Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Whatever the opposite of autocorrect is, I reckon hindyeleven has it running on his phone.

I use a tablet you motherf**ker

 

[hindy111]

I am not undecided ... no dovisions here ... nice firm titties are quite ok

You tricked me

Motherf**ker

 

[Gary Gutful]

Spot on Hindy. They are a pair of motherf**kers.

 

[parra pete]

A wife sent a romantic text to her husband.
She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”

 

[Eelogical]

Who texts while on the toilet? Ewww. Talk about hygiene issues.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Who texts while on the toilet? Ewww. Talk about hygiene issues.

Spoken like a man who needs both hands to get a good grip on the seat.

 

[Eelogical]

Spoken like a man who needs both hands to get a good grip on the seat.

I stand on the seat, whether it's down or not.

 

[parra pete]

I stand on the seat, whether it's down or not.

No good Kangarooing the seat ...The crabs can jump 40 feet.

 

[Eelogical]

No good Kangarooing the seat ...The crabs can jump 40 feet.

Land or marine crabs?

 

[Bandwagon]

I stand on the seat, whether it's down or not.

Is this to prevent an unplanned pregnancy?

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gnarley dude!

P.S. I assume 'gnarley' is still the appropriate bogan surfey descriptor?

 

[Twizzle]

haven't heard it used for a while

its Kai Lenny, he is a big wave specialist

 

[Gary Gutful]

Here's him doing some sort of triangle thing that may or may not mean anything to anybody...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Did you Photoshop the flaccid penis in there?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Here's him doing some sort of triangle thing that may or may not mean anything to anybody...

It's the symbol for unemployable.

 

[hindy111]

Here's him doing some sort of triangle thing that may or may not mean anything to anybody...

I think that's the secret sign for pizza gate....

 

[hindy111]

It's the symbol for unemployable.

The merkins got Parrots all over his shorts yet not one on his shoulder. I wouldn't let the merkin clean my car. Can't even get the parrot thing right ffs.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Absolute deadshit. Would expect nothing less from @Twizzle.

 

[Eelogical]

Time for a hot Milo and an iced vovo.