Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Gary Coleman

 

[hindy111]

Gary Coleman

Did you know he fell down the stairs and died you slack merkin.
What a way for the little bloke to die. You find it funny dont you? He only had small legs you merkin.

 

[hindy111]

That's surprisingly realistic.

I'm going to attack the groin region later tonight.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*every night

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Did you know he fell down the stairs and died you slack merkin. Some reckon his wife pushed him.
What a way for the little bloke to die. You find it funny dont you? He only had small legs you merkin.

He had a short life.

 

[hindy111]

 

[hindy111]

*every night

I meant of the Gary

 

[hindy111]

Voodoo doll

 

[Gary Gutful]

@hindy111 munching on a sausage at the races today...

 

[hindy111]

@hindy111 munching on a sausage at the races today...

Would you prefer the blonde or Colemans ex?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Would you prefer the blonde or Colemans ex?

Is that a trick question?

 

[hindy111]

Is that a trick question?

Yes. Now answer the question merkin.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yes. Now answer the question merkin.

The blonde. I know you'd prefer the ranga.

 

[hindy111]

The blonde. I know you'd prefer the ranga.

Yes I would. Apparently Gary died a virgin.

 

[strider]

Yes I would. Apparently Gary died a virgin.

Do rangas have matching armpit hair?

 

[84 Baby]

FYI those “Doyoueven” ads I’m getting are absolutely mint

 

[strider]

FYI those “Doyoueven” ads I’m getting are absolutely mint

Do you even what? ... Im not getting any

 

[hindy111]

Do you even what? ... Im not getting any

It's ok.
I'm not getting any either.

 

[strider]

It's ok.
I'm not getting any either.

Yeah but i have an excuse, im old ... You are clearly just a dud in the sack

 

[hindy111]

Yeah but i have an excuse, im old ... You are clearly just a dud in the sack

I don't usualy get that far. Last girl I met online was meant to be for dinner, we meet and she says
"So ah maybe we will just get a coffee instead "
That was a f**ked one. Sat there trying to make conversation as she kept checking her watch.