Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Noise]

The baby looked at you?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

My problem with gyms/working out is that you produce nothing for all that effort. At least hook up the exercise bike to a battery so you can produce electricity. Surely there are more productive ways of expending energy. Also I don't like doing stuff.

 

[Bazal]

My problem with gyms/working out is that you produce nothing for all that effort. At least hook up the exercise bike to a battery so you can produce electricity. Surely there are more productive ways of expending energy. Also I don't like doing stuff.

You produce guns...

 

[Eelogical]

I've seen that video.

*was in

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You produce guns...

But couldn't you produce guns and something else for the same effort? Like a log cabin?

 

[Bazal]

But couldn't you produce guns and something else for the same effort? Like a log cabin?

Maybe if you did a few bicep curls with the logs?

Anyway I really just go to the gym so I can drink more wine. That's the best chance I have with the fairer sex!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

*was in

I take my resveratrol levels seriously.

 

[Eelogical]

My problem with gyms/working out is that you produce nothing for all that effort. At least hook up the exercise bike to a battery so you can produce electricity. Surely there are more productive ways of expending energy. Also I don't like doing stuff.

Gym's are for losers, like taking probiotics and eating kale. Just eat sensibly, get daily exercise and have regular checkups. Of course, hand over your hard earned if convenience is more your style.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Maybe if you did a few bicep curls with the logs?

Anyway I really just go to the gym so I can drink more wine. That's the best chance I have with the fairer sex!

And it's fair enough. I'm a lazy bugger though so the inefficiency irks me.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Gym's are for losers, like taking probiotics and eating kale. Just eat sensibly, get daily exercise and have regular checkups. Of course, hand over your hard earned if convenience is more your style.

I wouldn't put it quite like that but I think you'd get similar results by digging holes in the backyard and then filling them in.

 

[hindy111]

If you went to the gym, you could have guns, and then you would have more success with the ladies

What type of ladies? The women I date are generaly more artsy and find gym junkies unappealing. I prefer women to look natural then all firm and toned.
I also recall an extremely large number of women with fake breats. Those things are horrid. Ever made love to a women with bolt ons? Terrible.

 

[Bazal]

I wouldn't put it quite like that but I think you'd get similar results by digging holes in the backyard and then filling them in.

"Dad! Dug another hole!"

".... It's fillin' with water."

 

[Bazal]

What type of ladies? The women I date are generaly more artsy and find gym junkies unappealing. I prefer women to look natural then all firm and toned.
I also recall an extremely large number of women with fake breats. Those things are horrid. Ever made love to a women with bolt ons? Terrible.

Who said anything about junkies?

Taking a bit of care about your fitness is different to those merkins who go three times a day. Plus they're all on roids anyway

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

"Dad! Dug another hole!"

".... It's fillin' with water."

I've never actually watched it but I'll take a stab and say that's The Castle.

 

[Bazal]

I've never actually watched it but I'll take a stab and say that's The Castle.

What!! You've never watched the f**ken Castle!!!

You're not missing a huge lot really

 

[hindy111]

Who said anything about junkies?

Taking a bit of care about your fitness is different to those merkins who go three times a day. Plus they're all on roids anyway

I guess depends on your job, mines physical. I eat fruit daily and drink only water tea and coffee. Maybe a few beers on weekend but not many. I've been the same weight most my adult life. Atheltic and normal build.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

What!! You've never watched the f**ken Castle!!!

You're not missing a huge lot really

I don't like that dopey Aussie bogan thing that Michael Caton does.

 

[strider]

My problem with gyms/working out is that you produce nothing for all that effort. At least hook up the exercise bike to a battery so you can produce electricity. Surely there are more productive ways of expending energy. Also I don't like doing stuff.

Maybe could hook something up to help replenish all the gravity we are losing

 

[Bazal]

I don't like that dopey Aussie bogan thing that Michael Caton does.

Exist?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Not everything! There’s still the matter of the whereabouts of your wife!

She's in the study doing work while I am bludging.