Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Chipmunk]

Looks like Sinead O'Connor?

I have now seen some news sites, and yes I assume that is her. I thought she'd had actually died sometime in the last 12 months, I must be thinking of someone else? Maybe I'm thinking of the woman from The Cranberries.

 

[T.S Quint]

she's been pretty messed up for the last 10 years of her life..a very troubled soul now in peace.

She outlived her son who died last year.
I can't imagine the agony of that.

 

[T.S Quint]

Show off.

 

[T.S Quint]

I have now seen some news sites, and yes I assume that is her. I thought she'd had actually died sometime in the last 12 months, I must be thinking of someone else? Maybe I'm thinking of the woman from The Cranberries.

Yes, she drowned a few years ago.

 

[Gronk]

Aliens apparently zoom zoom around our atmosphere at the speed of light, but some are also pissed at the wheel and crash.

It seems the "whilstblower" hasn't seen the non human bodies, but has spoken to a guy who has. That's called hearsay, so is not evidence merkin.

UFO hearing key takeaways: What a whistleblower told Congress about UAPs

A former military intelligence officer-turned-whistleblower told House lawmakers that Congress is being kept in the dark about unidentified anomalous phenomena.

www.cbsnews.com

UFO whistleblower David Grusch claims US has ‘non-human bodies’, Netizens react

Former US Air Force intelligence officer David Grusch testified under oath that the US government possesses UFOs and non-human bodies, and has been aware of 'non-human' activity since the 1930s.

www.livemint.com

Obama once spoke about them.

Obama on UFO videos: 'We don't know exactly what they are'

The Navy has for years confirmed the legitimacy of videos from jet fighters that tracked unidentified objects.

www.nbcnews.com

So did Stephen Hawking.

Is Stephen Hawking right about aliens?

Stephen Hawking thinks that making contact with aliens would be a very bad idea indeed. But with new, massive telescopes, we humans are stepping up the search. Have we really thought this through?

www.theguardian.com

"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans," Hawking has said in a forthcoming documentary made for the Discovery Channel. He argues that, instead of trying to find and communicate with life in the cosmos, humans would be better off doing everything they can to avoid contact.

Hawking believes that, based on the sheer number of planets that scientists know must exist, we are not the only life-form in the universe. There are, after all, billions and billions of stars in our galaxy alone, with, it is reasonable to expect, an even greater number of planets orbiting them. And it is not unreasonable to expect some of that alien life to be intelligent, and capable of interstellar communication. So, when someone with Hawking's knowledge of the universe advises against contact, it's worth listening, isn't it?

 

[T.S Quint]

Maybe it's those f**king dogs and monkeys that were sent up there decades ago and have finally crashed back down to Earth.

 

[Twizzle]

Maybe it's those f**king dogs and monkeys that were sent up there decades ago and have finally crashed back down to Earth.

and mutated while they were up there

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

and mutated while they were up there

 

[Twizzle]

 

[the phantom menace]

Since my better half is not interested in discussing this, I turn to you guys... why is it that the shits that are the most satisfying are usually the ones after eating steak?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

A bit like Lu some days…

@Tigerm reamed me the other day on a club observation.

Im still slapping myself in the chops for my gross stupidity.

 

[Twizzle]

Since my better half is not interested in discussing this, I turn to you guys... why is it that the shits that are the most satisfying are usually the ones after eating steak?

I really don't understand why your wife doesn't want to discuss your turds

the nerve of some women

 

[Poupou Escobar]

She sounds more like his worse half!

 

[the phantom menace]

But is there any scientific reason?

The past two weeks (and probably more thinking about it), my next extended visit to the loo after eating steaks have been my most satisfying - completely empty, cleaned out and feeling energised!

 

[Gronk]

Since my better half is not interested in discussing this, I turn to you guys... why is it that the shits that are the most satisfying are usually the ones after eating steak?

Needs a randomized double blind placebo controlled trial to be fair.

Here, I have initiated your due diligence.

 

[the phantom menace]

Were definitely type 4 - but with the size of a 2 or 3 .

On non-steak days we eat a lot of random stuff that might approximate content of no-meat steaks... but not in the same shape or form. To be honest I kind of tune out on those days, unless it's chicken or salmon... so might have to slot the placebo test into one of the random days.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You blokes have some sick fetishes, bringing shame to Lu with your special brand of toilet humour.

Never a mod around when you need one.

 

[Gronk]

You blokes have some sick fetishes, bringing shame to Lu with your special brand of toilet humour.

Never a mod around when you need one.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

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Lu executive is too soft on you lot at training.

Im sure you’re up for a token award at the LU Xmas party. Most disinterested mod lol.

I’d say the mighty @callmack1 is up for 4th straight year of Rothmans Mod of the year. Untouchable.

He knows more about Souths than the club knows.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Think I worked out where Junior has been hanging out.