that the man is married, and lives in a well-kept house with a manicured garden not far from the apartment block.

 

[strider]

So he brings toilet paper with him?

Queenslander!