Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Poupou Escobar]

Every where dude

*were

 

[Old tiger 79]

Out for a walk at Woody Pt this morning. This eastern osprey was ripping up a fish on the jetty. I kept just over 1.5 metres away from it. It wasn't concerned about my presence. Nature can sometimes have a way of making your day.
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I’d eat that bird

 

[Old tiger 79]

*were

*where

 

[parra pete]

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old bloke handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room in Albury and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your elbow, ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The bloke replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
He decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my elbow,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your elbow, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

 

[Gronk]

The human resources department at FCB New Zealand encouraged him to bring a "support person" to help cushion the blow, an option that is legally required in New Zealand.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49708570

 

[strider]

The clown made animal balloons ... LOL

 

[Eelogical]

The clown made animal balloons ... LOL

I'd have fired him.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Just when I'd written Gronk off forever.

 

[Eelogical]

Just when I'd written Gronk off forever.

Don't worry, mate. I'm sure there's a room somewhere.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Don't worry, mate. I'm sure there's a room somewhere.

I don't really reply to him much but he's like Chester. I guess I'm Spike.

 

[Old tiger 79]

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The human resources department at FCB New Zealand encouraged him to bring a "support person" to help cushion the blow, an option that is legally required in New Zealand.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49708570

I would’ve sacked the merkin, his a trackhead

 

[Eelogical]

I would’ve sacked the merkin, his a trackhead

Bit hard to do from around Cloncurry way with the dodgy wifi and all.

 

[Old tiger 79]

Bit hard to do from around Cloncurry way with the dodgy wifi and all.

What are you talking about?

 

[Eelogical]

What are you talking about?

Last time I heard you were in outback QLD, or therabouts.

 

[Twizzle]

lol


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!" (Sir Walter Scott, 1808)

 

[Eelogical]

lol


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!" (Sir Walter Scott, 1808)

 

[Old tiger 79]

Last time I heard you were in outback QLD, or therabouts.

Was outside NW of Townsville, I own several drill rigs so my work can take me anywhere were north. I can’t travel at the moment because of the border closures

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Was outside NW of Townsville, I own several drill rigs

*bits

 

[Gary Gutful]

Translated:

I’m outside NW of Sydney in my Mum’s house. I own several butt plugs. I can’t travel at the moment because I lost my licence.

 

[hindy111]

*bits

Tits