Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bandwagon]

She does a mean roast.

I thought she wasn't a fan of meat.

 

[T.S Quint]

I thought she wasn't a fan of meat.

She loves her some meat curtains.

 

[Gary Gutful]

What's Ellen DeGeneres got to do with root vegetables?

I dare not tell the joke about Ellen DeGeneres rooting vegetables for fear of being given a holiday by the mods.

 

[Gary Gutful]

She loves her some meat curtains.

Wait a minute, what the f**k was I worried about?

 

[Dibs]

Two flies drowned themselves in my beer in the space of 1 min. No sooner had I pulled the first one out before the second one jumped in.

What are the odds?

What’s the protocol now? Do I drink it still?

Let’s be honest, you had drank it before even asking the question

 

[hindy111]

Why has Mick got so much attitude? He seems like a bit of a merkin if I am being honest.

Mick prefers a drink than a root. Reckons rooting is too much hard work

 

[Eelogical]

Let’s be honest, you had drank it before even asking the question

Of course he did. The mincer thought it was a version of spanish fly.

 

[Eelogical]

Mick prefers a drink than a root. Reckons rooting is too much hard work

He's probably right. The splinters from that knothole in your back fence..............

 

[hindy111]

Of course he did. The mincer thought it was a version of spanish fly.

Ffs he said, just take the thing out with a spoon. Not leave it in there but the thought of it made me ill.

 

[T.S Quint]

Wait a minute, what the f**k was I worried about?

Too far?
Surely not even half as bad as some of the stuff El Diablo posts.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Let’s be honest, you had drank it before even asking the question

What's with the avatar of the scoopy mincer that just scooped one to mid off? I hope that isn't a relative.

 

[Dibs]

What's with the avatar of the scoopy mincer that just scooped one to mid off? I hope that isn't a relative.

It is actually and that scoopy mincer had just driven Sammy Jo Johnson to the long off boundary for 4 on the way to top scoring in her first grade debut. Which was a quite a feat since she is a bowler

 

[Gary Gutful]

It is actually and that scoopy mincer had just driven Sammy Jo Johnson to the long off boundary for 4 on the way to top scoring in her first grade debut. Which was a quite a feat since she is a bowler

Nice! I take back the scoopy mincer comment.

 

[Dibs]

Nice! I take back the scoopy mincer comment.

Don’t worry her cranky junior coach has probably said worse

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

What's with the avatar of the scoopy mincer that just scooped one to mid off? I hope that isn't a relative.

It is actually and that scoopy mincer had just driven Sammy Jo Johnson to the long off boundary for 4 on the way to top scoring in her first grade debut. Which was a quite a feat since she is a bowler

There's an expression I like to use at times like this...

 

[84 Baby]

There's an expression I like to use at times like this...

Is it “Bowling, Gary!”

 

[Gary Gutful]

There's an expression I like to use at times like this...

Whats with the mincer in your avatar? Who's Terry?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is it “Bowling, Gary!”

What's with the Lada Niva in your avatar? Is that your car?

 

[84 Baby]

What's with the Lada Niva in your avatar? Is that your car?

It was. Nothing wrong with Russian made

 

[Gary Gutful]

It was. Nothing wrong with Russian made

I suppose...