Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Bazal]

Do we have to vote weekend? I have no idea so Gronk or anyone who does give me a quick run down of who and why.

Draw a big cartoon dick on the ballot paper.

It's as useful as a vote for anyone right now.

 

[Gronk]

Do we have to vote weekend? I have no idea so Gronk or anyone who does give me a quick run down of who and why.

Vote online. Google ivote.

 

[Noise]

Vote online. Google ivote.

Isn't that only for people with special circumstances?

• are blind or have low vision
• are unable to vote without assistance or have difficulty voting at a voting centre because you have a disability or have difficulties reading
• are a silent elector
• live more than 20km from a voting centre
• will be interstate or overseas during election day.

https://www.elections.nsw.gov.au/Voters/Other-voting-options/iVote-online-and-telephone-voting

 

[Happy MEel]

Vote online. Google ivote.

That might make to hard to draw a big cartoon dick. I suppose you could screenshot it and then draw it on using your iPhone afterwards.

 

[Bazal]

That might make to hard to draw a big cartoon dick. I suppose you could screenshot it and then draw it on using your iPhone afterwards.

Yeah, I don't see online voting catching on

 

[Happy MEel]

Isn't that only for people with special circumstances?

• are blind or have low vision
• are unable to vote without assistance or have difficulty voting at a voting centre because you have a disability or have difficulties reading
• are a silent elector
• live more than 20km from a voting centre
• will be interstate or overseas during election day.

https://www.elections.nsw.gov.au/Voters/Other-voting-options/iVote-online-and-telephone-voting

How are they going to know if you’ll be interstate? I’ve already pre-voted by saying I am holidaying.

 

[Gronk]

Isn't that only for people with special circumstances?

• are blind or have low vision
• are unable to vote without assistance or have difficulty voting at a voting centre because you have a disability or have difficulties reading
• are a silent elector
• live more than 20km from a voting centre
• will be interstate or overseas during election day.

https://www.elections.nsw.gov.au/Voters/Other-voting-options/iVote-online-and-telephone-voting

Yeah I’m interstate that day, unless my plans change suddenly.

 

[Noise]

How are they going to know if you’ll be interstate? I’ve already pre-voted by saying I was holidaying.

But you also have difficulty reading so you qualify anyway.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That might make to hard to draw a big cartoon dick. I suppose you could screenshot it and then draw it on using your iPhone afterwards.

Surely you can just send them a dick selfie instead?

 

[Gary Gutful]

But you also have difficulty reading so you qualify anyway.

Ping @Happy MEel - Are you going to going to let this @Noise chump get away with that?

 

[Happy MEel]

Surely you can just send them a dick selfie instead?

That would count as a vote for John Daley wouldn’t it? Not sure if that’s the way I want to go.

 

[Bazal]

Ping @Happy MEel - Are you going to going to let this @Noise chump get away with that?

Probably not, but give him a chance to struggle through reading it first....

 

[Gronk]

Isn't that only for people with special circumstances?

• are blind or have low vision
• are unable to vote without assistance or have difficulty voting at a voting centre because you have a disability or have difficulties reading
• are a silent elector
• live more than 20km from a voting centre
• will be interstate or overseas during election day.

https://www.elections.nsw.gov.au/Voters/Other-voting-options/iVote-online-and-telephone-voting

Have you worked out what a silent elector is yet ?

 

[Happy MEel]

Ping @Happy MEel - Are you going to going to let this @Noise chump get away with that?

Could you explain it for me, having trouble sounding out the word qualify.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Could you explain it for me, having trouble sounding out the word qualify.

I could be wrong but I think he said he is shit at basketball.

 

[Happy MEel]

Have you worked out what a silent elector is yet ?

@Noise probably has legitimate cause for applying as a silent elector due to fears for his safety. A hobo decided to take residence in his car last night, went through his things, stole his gimp mask and smoked some darts...true story.

 

[Happy MEel]

I could be wrong but I think he said he is shit at basketball.

Ah I see. He’s more of a bookworm than an athlete so that makes sense.

 

[Gary Gutful]

@Noise probably has legitimate cause for applying as a silent elector due to fears for his safety. A hobo decided to take residence in his car last night, went through his things, stole his gimp mask and smoked some darts...true story.

Where was his car when this happened?

Does he have a spare gimp mask?

 

[hindy111]

Surely you can just send them a dick selfie instead?

I might send you one instead.

 

[Happy MEel]

Where was his car when this happened?

Does he have a spare gimp mask?

1. Narrabeen. We also know someone whose house got broken into recently in Narrabeen.

2. Not anymore