Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

FFS Amber, they're not lorikeets .... they are king parrots and a random rosella

 

[Bandwagon]

They all look the f**king same when perched on your shoulder.

 

[hindy111]

Straya

I wonder if any of those merkins ever been on someone's shoulder?

 

[Soren Lorenson]

FFS Amber, they're not lorikeets .... they are king parrots and a random rosella

That kind of lazy journalism really shits me. Get your birds right ffs

 

[hindy111]

FFS Amber, they're not lorikeets .... they are king parrots and a random rosella

My Mum had a king Parrot on her shoulder once.

 

[strider]

That kind of lazy journalism really shits me. Get your birds right ffs

society is truly going to shit

 

[Soren Lorenson]

society is truly going to shit

At least she didn't type Lorikeet's. That would have done me in

 

[strider]

My Mum had a king Parrot on her shoulder once.

she'd be proud of this post

 

[hindy111]

she'd be proud of this post

I just started season 5 of GOT. The IMP amd the bold guy with no balls have escaped.

 

[strider]

I just started season 5 of GOT. The IMP amd the bold guy with no balls have escaped.

do you trust the bald (bold, he is a bit) guy with no balls? .... I'm not so sure about him ... he wasn't exactly good to Ned Stark

 

[hindy111]

I don't like the bald merkin. And I do not like Petyr Baeylish or Lady Tyrell.
Don't give to much away but I would like to see the little Stark girl rule or the Imp. John Snow is to dramatic for me. The Dragon girl I have also gone off a little.
I hope the fat kid in the knights watch gets to make love also.

 

[strider]

I don't like the bald merkin. And I do not like Petyr Baeylish or Lady Tyrell.
Don't give to much away but I would like to see the little Stark girl rule or the Imp. John Snow is to dramatic for me. The Dragon girl I have also gone off a little.
I hope the fat kid in the knights watch gets to make love also.

this makes me laugh .... cos I deadset could not remember most of their names for years and called em similar names ..... though its dragon milf, not dragon girl

lady tyrell might be a bit more useful than you give her credit for ... little finger - what a smug merkin - just wanna punch him in the face

the hound was one of my favourites .... I think he might get more prominant from season 5 onwards

 

[Gronk]

JFC you're making me want to try watching GOT again. I think I got to S1E5.

 

[84 Baby]

I just started season 5 of GOT. The IMP amd the bold guy with no balls have escaped.

Ffs spoilers!
But that also means I assume you just finished season 4. How good is Mountain vs Viper? That’s some Raiders of the Lost Ark level special effects

 

[84 Baby]

Now I want to watch Raiders

 

[hindy111]

this makes me laugh .... cos I deadset could not remember most of their names for years and called em similar names ..... though its dragon milf, not dragon girl

lady tyrell might be a bit more useful than you give her credit for ... little finger - what a smug merkin - just wanna punch him in the face

the hound was one of my favourites .... I think he might get more prominant from season 5 onwards

f**k.I thought he was dead. No more talk about this.

 

[Twizzle]

f**k.I thought he was dead. No more talk about this.

have they killed Jon Snow yet ?

 

[strider]

f**k.I thought he was dead. No more talk about this.

oh .... maybe im getting my seasons wrong ..... sorry

 

[parra pete]

In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a South African bush outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc) which protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, “You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, he’s my right-hand man and is really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless.”
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a hunchback, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
“Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself.”
”Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I’ve represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of…..”
At that point, the colonel interrupted, “Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to xxxx off.”

 

[Poupou Escobar]

have they killed Jon Snow yet ?

*forced him to marry Khal Drogo