Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hineyrulz]

Ever had a rash from a sweaty anus?
I copped one a few times. I could barely walk.
Summer nights hey

Not a euphemism......

 

[strider]

Ever had a rash from a sweaty anus?
I copped one a few times. I could barely walk.
Summer nights hey

You shouldnt be touching Mik's sweaty anus,of course you will end up with a rash

 

[Gronk]

Mik gave it to me with some gloves.
Said I should keep it in my shed.

I saw a gardening show on the ABC where this merkin gets horns off a bull's head (they did not provide the gory details), fills the horns up with cow/bull shit and buries them in the garden for a period.

Then when he digs them up the stuff inside is some sort of organic fertilizer on steroids.

Mik's turds might work too ?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

fills the horns up with cow/bull shit

So which type was it?

 

[Bazal]

So which type was it?

Sounds like hippy horseshit...

 

[Gronk]

I have a mate who is overseas at the moment. He is a nice fellah but is a huge alcoholic binge drinker and always gets himself in the shit. Can’t stand him when he is drunk.

I’ve tried to help him but I can’t. He’s just keeps making the wrong decisions and always when he is drunk. Even when he is sober he can’t be told and won’t talk about it what the latest f**k up was. Last night it came to a head over something innocuous. I think I may cut him loose. He is so f**king draining.

Good advice mate, thank you.

Some of the decisions he has made is mind boggling. I warn him, he gets the shits. He goes against my advice, does it and extreme shit happens as I predicted.

Last night he wanted to give advice to a mutual mate who is a top bloke with a young family. I told him to stay out of it and he accused me of being a know it all. I basically told him to fix his own shit before giving advice to others. I may of also told him to get f**ked. He accused me of not respecting him. He is right, I don’t and I told him that he is a self inflicted alcohol dependent train wreck. It worked a treat.

Massive monkey off my back.

It sounds like he has an alcohol addiction and an acceptance problem. Sadly he will continue to lose friends over this, probably until he hits rock bottom. Narcissistic personality disorder often goes hand in hand with substance addiction. Pretty hard to deal with an addiction when it's a) not a problem and b) everyone else's fault.

I lost my best mate ever from alcoholism. Horrible disease. He was the opposite of a narcissist. Was the sweetest guy. Grog made him lose his house in Sydney, job, partner and ending up dying alone in Brisbane from organ failure at age 40. I used to talk to him every week and he'd tell me how good he was going. That he was a year clean and loving his new life with a big (hydraulic engineering) firm in Brisvegas. When they found his body the house was full of 100's of empty vodka bottles. He was much loved by all even to the point that the engineering firm started a scholarship named after him.

 

[hindy111]

Sounds like the guy I knew. It was always someone else fault. Never had an alcohol problem. So he was a narcissist?
I just thought he was a tosser.

 

[Avenger]

 

[Gronk]

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Chuti Baba.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

*cutie

 

[Avenger]

I love that type of coffee especially when I’m overseas.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You should f**k off and drink more of it.

 

[Twizzle]

Well some articles I've read suggest otherwise.

how can you have fruit or veg if they weren't pollinated ?

 

[hindy111]

how can you have fruit or veg if they weren't pollinated ?

Poor pollination. So must pollinate but not well...

 

[Twizzle]

Poor pollination. So must pollinate but not well...

huh ? have you got sick bees ?

 

[hindy111]

huh ? have you got sick bees ?

I don't think you know much about gardening.
I grew up on a farm. The flowers do not need bees.They rub against each other.

 

[Twizzle]

I don't think you know much about gardening.

yeh, I already said that, some also self pollinate like corn

 

[Gary Gutful]

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[Bazal]

how can you have fruit or veg if they weren't pollinated ?

@hindy111's zucchinis are the sons of God

 

[hindy111]

@hindy111's zucchinis are the sons of God

Virgin Zucchinis
Strider will love them