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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Gronk, Dec 5, 2015.

  1. hineyrulz

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    Not a euphemism......
     
  2. strider

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    You shouldnt be touching Mik's sweaty anus,of course you will end up with a rash
     
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  3. Gronk

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    I saw a gardening show on the ABC where this merkin gets horns off a bull's head (they did not provide the gory details), fills the horns up with cow/bull shit and buries them in the garden for a period.

    Then when he digs them up the stuff inside is some sort of organic fertilizer on steroids.

    Mik's turds might work too ?
     
  4. Poupou Escobar

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    So which type was it?
     
  5. Bazal

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    Sounds like hippy horseshit...
     
  6. Gronk

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    It sounds like he has an alcohol addiction and an acceptance problem. Sadly he will continue to lose friends over this, probably until he hits rock bottom. Narcissistic personality disorder often goes hand in hand with substance addiction. Pretty hard to deal with an addiction when it's a) not a problem and b) everyone else's fault.

    I lost my best mate ever from alcoholism. Horrible disease. He was the opposite of a narcissist. Was the sweetest guy. Grog made him lose his house in Sydney, job, partner and ending up dying alone in Brisbane from organ failure at age 40. I used to talk to him every week and he'd tell me how good he was going. That he was a year clean and loving his new life with a big (hydraulic engineering) firm in Brisvegas. When they found his body the house was full of 100's of empty vodka bottles. He was much loved by all even to the point that the engineering firm started a scholarship named after him.
     
  7. hindy111

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    Sounds like the guy I knew. It was always someone else fault. Never had an alcohol problem. So he was a narcissist?
    I just thought he was a tosser.
     
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  9. Gronk

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    I love that type of coffee especially when I’m overseas.
     
  12. Poupou Escobar

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    You should f**k off and drink more of it.
     
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    how can you have fruit or veg if they weren't pollinated ?
     
  14. hindy111

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    Poor pollination. So must pollinate but not well...
     
  15. Twizzle

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    huh ? have you got sick bees ?
     
  16. hindy111

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    I don't think you know much about gardening.
    I grew up on a farm. The flowers do not need bees.They rub against each other.
     
  17. Twizzle

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    yeh, I already said that, some also self pollinate like corn
     
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    @hindy111's zucchinis are the sons of God
     
  20. hindy111

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    Virgin Zucchinis
    Strider will love them
     

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