Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Give me a normal coffee. Most craft coffees taste like shit and give me a headache.

U don't appreciate a good brew

 

[hindy111]

I rarely eat Maccas but maybe 5 times a year. I still enjoy a Big mac and Cheeseburger even if it's for the nogalstic feeling.

 

[hindy111]

He probably dunks his fries in his soft serve ice cream.

Is this a euphemism?

 

[T.S Quint]

f**k you merkin now i want a burger for breakfast ffs!! Sounds delish.

Mate, I’ve just had a brisket burger at The Welcome Hotel. 30m walk from my house.

It was f**king sensational.

Funny thing, I didn’t actually know what time it was when I popped in here. The cleaners came into the house so I thought I’d just pop out and grab a bite and a beer for lunch while they are there. Walked up to the bar and ordered. Bartender says “I’ll put it through but kitchen doesn’t open until 12. You’ll have to wait a bit”. Looked at the time…it was 11:30!
Just gave me time for an extra pint, tbh.

 

[T.S Quint]

Who doesn't do that ffs???

Just taught my kids to do that.
So good.

 

[RustedonEel]

Thank God I don't have the lifelong stress of being a coffee drinker i.e. which type, which milk etc etc. The world would be a far better place with less coffee drinkers imho. Whichever method to use to achieve that outcome is justifiable

 

[hineyrulz]

Mate, I’ve just had a brisket burger at The Welcome Hotel. 30m walk from my house.

It was f**king sensational.

Funny thing, I didn’t actually know what time it was when I popped in here. The cleaners came into the house so I thought I’d just pop out and grab a bite and a beer for lunch while they are there. Walked up to the bar and ordered. Bartender says “I’ll put it through but kitchen doesn’t open until 12. You’ll have to wait a bit”. Looked at the time…it was 11:30!
Just gave me time for an extra pint, tbh.

FFS Merkin!! I had my crummy ham and cheese sammiches that i packed myself.

 

[Incorrect]

FFS Merkin!! I had my crummy ham and cheese sammiches that i packed myself.

Ham Sammich? Nothing worse than a Ham Sammich...

 

[hineyrulz]

Ham Sammich? Nothing worse than a Ham Sammich...

Imagine being a Ham Sammich short of a picnic???

 

[RustedonEel]

Ham Sammich? Nothing worse than a Ham Sammich...

He's a good bloke. Does he lurk around here?

 

[Incorrect]

He's a good bloke. Does he lurk around here?

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