Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

Merkins in WA and Cailfornia think they’re just fine.

Tasmanians have other opinions.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Which one has the greater chance of ending in fisting?

If @TheRam and @hindy111 are playing, there is a 100% in both games.

 

[hindy111]

If @TheRam and @hindy111 are playing, there is a 100% in both games.

That wasn't my fist. It was my penis.

 

[Gronk]

We saw Book of Mormon tonight.

Was funny and poignant at the same time. If you know South Park, then you’ll get what I mean.

Fails to live up to the hype however. No, it’s not funny as f**k. Not even bloody hilarious, but it was clever and funny mostly.

 

[Noise]

We saw Book of Mormon tonight.

Was funny and poignant at the same time. If you know South Park, then you’ll get what I mean.

Fails to live up to the hype however. No, it’s not funny as f**k. Not even bloody hilarious, but it was clever and funny mostly.

Im a big South Park fan and saw it earlier in the year and thought it was funny as f**k. I was pissing myself.

 

[hindy111]

Im a big South Park fan and saw it earlier in the year and thought it was funny as f**k. I was pissing myself.

Id see a doctor amd get some nappies.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Two flies drowned themselves in my beer in the space of 1 min. No sooner had I pulled the first one out before the second one jumped in.

What are the odds?

What’s the protocol now? Do I drink it still?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Two flies drowned themselves in my beer in the space of 1 min. No sooner had I pulled the first one out before the second one jumped in.

What are the odds?

What’s the protocol now? Do I drink it still?

The alcohol will kill any germs.

 

[Bazal]

Two flies drowned themselves in my beer in the space of 1 min. No sooner had I pulled the first one out before the second one jumped in.

What are the odds?

What’s the protocol now? Do I drink it still?

I believe the protocol is to leave it in there and inform the snooty French waiter of its' presence...

 

[hindy111]

Two flies drowned themselves in my beer in the space of 1 min. No sooner had I pulled the first one out before the second one jumped in.

What are the odds?

What’s the protocol now? Do I drink it still?

When I was at Micks last a fly landed into my Red wine. A bottle Mick purchased. He says to me, just drink it you homo. People swallow flies all the time. Ive never swallowed a fly. I poured a new glass.

 

[Gary Gutful]

When I was at Micks last a fly landed into my Red wine. A bottle Mick purchased. He says to me, just drink it you homo. People swallow flies all the time. Ive never swallowed a fly. I poured a new glass.

Why has Mick got so much attitude? He seems like a bit of a merkin if I am being honest.

 

[strider]

Why has Mick got so much attitude? He seems like a bit of a merkin if I am being honest.

He sounds like he is in need of a root

 

[Eelogical]

He sounds like he is in need of a root

I believe he's inflatable, so he'd be getting plenty.

 

[TheParraboy]

8.5 tonnes of fireworks at Sydney?

How many environmentalists and tree huggers were out celebrating them?

 

[TheParraboy]

He sounds like he is in need of a root

turnip , carrot ?

 

[T.S Quint]

Two flies drowned themselves in my beer in the space of 1 min. No sooner had I pulled the first one out before the second one jumped in.

What are the odds?

What’s the protocol now? Do I drink it still?

I believe that means the flies have to shout you a round each.

 

[strider]

turnip , carrot ?

beet

 

[T.S Quint]

turnip , carrot ?

 

[Bazal]

What's Ellen DeGeneres got to do with root vegetables?

 

[T.S Quint]

What's Ellen DeGeneres got to do with root vegetables?

She does a mean roast.