Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gronk]

Red planet and blood red moon say hi.

 

[hindy111]

Red planet and blood red moon say hi.

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I missed it. Can I park at yours next time I go beach?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Alright, which one of you merkins has been playing with matches?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Alright, which one of you merkins has been playing with matches?

I fire up the kettle bbq most saturdays mate. I might have put too much cherry wood in there.

 

[hindy111]

f**k you wont beleive what happend to me. El dick wil love this

 

[strider]

f**k you wont beleive what happend to me. El dick wil love this

A cyclist attacked you?

 

[hindy111]

A cyclist attacked you?

I was sitting at a bar and this candle in a bowl on top shelf full of hot wax fell on top of my head. And I was covered in warm white wax. It was on my face, jacket, hair. It looked like multiple men sprayed there nut all over me. Caked in it.
Unsure how to get this stuff out of my jacket. Any ideas?

 

[Gronk]

I was sitting at a bar and this candle in a bowl on top shelf full of hot wax fell on top of my head. And I was covered in warm white wax. It was on my face, jacket, hair. It looked like multiple men sprayed there nut all over me. Caked in it.
Unsure how to get this stuff out of my jacket. Any ideas?

“Wax”

Put a tea towel over the wax and warm iron it.

Just in case they are really cum stains, tips for removing same are below.

https://lifehacks.stackexchange.com...remove-stains-made-of-semen-from-clothes/3649

 

[hindy111]

It was my retro jacket. You cant buy them anymore. I even had some in my ear

 

[hindy111]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Looks like that table might have been in the Parra dressing sheds at half time last night.

 

[strider]

Im confused ... what was the parrot doing with hot wax?

 

[Gronk]

Trump Jr is dating some chick from Fox News.

Blah blah.

The f**king gun he has.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You mean the one going down his left trouser leg?

 

[Gronk]

You mean the one going down his left trouser leg?

Hmm big guns gives him a chubby ?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

that is one big f**koff gun.,50 cal prolly.

 

[Gary Gutful]

How many KJs is 50 cal?

 

[Noise]

How many KJs is 50 cal?

209 kilojules. Probably not a good idea to eat that gun if you want to lose weight. Better off with a lighter meal like the chick's gun.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Look like they were both trying to bring down some elephants...

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

How many KJs is 50 cal?

About 5.5, depending on the load.