Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Chipmunk]

You merkin. I was only born with one. The other stayed in my stomach. It refused to descend. I needed an operation to put it in it's sack. It didn't come down the merkin of a thing.

Explains everything

 

[hindy111]

Explains everything

Ashol

 

[Incorrect]

Jason Day back on the winners list. Good stuff and good timing with the PGA Championship next week...

 

[Gary Gutful]

Jason Day back on the winners list. Good stuff and good timing with the PGA Championship next week...

I told @hineyrulz that he was about to go on a tear!

 

[hineyrulz]

I told @hineyrulz that he was about to go on a tear!

First time I haven’t put a cent on the merkin. He was a certainty ffs!!

 

[hindy111]

First time I haven’t put a cent on the merkin. He was a certainty ffs!!

Analed by inconsistent gambling

 

[hineyrulz]

Analed by inconsistent gambling

Nah it’s pretty consistent:-(

 

[hindy111]

This is a great name for a female punk band.
I can't believe nobody has used it before.

 

[the phantom menace]

Patient receives 'major injuries' after wearing metallic sex toy to MRI scan

One unfortunate patient found out the hard way why you shouldn’t wear metal during an MRI after a butt plug they were using shot through their body.A post on Twitter that appeared to show a scan of a butt plug that caused “major injuries” lodged high up in someone’s body as a result of an MRI...

www.indy100.com

 

[Gary Gutful]

This is a great name for a female punk band.
I can't believe nobody has used it before.

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Do you do their social media?

 

[hindy111]

Do you do their social media?

No I don't have social media

 

[IFR33K]

No I don't have social media

which reminds me. I tagged you on Facebook and I’m still awaiting a response

 

[hindy111]

which reminds me. I tagged you on Facebook and I’m still awaiting a response

I only have an Instagram for my amps

 

[Gronk]

This is a great name for a female punk band.
I can't believe nobody has used it before.

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TBH the original band that go the hardest in true punk style is Pussy Riot. Anyone else are just pussys.

Russia's female punk band protesters jailed for two years

Three women from the Russian punk band Pussy Riot were sentenced to two years in jail on Friday for staging a protest against President Vladimir Putin in a church, a ruling supporters described as his "personal revenge".

www.reuters.com

 

[Twizzle]

Pussy Riot are amazingly incredible and brave people. Putin has them on Russia's most wanted list and if Nadia ever returned home to Russia, she would strangely disappear, like so many other people in that country.

I've been following them on Insta for a long time, not a fan of that type of music, but more so their political stance and activism. Courageous ladies.

 

[hindy111]

TBH the original band that go the hardest in true punk style is Pussy Riot. Anyone else are just pussys.

Russia's female punk band protesters jailed for two years

Three women from the Russian punk band Pussy Riot were sentenced to two years in jail on Friday for staging a protest against President Vladimir Putin in a church, a ruling supporters described as his "personal revenge".

www.reuters.com

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U r pussy

 

[hindy111]

Pussy Riot are amazingly incredible and brave people. Putin has them on Russia's most wanted list and if Nadia ever returned home to Russia, she would strangely disappear, like so many other people in that country.

I've been following them on Insta for a long time, not a fan of that type of music, but more so their political stance and activism. Courageous ladies.

U r pussy also

 

[hindy111]

I bought a box of Corella pears. They are beautiful

 

[parra pete]

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.
One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!"
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.
The chap jumps out of his seat again and shouts - "No, no, play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord..."
A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional he is, dives straight in to a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart.
The crowd go ballistic with this impromptu show of his musical expertise.
But, still the little Chinese man jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord!!!"..
Stevie is really peed off now that this chap doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability and shouts to him from the stage –
"OK smartie, you get up here and do it"...
The little bloke climbs onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing...
"a jazz chord to say, I ruv you..."

 

[Gronk]

FFS I googled kimchi, dickhead.