Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Twizzle]

so how did he go, was anyone bored enough to watch the debate ?

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gary Gutful]

PVO is a smug merkin. Would love to see him slapped in the chops with a wet newspaper live on Sky News.

 

[Gary Gutful]

He makes a good point about the plebiscite though...

 

[Gronk]

so how did he go, was anyone bored enough to watch the debate ?

He interrupted her a lot.

She was coached to stay calm but not being over confident.

She got owned a few times, but he got owned more.

Breaking: Donald sniffled a few times which means that he's a coke addict apparently.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Cock addict.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

RIP Max Walker

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...y/news-story/f56a99621b88c507912cd433af8ce227

 

[Gary Gutful]

They are dropping like flies.

Billy Birmingham's next album will have to be 12th Man: From Heaven. Basically just the same shit jokes but with heaven as the setting.

 

[Gronk]

Poor Maxy. One of the nice guys.

 

[Twizzle]

RIP Tangles

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

This great mother f**ker of a cricket bat says goodbye.

RIP Max.

 

[Gronk]

ABC news saying this morning that Max died from an agressive melanoma.

Slip slop slap merkins.

 

[strider]

I have a very good friend who IS very sun smart these days getting treated for melanoma today ... take care from when you are young all you young merkins out there

 

[Gronk]

Believe it or not, this tweet is fact based.

The lunatic from Pauline Hanson's party has a 6 year appointment in the Senate (and a juicy Super'n payout) after receiving just 77 votes.

 

[Gronk]

God Doesn’t Give A f**k Who Gets Married

By The Shovel on September 26, 2016

The Almighty Father couldn’t give two shits which humans want to sign a piece of paper outlining their commitment to each other, it has been revealed.

In a wide-ranging interview about his work, which briefly touched on humanity, God said he really couldn’t care less what people do. “I literally don’t give a shit. I’ve got a million other things to worry about right now, and that’s just on Pluto. Next question please.”

Pressed further on the issue, God became visibly frustrated, saying he had only allowed time for one question per species. “Sorry, explain it again. Two humans want to be recognised by some law that you’ve made up and you’re bringing me into this? You guys crack me up”.

Reminded that there was a passage in the Bible that warned against homosexuality, God laughed. “I also said you shouldn’t cut the corners of your beard. But you guys don’t take that stuff seriously do you?”

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2016/09/26/god-doesnt-give-a-f**k-who-gets-married/

 

[Gary Gutful]

Believe it or not, this tweet is fact based.

The lunatic from Pauline Hanson's party has a 6 year appointment in the Senate (and a juicy Super'n payout) after receiving just 77 votes.

He doesn't just espouse dangerous views. He is actually a certifiable nut job.

I remember watching his first media interview after he arsed his way into the senate. It was incomprehensible. Just a series of weird theories that were vaguely put together without a narrative.

Mind you, he isn't the only lunatic in the senate.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gronk Adds to his Porn Collection

By The Shit Shovel on September 29, 2016

After a record 34 hours straight online, Gronk has added significantly to what is already considered the biggest collection of porn in the Eastern Suburbs.

In a wide-ranging interview about his work, Gronk said he really got on a roll. “I only really stopped a handful of times to post a few tweets on the eels forum and give it to the conservatives. The rest of the time I was balls deep in videos of people f**king.”

Pressed further on the issue, Gronk said that when it comes to his collection every video and image has an equal opportunity. "Black, white, Bi, Straight. I'll download anything. I even got a couple of really good shit-eating animal porn videos last night”.

Reminded that there was a passage in the Bible that warned against collecting porn on the internet, Gronk laughed. “God also said something about being gay as well. But you guys don’t take that stuff seriously do you?”

http://www.theshitshovel.com.au/2016/09/26/gronk-is-a-merkin/

 

[Twizzle]

so that's what Gronk looks like

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I just checked. There's nothing in the Bible about collecting internet porn.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I just checked. There's nothing in the Bible about collecting internet porn.

Of course there is. Don't be ridiculous.